Wei Wu Xian is a person who is very good at finding fun for himself, especially good at making fun out of suffering. Since there was nothing else to play with, he had no choice but to play with Blue Forgetfulness. He said, "Brother Forgetting Machine."
Blue forgetfulness machine was still.
Wei Wu Xian said: "Forgetting machine."
He listened as if he had not heard.
Wei Wu Xian: "Blue forgetfulness."
Wei Wu Xian: "Lan Zhan!"
Blue forgetfulness finally stopped writing and looked up at him with a cold gaze. Wei Wu Xian ducked back and raised his hands in defense: "Don't look at me like that. I called you forgetfulness and you didn't say yes, so I called you by your name. If you are not happy, you can also call me back by my name."
Blue forgetfulness machine said: "Put your legs down."
Wei Wu Xian sat in an extremely improper posture, slanting his body and supporting his legs. When he saw that he had finally gotten Blue Forget Machine to talk, he was delighted that the clouds had opened up to the moon. He complied and put his legs down, but his upper body unconsciously moved closer, his arms pressed against the bookcase, still in an unorthodox sitting position. He said seriously: "Lan Zhan, ask you a question. Do you - do you really hate me?"
Blue forgetfulness lowered his eyes, his eyelashes casting a faint shadow on his jade-like cheeks. Wei Wu Xian said: "Don't. I'm going to confess my mistake to you. I want to confess my mistake and apologize to you. Look at me."
After a pause, he said, "Don't look at me? Fine, I'll say it myself. That night was my fault. I was wrong. I shouldn't have gone over the wall, I shouldn't have drunk, I shouldn't have fought with you. But I swear! I didn't mean to provoke you. I really didn't read your family rules. The rules of the Jiang family are all verbal, not written down at all. Otherwise I certainly wouldn't." Surely not in front of your face to drink the jar of heaven's son laugh, I put in my arms to take back to the room to drink secretly, drink every day, share with everyone to drink, drink enough.
Wei Wu Xian said again: "And let's be reasonable, who was the first to fight over? It was you. If you do not start, we can still talk properly and talk clearly smack. But people hit me, I have to fight back. This is not all my fault. Blue Zhan are you listening? Look at me. Blue son?" He snapped his fingers, "Brother Lan Er, give me a face, look at me."
Blue forget machine did not raise his eyes, said: "Copy once more."
Wei Wuxian's body tilted: "Don't do that. I was wrong."
Blue forgetfulness exposed him without mercy: "You have no remorse at all."
Wei Wu Xian said without dignity: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can say it as many times as you want. Kneel down and say it too."
Lan forgot the pen, Wei Wu Xian thought he finally could not stand to beat himself up, was about to throw a smile, but suddenly found that the upper and lower lips like sticky general, can not smile out.
His face changed dramatically and he said with great effort, "Well? Well, well, well!"
Blue forgetting machine closed his eyes, exhaled gently, opened his eyes, again with a calm look, re-penning, as if nothing had happened. Wei Wuxian had heard of the hatefulness of the Blue Family's forbidden speech technique, and did not believe this evil in his heart. But pounding for a long time, the corners of the mouth are scratching red, no matter how can not open the mouth. So he copied a piece of paper, the pen went like flying, threw the paper over. Blue forget machine took a look, said: "boring." He crumpled it into a ball and threw it away.
Wei Wu Xian was so angry that he rolled on the mat, got up and wrote a new one, slapped it in front of Blue Forget Machine, and was again crumpled up into a ball and thrown away.
This forbidden language technique was not lifted until he finished copying. The next day when he came to the Book Depository, the paper balls that were thrown all over the floor the day before were taken away.
The first day, he had just eaten the loss of the ban, and sat for two moments with an itchy mouth. He just opened his mouth to say a couple of words and was banned again. Can not speak he scribbled on the paper, stuffed to the blue forget machine side, and then be crumpled into a ball and thrown to the ground. The third day is still the same.
So repeatedly forbidden to speak, until the last day of the face of the wall to think, this day Wei Wu Xian, in the blue forgetfulness of the machine seems a little different.
He came to Gusu for a while, the sword every day thrown east and west, never saw him carry it properly, but this day it was brought, snapped and pressed next to the book case. The first time I saw him, I was not able to get a good look at him.
Blue forgetfulness machine has no reason to give him a gagging technique, but instead looked at him two more times, as if he did not believe that he suddenly honest. Sure enough, soon after sitting down, Wei Wu Xian returned to his old illness and sent a piece of paper over to him, indicating that he should read it.
Blue forget machine thought it was some boring words, but a ghostly sweep, but it was a human portrait. The person who is sitting with his or her heart in the air, leaning against the window and reading quietly, with his or her eyebrows and demeanor just like his or her own.
The corners of his mouth hooked up and he raised his eyebrows and winked. Without words, the meaning is obvious: like it or not? Is it good?
Blue forgetfulness machine slowly said: "have this leisure, not to copy books, but to doodle. I think you will never want to be released from the ban."
Wei Wuxian blew on the dried ink marks and said indifferently, "I've finished copying, I won't come tomorrow!"
The long and slender fingers of Lan Zhiji on the yellowish scroll seemed to linger for a moment before turning to the next page, and did not forbid him to speak. When Wei Wu Xian saw that he could not get up, he threw the painting lightly and said, "It's yours."
