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Chapter 94 - Chapter Ninety Four: Rian Yuki Vs Mikan Yuki

"Mikan Yuki warily stared at her brother from the Yuki living room entrance as he signed the dozens of papers he recieved during the parent-teacher conference in the living room chair, her mind hoping he would forget about his promise of "violence" as he wrote."

"!!!"

Mikan's body shook and her face turned pale after hearing Rian's narration.

"Mikan's brother, Rian Yuki, was actually feeling quite generous today…after all, all of Mikan's teacher's talked about how great of a student she is. They showed him her present grades, past grades, and conduct reports. And after seeing how good everything was, Rian felt pride invade body."

"…"

Mikan's previous pale face grew red from his words.

"Which is why…the generous big brother was willing to give his smart little sister from now… until the time he finished signing the papers in front of him… to hide from him."

"…"

Mikan's face went back to pale, but still remained a slight hue of red

"…Find a good spot."

Rian said while continuing to sign the papers given to him.

"…"

Mikan didn't say anything verbally, only rushing from her current spot, and up the wooden stairs of her home.

When she touched the upstairs floor of the nearly empty house, she immediately went towards the only open room door she saw.

That open room door just so happened to be the room of her big brother.

Rushing towards the door and closing it behind her after she entered, she locked the door and quickly moved towards the boy's closet. Once there, Mikan opened the boy's closet door and grabbed anything she could use to fiend the boy off before tossing it all onto the bed and closing the closet door behind her. After that, she moved towards the bed, hopped in the bed, and looked over her option of defense and offense.

'A water gun'

Mikan thought while looking at the lemon-colored pistol that was halfway full near her left foot..

She could use the lemon-colored pistol for defense against Rian

'Two extra pillows.'

Mikan thought while looking at the two white pillow's without pillow cases in front of her.

She could use the two caseless pillows and Rian's case-covered bed pillow to create a mini fort.

'Fufufu! A pillow fort with a water gun as offense…not bad.'

Mikan nodded and smiled at her idea before grabbing the water gun with her right hand and moving all of the pillows on the bed towards the wall next to the bed with her other hand.

'It's time to set it up.'

Mikan then proceeded to slide against the wall, near the bed, before raising her knees near her face and placing the case-covered pillow against her knees. She then placed the caseless pillows on her left and right sides.

With this, Mikan was protected from every side.

She felt completely safe for some reason.

[Stomp!] [Stomp!] [Stomp!]

As Mikan was safe and sound in her fort, the sound of purposely loud stomps hitting the wooden stairs entered her ears.

And for some odd reason, the loud steps caused her beating heart to beat faster than it was suppose to.

'…He's coming…very… slowly.'

Mikan aimed the water gun at the door.

Even though she locked the door, she didn't doubt her brother could find a way inside. Whether is was using his hysterical level of strength to punch down the door or using his water bear level of durability to break down the door with his body, Mikan had no doubt he could somehow get in.

[Rattle] [Rattle] [Rattle]

The door knob rattled…

"You're obviously in my room. My room door was the only one open. I even heard you run upstairs. Just open the door, so you can get 'beat up.' by me. I will even be generous enough to stop after the first submission.

The voice behind the door said while continuing to rattle on the doorknob.

"Make me."

The girl from within the room said, confidence oozing from her voice. Her voice of confidence wasn't intentional, it kinda just came out.

"Alright then."

The voice behind the door stopped the rattling the door, and the sound of metal could be heard from behind the door.

'…Of course…why wouldn't he have a key to his own room?'

Mikan inwardly face palmed herself as she watched the lock switch from locked to unlocked in a matter of seconds. But even though she had forgotten the boy had made a key to his room, in the case he ever locked his door and jumped out of the window, the confidence in her mind still remained present. She, after all, had the long-range advantage over Rian.

As she aimed at the door and watched as it was opened after being completely unlocked, she shot the first trace of skin she saw enter the room.

[Pssh] [Pssh]

The water that shot from Mikan's gun hit Rian's foot. And when it did, the boy's foot quickly moved and the door shut.

"Hahahaha! Hahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"

Loud laughter couldn't help to escape her after seeing her brother's fast reaction.

"Wowwwww…"

"Hahaha! Try that again, Rian."

"You really went into the closet and got that little water gun."

"Mhmm~I really did. Haha!"

"Ok…I'll be back."

Departing footsteps could be heard after Rian said that.

"Take your time!"

Mikan yelled out in a happy tone.

It wasn't everyday Mikan Yuki could get one over on her brother.

Because of this face, she relished in the feeling of doing so until the footsteps that once departed arrived back at the door.

"Back for more?"

The brown-haired, brown-eyed, nigh omniscient bro-con sister asked.

"Yep…I have defense this time."

The brown-haired, hazel-eyed, nigh omniscient sis-con brother responded before slight cracking open his room door with his hand.

"What is that going to do?"

"Nothing much…just this."

Rian pushed his door with enough force to widely it before quickly moving out the way of the door and the shots of water that quickly flew towards him.

"Nice dodge."

Mikan commented without thinking, her sight and aim never leaving the open door.

"Thank you."

Rian gave his thanks, picking up a large, blue sheet from the floor as he did.

After he was hit by Mikan's pistol, Rian went to find something to to act as a shield in the place of his face.

"So…what are going to do from here, brother?"

"Mikan…you sound like a villain. And don't worry about me, I have a plan."

Rian raised the blue sheet in his hands, and used it to cover his head, arms, legs, and feet. And once he felt sure enough he wouldn't get his clothing completely wet from Mikan's shots, he walked inside of his room.

[Pssh!] [Pssh!] [Pssh!] [Pssh!] [Pssh!] [Pssh!] [Pssh!]

