yeah , yeah I know .
idk I just don't have any motivation to right rn but yeah this is another chapter it took so long cause well 😃 anyways onto to the ... thing .
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Finally withdrawing from his daze Meraline looked around observing his surroundings.
" uh...so... where an I exactly?"
[??? : in a forest duh 🙄 ]
" someone's got an attitude and no I didn't mean like that . I meant what type of. world am I in " said Meraline as he playfully roll his eyes.
[??? : yeah yeah , whatever this is an orc world which still hasn't left the primitive era , sucks to be you ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ]
" how primitive are we talking?" I asked in a shaky voice .
[ they hardly use fire for fear of it burning down their place of residence]
" oh.....ok , I see .... s-so , could you tell me the characteristics of a native of this world I don't want to seem like an alien when I go out there "
[ why would I do that (눈‸눈) ]
" cause you can't resist , and no wait make that a wish I wish for you to tell me the - "
[ ok , ok whatever, some of them have animal tail and ears (✿^‿^)]
" oh ok I get it so um I wish for , the ears and tail of a white tiger , I also want/wish the traits unique to a white tiger oh yeah it won't affect my appearance in anyway right ?"
[ no it won't affect your outer appearance I. anyway (✿^‿^) anyways what gender ? ]
" um what? "
[ what gender do you want a female tiger or male trust me it makes a difference here ]
" oooh , ok female wait ...you won't give me a vagina or change my penis to one right " I asked as I made a skeptical expression.
[ tsk if only I could]
" oh that's nice you can't then female please '
[ sure , sure , sure your body will now undergo some changes which will cause pain , but you can bare it (✿^‿^) ]
" fir some reason I don't trust you but o-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
{TEN THOUSAND YEARS LATER }
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , you evil scum you , ahhhhhh , I will get you back for this "
after a few minutes which felt like hours of me screaming my lungs out the pain finally died down until it was completely gone.
[ how was it , it didn't hurt that much right? ] asked that evil shit while not even trying to cover up the laughter in it's voice.
" you " unable to muster any strength I collapse onto the floor while gulping down air as if it was a delicacy that someone is trying to steal .
[ tee-hee (｡•̀ᴗ-)]
* pant* you evil scheming* pant* I'll get you back for this just you wait*pant*
In ??? mind : haha fool.
{ ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS LATER}
after I finally regained my strength we began walking in hopes of finding civilization.
" ugh , I've been walking for hours and I still haven't seen even a trace of human activity around here , wtf is going on ?!"
[ turn left after you reach that big tree , then go straight and turn right , walk a little and then you reach a settlement. stop complaining it's annoying]
" humph, you should have said so earlier beach "
[ shut up you farming tool ]
" dumb beach whatever don't talk to me for now "
??? rolled it's non-existent eyes .
* ugh * after walking for a few more minutes I finally saw a human settlement. It was....um ... anyways atleast there are humans/orcs now .
anyways umm yeah next chapter will probably be longer but yeah here is the next chapter I hope you can understand this trash .