Also big point big drop snapping fall, there is no perception, just repeat the primitive action, because at the sight of this piece of cake without money, I told myself, to be happier to live, so that the bullets to do heart attack of Dad and Mom to see, I Jia Jiexie is not no man to the ground! They are not allowed to ridicule my relationship with the boy in hell, always with the fist to explain the problem! I made up my mind to be all over the world beautiful men, from tomorrow, I will go to apply for medicine, T, I still do not believe it, with my fist and foot kung fu, plus psychedelic drugs, aphrodisiacs, a lot of underground, still can not get on a few handsome guys! Hum! What is tenderness? Bullshit!
I ate and ate, but I felt dizzy, my limbs became weak, and my stomach began to twitch and hurt. I looked at the half-eaten cake, barring my mouth, and realized that the cream tasted sour! I was shocked, cold sweat broke out on my forehead, does this mean the legendary food poisoning? Oh my God, I just wanted a small bargain and asked for a free cake, should I be punished for spending a lot of money on medical bills? No! I'll put up with it! I won't contribute a single penny to the hospital!
My stomach hurt so much that I became unconscious, I pinched myself to keep myself awake and cursed the owner of the cake store and the person who ordered the cake seven days ago! I had a birthday, the birthday cake not only did not wish happy birthday words, but also wrote three big words: gin, come back. Even I was poisoned and couldn't find a warmth that only belonged to me! It's not human!
I want to cry, eyes dim, indignant at the cake a fist smashed down, only to feel a stabbing pain in the hand. I used the only remaining trace of lucidity, from the cake crumbs pinched out a moon-shaped earrings, in the hands of two randomly wiped, see it clearly about the original appearance. The silver-like moon-shaped body was inlaid with several antique stones that shone with a mysterious and eerie light. The more I look at it, the more familiar I feel; the more I look at it, the more I feel frightened, regretful, excited, and then regretful to death!
What is alarming? Why do I feel that when I swallowed the slippery cake just now, my throat seemed to be slipped by something hard?
What do I regret? Why didn't I taste it carefully and swallow it slowly? These earrings seem to be made of silver! What a pity to swallow them!
What's so exciting? I got a free cake and a pair of earrings as a birthday present! Even though one of the earrings may be in my stomach now, I can't stop being excited!
What do I regret even more? When I saw myself lying on the table, I was very smart to learn a factual truth: I used to fight all over the two streets unbeaten by the promising young people (my family lives in the old staff family building, within the two streets are grandparents level people, generally speaking did not give me the opportunity to punch. For this point, I think it is not that my fist is not fierce enough, but the enemy is too weak, not to give me the opportunity to swing).
That I never do good babies that hurt God (except for things that hurt God).
I'm dead and can't take advantage of earrings!
My soul drifted, my mind tossed and turned, unknowingly shedding a tear of remorse that
If ... I had known I would die today, I would have opened a bottle of drink for myself while I was eating free cake!
If ... if I know I will die today, I must carry 500 yuan, looking for a handsome duck duck consumption a flip, also counted before death to promote a little social and economic development.
If ... if I know I will die today, I must first burn a large amount of paper money for myself, so that my poor lonely soul in the hell can walk like a crab across the road! Let the king of hell give me three companions!
If ... if not that the moonlight outside the window shot to the earrings, earrings on the stone also emitted light refraction to the mirror, and the mirror light and through me, refraction to crawl on the table dead that my stomach, and the stomach actually also suddenly refracted a few points of light, and these points of light surprisingly like the stars of the sky dazzling, they carry the moonlight They carried the moonlight and passed through me and penetrated to the mirror. Very magical picture, very beautiful part of the flight. Yes, I actually saw my almost transparent soul, under the moonlit night, the reflection of the moon shaped earrings, suddenly turned into golden bright powder! In the moment before consciousness, I seemed to see myself transfigured into a fiery red and flaming phoenix, dancing in glorious colors in the burning of gold powder, igniting a new life ...
When I was awake again, everything was all turned upside down, including my life that should be finished, yet magically crossed.
The fire was burning, making everything in front of me unreal and unreal, only the unbearable heat and suffocating smoke made me subconsciously crawl out. When I finally supported to the door, a head load fell to the ground, barely open the fire smoked straight to tears hazel eyes, I saw a large vote of flamboyant beauty, skirts and clothes slim rushed towards me.
Quickly swept the scene in front of me, the ancient country pavilions and pavilions, long hair beautiful men, needless to say, with my years of wisdom, a glance to determine the dryness, I absolutely lustful devil crossed!