Mikan repeatedly shot her bullets of water towards Rian from her mini fort, each shot being asorbed by the sheet. She couldn't get a proper angle due to the the fort that was around her.

She watched "horror" and "fear" as the blue towel monste—Rian got closer and closer as she continued to shoot, her beating more wildly as he did. Eventually…Rian climbed onto the bed.

The same bed Mikan was sitting on.

[Pssh!] [Pssh] [Pss—] [Ps—] [P-] [P-]

Her gun no longer shot long streams of water, her lemon-colored gun could now only shoot tiny splurts of water that were weaker than a afternoon drizzle.

"So…what are you going go do from here, sister."

Rian asked before dropping the blue sheet onto the bed and moving towards Mikan, only stopping when he reached her little fort.

"Rian…you sound like a villain. And…and…I don't have a plan from here."

"…"

Rian sliently flashed a light smile.

"…Sigh! Do your worse."

"Oh…someone's a litt-"

Rian stopped his sentence, catching a caseless pillow as he did.

Mikan really attempted to swing the pillow on her right at Rian as he was talking….rude.

"Sigh! Worth a shot."

"Ye-"

Rian stopped speaking again, catching another caseless pillow with his other hand.

Mikan actually attempted to hit Rian as he about to finish a word…admirable.

However, unlike last time, Mikan didn't stop at a mere pillow swing, she used the opening of both of the boy's hand's being occupupied to push past the pillow in front of her to tackle Rian to ground.

But unlike what she imagined in her mind during that that short timeframe, Rian didn't go down.

"Mikan…have…have you been watching wrestling…without me? That looked like the move Grey Greg Sanders the fifth used on Baby Beer Bear during the last week's show of beatdown…but with pillows instead of kendo sticks.

Despite Rian being in the process of being tackled, he was more worried about his sister watching wrestling without him.

"No, of course not. How could I watch wrestling without you."

Mikan said while continuing to attemp tackle Rian on the bed.

She really didn't watch any wrestling shows without Rian near her.

"…That's good."

Rian dropped the pillows in his hands before grabbing Mikan by her waist and raising her into the air.

"Eh?"

"Eh" was the only sound of confusion Mikan could let out before she was sent down, and onto the pillow Rian's right hand dropped moments ago. She watched as Rian slightly stood in the bed…and launched towards her with his "bone shattering elbow drop that could shake heaven, earth, and the underworld with just one percent of it's power." attack.

Mikan's mind didn't even need to process the attack, her body already rolled to the right on it's own. To her, that move was like a boss-level attack that her body instinctivally dodged after been struck by it it one hundred and fifty two times.

[Thud!!!!!]

When Rian's elbow hit the bed, a loud thud entered Mikan's ears. To her, the thud sounded scarier than thunder.

"Don't worry…that was less than one percent, so the Earth is ok."

"Ha…ha…ha…"

Mikan nervously laughed before saying:

"I'm in danger."

"…You're right."

Rian quickly moved towards Mikan, and used his veteran-like wrestling experience to place his sister in a anaconda vice.

"I give up, I give up, I give up."

Even though Mikan was put in the move for only seventeen seconds, she quickly gave up.

"…"

Rian sliently released her since she gave up. Sitting up from his submission, he commented in a proud tone:

"You withstood it for seventeen seconds, i'm impressed."

Rian was impressed since Mikan would normally tap out of any submission in seven seconds.

"I could have gone for slightly longer…but… I was saving my energy for thie!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mikan pounced up from the bed, and onto Rian's back before placing him in a choke hold. From there, she quickly wrapped her legs around him and used her strength to pull him down.

"Wow…you are really full of cool stuff today."

Despite the boy being, literally, choked out, he still praised his sister in a proud tone of voice.

The hazel eyed boy was truly…a sis-con.

"Give up."

Mikan told her brother.

"Why?"

"Why? You're trapped in a tight submission hold."

"I'm not trapped. Who told you I was trapped?

"…So…you can escape?"

"Mhmm. Sure can."

"Do it then."

"Alright."

Rian said before making his hand into the form of a chop. He then used that very hand to poke Mikan's unguarded side.

"Fuuyaahhh!!!!!!"

A loud noise that may never be let out by Mikan ever again, escaped her mouth before she released Rian from her hold.

"See….I told you I could escape."

Rian sat up and moved a bit away, leaving Mikan on the bed with her hand on her side.

"Ugggh!"

Mikan loudly "Ugggh" without caring.

"Are you alright?"

"Uggh."

"Can you tell me how many fingers i'm holding up?"

"Ugggh."

"…I know you're trying to bait me next to you, so you can do the same thing to me."

"…"

Mikan was caught. Quite easily at that.

"I really caught you that easily?"

"…"

Mikan's face grew red. She slowly sat up and pounced on her brother. She somehow got his back to hit the bed.

She sat on his stomach and crossed her arms with a proud expression on her red face.

"I have been overpowered, straddled, and looked down upon."

"That makes me and you sound like a masochist and sadist couple."

"Does it?"

"Of cour—Yah!!!"

Before Mikan could finish her words, her side was once again poked, causing her to body to drop on her brother.

"This side poking skill is really good."

Rian said to the girl that was close to his face.

"You can't use that move against me anymore."

"Banned after two uses today. That has to be some sort of record."

"…"

Mikan covered her brother's mouth with her hand to shut him up for a while.

"Mmmmmmm."

"I agree."

"Mmmmmmmm."

"I'm the greastest sister? Fufufu! Thank you.

"Mmmmmmm."

"Mikan is better than Rian?"

"Mmmmmmmmm."

"Wow. I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me."

Mikan procceeded to have a conversation with a muffled Rian for a…rather strange amount of time.