"Ra ra Rasputinšµ."
"Lover of the Russian queenšµ."
"There was a cat that really was gonešµ ."
"Ra ra Rasputinšµ."
"Russia's greatest love machinešµ."
"It was a shame how he carried onšµ."
As he drove on the road Gu Xia sung alongside the radio as he made his way to his entertainment company.
Tapping the steering wheel and enjoying the atmosphere he slightly pressed his break petal to slow down and stop at the red lights.
[Host, you should stop singing... Your voice is... Well...]
"What? What is wrong with my voice!?"
Gu Xia felt his eyes twitch and his head become numb.
He was clearly annoyed.
[Host... Your voice sounds frosty like... It's hard to explain but you have an indifferent and emotionless tone.]
"Oh! I'm sorry for dying thousands of times for this stupid ass plot that a brain dead author wrote where it mentally broke me where it's hard for me to express myself!"
[Host, I'll shut up...]
"That's what I thoug-"
*Crash!*
Feeling the Bugatti Chiron shake slightly Gu Xia felt veins appearing on his head.
"Who the fuck hit my rear!? I clearly stopped at a red light!"
Gu Xia complained as he got out of his car and when his eyes scanned toward the back of his rear he saw...
'L-Lin Yen!?'
He was utterly shocked when he saw the protagonist's little sister who seemed to have hit his rear with her small pink bike...
[Why is small tits girl here!?]
Lin Yen who heard Gu Xia's inner voice sharpened her eyes and her entire face was heating up in anger.
'How dare you say I have small tits! They're still growing, you bastard!'
Gu Xia, who saw Lin Yen's face getting redder, was beyond confused as to why she was mad!?
She was the one who crashed into him!
*Sigh...*
Taking a deep sigh and rubbing his forehead, Gu Xia slowly got back into his Bugatti Chiron, ignoring Lin Yen who was stomping her foot on the pavement for some reason.
Rolling down his window he stuck his head out and looked toward the enraged heroine.
"Hey, no need to worry about the damage, just watch your surroundings in the future!"
"YOU BASTARD-!!!"
Without waiting for an answer he stepped on the petal and drove forward leaving Lin Yen screaming at the top of her lungs...
'System... I know the plot is still ongoing but how in the living fuck did she take the wrong route!?'
[H-Host... Please remember that the plot still has to rotate around you to continue the story, after all you're an important stepping stone for the protagonist.]
'So... If I kill the protagonist will the story stop rotating around me?'
[I can't answer that for the host... All I can say is that at this point it's impossible for you to even put an scratch on him...]
'Fuck, I forgot how strong that son of a bitch is, after all I stopped paying attention to his growth in power since what? My 200th attempt? Anyways, I forgot to ask. How will I start getting rewards now?'
[....]
'System?'
[I'm sorry host, I forgot to give you your reward just now...]
'Reward? Reward for what?'
[Ding! Ignoring the damage to your vehicle that was caused by a heroine changed the plot slightly.]
[Please pick a reward! God Level Singing or Cultivation Spiritual Sea!]
'That's an easy choice... Cultivation Spiritual Sea!'
Suddenly Gu Xia felt his entire body tense up and fearing that he would crash his Bugatti Chiron he stopped in the middle of the road and turned on his emergency lights.
Pushing back his seat he closed his eyes and soon found himself inside his consciousness.
His entire surroundings was pitch black and only a tiny light of fire was present.
'Looks like my cultivation is only at the Tempered Body Realm.'
'Even though this realm raises my strength, speed, intelligence, and technically everything else I can still be injured by a bullet from a gun...'
'I need to raise my cultivation if I want to be invincible, raise my life-span, and also to kill the protagonist.'
*Knock, knock, knock, knock!*
Opening his eyes slowly, the first thing Gu Xia saw and heard was a beautiful woman with huge tits with long green emerald hair and green eyes wearing an officer uniform knocking on his window.
[Shit, why is big tits here!?]
Yen Ying who heard Gu Xia's inner voice felt veins appearing on her white head.
'T-This bastard! You call me stupid then b-big t-tits!? I won't let you bully me!'
"You! roll down your window!"
Yen Ying ordered.
*Sigh.*
With a depressed sigh Gu Xia rolled down his window and showed a handsome smile.
Although he wanted to drive off and not deal with a heroine...
He didn't want to deal with the police... That would be a troublesome annoyance.
So, all he could do was be obedient.
Though, before rolling down the window he sent a special text to a good friend of his to help him with this small problem.
"Officer! What can I do for you?"
[No seriously what the fuck do you want?]
Gu Xia asked innocently on the outside but on the inside was a lot more honest.
Yen Ying was silent and forced a small professional smile, fearing she would want to taser the young handsome man in front of her.
*Cough*
With a cough Yen Ying began explaining why she is present in front of him as of right now.
"Sir, I was driving by when I saw your emergency lights on so I decided to check if everything was alright..."
"Oh, thank you very much for your concern. You do not need to worry, I just needed to text somebody and didn't dare drive while texting. After all, I am a law-abiding citizen!"
[Law-abiding citizen my ass! Ahahaha, I can really make myself laugh sometimes. Just kidding I've never committed a crime in my entire life! I'm a good person!]
[Well... Besides the crimes I was forced to commit... Because of my role as the small villain.]
[Also... I did take a quick peak at Yen Ying's cleavage just now.]
Yen Ying who of course heard Gu Xia's inner voice looked down and saw that her button was undone causing her cleavage to be shown which caused her entire face to go red in embarrassment.
"S-Sir, c-an you give me your driver's license and step out of the vehicle for me."
Gu Xia felt his entire body shiver when he saw Yen Ying's empty eyes...
[Warning! The host is in deep shit!]