About my excited mood at the moment, simply than to get a birthday cake without spending money also super cool! But based on my first time to mix in ancient times, unfamiliar with the place, can only be a faint, to show that I do not say more, do not do wrong behavior standards.
When the black crowd rushed to my side, I pretended to faint; when someone called me gin'er, I began to suspect that I was not crossing over, but sleepwalking, and actually with the owner of that big cake with the same name! God, I really don't know if those three magic words 'Gin, come back' are some kind of magic spell, it's so cold! When they cried Miss, I knew it was a gorgeous dream, but hopefully I could mix it up; when someone picked me up and held me in their arms, I knew I had become smaller, a childhood trip that was bound to begin ...
In a shout, a panic, I was stripped naked, wiped clean, changed into fresh clothes, and then listened to the old man rambling on and on about something I could not understand even listening to, the heart kept screaming, resentful: why am I so young? Why not let me cross over directly to the eighteen women? At this rate, when will I be able to get a beautiful man? Ah! I want a beautiful man! I want to grow up! I have a hundred thousand reasons, the child's body eventually did not resist the deep sleep, dreaming of a beautiful boy to go also ...
When I woke up from my sleep and opened my eyes for a moment, I actually met a pair of extremely beautiful, large and bright eyes, he fanned out and kept putting electricity on me, just like a little angel tempting the devil! His delicate little face, like fine glass, delicate and transparent, really want to pinch his tender water-like face! His small lips, actually watery color, I suddenly feel itchy teeth, want to bite on two, so I really did so ...
Just when my little magic claws just stretched out, he was shy and timid, red-faced muttered: "Ging ... ging, you ... you wet the bed ... "
My open mouth, wide-eyed, stretched out to stiffen in the air petrified hands, were shocked beyond words by his phrase! This is the first thing the angel doll said to me ah! The dead center, who must have lit my dead center! Ghost, I don't want to live, how can I possibly wet the bed? No way, absolutely no way! But what about the large dampness underneath me? Who can tell me, who in the end, after peeing, and then hold me to the top ah? What a nasty, shameless, impersonal thing to do!
Without giving me any chance to retort, I was surrounded by a group of people affectionately without even using the lines I had thought of, saying I was drawing a map. In the warmth, love and affection, began my career of shame and pain, others regret and cry ...
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This country I am not familiar with, called 'Feng Guo', who is the boss, who is the master of the sinking, it does not matter to me, I only know that now I am the only one of the Tam House only daughter, five-year-old girl, named called Tam Yin, nickname Ginyin, the status is more drag.
The angelic doll in front of me is called Gu Ruoxiao, his father Gu Gang Yan and my current father Tan Zheng are close friends, today is with his parents to visit the door. By coincidence, I witnessed my once-in-a-century blush bed-wetting event, so it also laid the foundation for his future difficult fate of being repaired by me.
When I saw my ancient parents, I can't say how happy I was! I stand up for genetics not to fold! Although they are somewhat see old, about thirty-seven or eight, but also so gorgeous. It seems, huh ... I am also a little beautiful ah.
Dad and mom you do not worry, I will live a wonderful life, since my tenacious soul resurrected again, I will cherish their bright future even more, and try to chase their horny dreams! I will definitely be hunting for a large number of handsome men, for our family heirloom. Perhaps our family is not enough blood side, but at least in the spirit, we also have a continuation, right?
Perhaps my expression is too rich, look at the onlookers stunned. I thought about it, it is better to play cute, anyway, little girls, not the same thing? Since I came, I will be safe. I believe that: the disaster is not dead, there will be a beautiful man waiting for me to hold!
The base and I was lucky to escape from the scene of the fire, but also unharmed this happy news, really let the Tam House up and down the big and small young and old are celebrating a. Looking at everyone around me, I was quickly relieved from the bed-wetting incident at the beginning. I felt refreshed and in a great mood, with the pride of being valued. What a wonderful thing it would be if they gave me a treasure or two at their fingertips!
From now on, I have to be enthusiastic about Tam's mom and dad, and play spoiled, to promote a good development in the future. Apparently, people in ancient times married earlier, I probably have to be considered their oldest son, so they spoil me extra. More apparently, their children said goodbye to the world when the house caught fire for no reason, so I could come to ancient times. Although there is no real affection, but after all, they are the only family I have in this time and space. And my appearance just made up for their sadness of losing their beloved daughter, and should be dealt with properly.
My sweet mother, father, made two mouths comparable to zombies. I thought they were too happy, so they were more enthusiastic, really like a small fire, burning brightly it. But later I learned that the original Tam Yin girl, has a strong autism, almost does not talk to the ground! I can only hope that people think that I suddenly became so because of the head into the 'fire' reason.
And by virtue of the fact that I am not five years old, but eighteen years old mind, obviously feel that the Tam family mom and dad, to me is really very fond of, but vaguely, more feel that they are not only fond of me, but also have the illusion that I am respected as a guest. Whatever I want, they are immediately to do! And with my current age of five, I can only repress their dreams of a beautiful man in the psyche, until they grow up!
Perhaps because of the Tam father and Tam mother cherished me, so the cause of the sudden house fire that day, a thorough trace. Looking at the panic of the whole house up and down, I kindly came forward to admit that it was my own greed, accidentally lit the house, please Tam father and Tam mother not to pursue. I thought they would caution me not to be naughty in the future, but from their eyes flashed a complex look, clearly do not believe! Could it be that someone deliberately set fire to me?
The water is already getting cold, will be distracted thoughts thrown away, small tender body, slowly from the bath, shaking his head, wipe the water, put on clothes, go out in the sun!
I stepped on my little carrot legs, humming a little tune that was not in tune, and happily wandered off to the back garden.
The back garden of the Tam House, is my favorite place, elegant as hell. A small wind, mixed with the unique fragrance of flowers and plants, inhaled into the body, all enjoy ah!
Since the previous one I almost set myself on fire, Tam's parents Tam's mother has a high regard for me, the four maidservants are not far from me. Just now if I did not have a strong attitude, they will certainly stare at my bath, then I will not have the opportunity to bully RuoXiao baby. No matter modern or ancient, I Jia Jie true lust demon's code of conduct is: rather wrong on a thousand, not to spare a! The leader of the comrades said well ah everything to start from the baby!
Enjoying the beautiful scenery in front of you, a sea of green, a group of flowers, in short, I am simply very satisfied with their own petty life in front of me, even if in the mirror, I found that Tam's father Tam's mother's genetics are a bit off, it does not matter, but I hope I grow ah long, on the long open.
Looking around, the sea of flowers, squatting a small bright yellow figure, is looking at a small flower thoughtfully. The breeze rises, the pink flowers gently swing, trance, beautiful, but not to compete with the bright yellow figure a touch of spirituality, chic.
I cunningly smiled, Gu Ruoxiao ah, Gu Ruoxiao, who let you turn a circle and bumped into me? Who let you look so delicious? Straight than the 'next meal' look it? I really have to put you on the reserve, in case I grow up, become ugly, you have to give me at least hold up ah!
Turn around, let the four handmaidens stand by in place, their own point up on their toes, to the small bright yellow figure floating, suddenly let out a loud, fierce squatting in front of the six-year-old glazed doll, he sat on his butt in shock, clear round eyes instantly opened wide, watery soft lips issued a frightened 'ah' word, and then see clearly that it was me. Subconsciously climbed up and tried to dodge, I took his hand and smiled with what I thought was gentleness: "Little one, does your butt still hurt?"
If Kaoru's little face is misty red, big eyes flickering left and right, not to mention how attractive crime, really hope we quickly open up ah.
"Does it still hurt?" I cared to ask again, claws continue to touch Ruo Kaoru's small hands, eat enough tender tofu.
"No ... no ... it doesn't hurt ...," he began to stutter.
I frowned, this is not a good sign, in case he grows up to be like this in the future, I took the rope to strangle him to play, he shouted one after another: "Le ... le ... le ... ..." I will be solid a strong strangulation, the result he shouted: "strangulation pain!" This is not a joke, it will kill people! We need to correct it from a young age to prevent future problems!
I was thinking about what to correct his stuttering, he bit his lower lip again, darted a glance at me and asked, "Ging ... Ging, you, why did you bite ... my... ... ass?"
"Like to bite it! I do not mind your ass stink, you still dare to dislike my bite hard ah?" I patted his red, moist little face, really like, and pinched, this feel, so good!
"No ... don't mind ..." he blinked his big eyes and started stuttering again.
"Little one, you didn't tell anyone about me biting you, did you?" I looked at him with half-smiling eyes.
"No... no... I won't say anything." Gu Ruoxiao's little face red like a big peach, busy waving his hands to express innocence, look at his tender look, I want to bite again.