The painting was thrown on the mat, blue forget machine did not want to take the intention. These days Wei Wu Xian wrote to scold him, to please him, to admit his mistakes, to beg him for forgiveness, to scribble the paper all so treated, he was used to it, and do not care, suddenly said: "I forgot, also need to add something to you."
Said he picked up the paper and pen, three times added two strokes, look at the painting, and then look at the real person, fell to the ground laughing. Blue forget machine put aside the scroll, swept a glance, it turns out that he added a flower on his own sideburns on the painting.
The corners of his mouth seemed to twitch. Wei Wu Xian climbed up and grabbed: "'Boring' right, I knew you were going to say boring. Can you change the word? Or add two more words?"
Blue forgetfulness said coldly, "Boring to the core."
Wei Wu Xian clapped his hands, "You did add two words. Thank you!"
Blue Forgetting Machine withdrew his gaze, picked up the book that was on the case and opened it again. After just one glance, he threw it out as if he was licked by a tongue of fire.
Originally he was reading a Buddhist scripture, but just opened that sweep, into the eyes are all naked intertwined human figures, unsightly. He originally looked at the book was actually swapped into a book disguised as a Buddhist scripture of the Spring Palace.
It doesn't take a brain to figure out who did it. Someone must have taken advantage of the fact that he was distracted by the painting. In addition, Wei Wu Xian did not have the intention to hide, but also over the table and laugh wildly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The book was thrown to the floor, and Blue Forgetting Machine, like avoiding snakes and scorpions, instantly retreated to the corner of the book collection pavilion, whistling in anger: "Wei Ying--!"
Wei Wu Xian laughed so hard that he almost rolled under the bookcase and easily raised his hand: "Yes! I'm here!"
Blue Forgetting Machine abruptly drew his dust-avoiding sword. Since we met, Wei Wu Xian had never seen him look so out of shape, so he grabbed his own sword, sheathing it a third of the way, and reminded him, "Etiquette! Second son of Lan! Pay attention to your manners! I also brought a sword today, fight your family library still want it!" He had expected that Blue Forgetfulness would become angry, so he carried his sword to defend himself, to avoid being stabbed to death by Blue Forgetfulness in a fit of rage. Blue forgetting machine sword blade aimed at him, the pair of light-colored eyes almost spitting out fire: "What kind of person are you!"
Wei Wu Xian said, "What else can I be? A man!"
Blue Forgetting Machine rebuked, "No shame!"
Wei Wu Xian said, "Do you have to be ashamed of this? Don't tell me you've never seen anything like this before. I don't believe you."
Blue forgetfulness is the loss in not being able to curse, hold for a long time, raise the sword pointed at him, full of frost: "You go out. We have fought."
Wei Wu Xian shook his head repeatedly to play nice: "No fight, no fight. Don't you know, Mr. Lan? The clouds are deep and private fights are forbidden." He was going to pick up the book that was thrown out, but Lan forgot to grab it in one step and grabbed it in his hand. Wei Wu Xian's mind turned, guessed that he wanted to take this evidence to denounce him, deliberately said: "What do you grab? I thought you weren't going to read it. You want to see it again? In fact, you don't have to grab it, I borrowed it specially for you to see. After looking at my spring palace picture, you are my friend, we can continue to exchange, there are more ..."
Blue forget machine whole face is white, word by word: "I, do not, look."
Wei Wu Xian continued to twist the right and wrong: "You do not see it, then you grab it for what? Private collection? This can not be, I also asked people to borrow, you have to return it after reading ... hey hey hey don't come over, you are too close I am nervous, have a good talk. You don't want to turn it in, do you? To whom? Handed over to the old ... to your uncle? The second son of blue, this kind of thing can be given to the clan elders to see? He will certainly suspect that you have seen it yourself first, you are so thin-skinned, would not you be ashamed also ashamed ..."
Blue forgetfulness machine spirit power into the right hand, the book cracked into millions of pieces of shattered, and a flurry, from the air to fall. Wei Wu Xian saw that he had succeeded in provoking him to destroy the corpse, rested his heart, pretending to regret: "waste of heaven ah! And picked up a piece of shredded paper that fell on the hair, held up to the angry blue forgetfulness to see: "Blue Zhan you are good at everything, but you like to throw things around. You tell me, how many paper balls have you thrown on the ground these days? Today throwing paper balls you're not even enjoyable, play tear paper. You tear your own cleanup. I don't care." Of course, he has never cared.
Blue forgetfulness machine endured and endured, finally could not endure, angrily shouted: "Go!"
Wei Wuxian said, "Good for you, Lan Zhan, you are said to be a bright gentleman, the brightest pearl in the world, the most clear and courteous, but it turns out to be just like that. Don't you know it's forbidden to make noise in the deep clouds? And you even told me to 'get lost'. Is this the first time you have used such a word to someone ..." Blue forgetfulness draws his sword and stabs at him. Wei Wu Xian was busy jumping on the ledge: "Just roll. I'm the best at rolling. No need to send me!"
He jumped down from the book collection pavilion, laughing like a madman, and leapt straight into the woods, where a group of people were waiting for him. Nie Huaisang said, "Well. Has he read it yet? What's the expression?"
Wei Wuxian said, "What expression? Hey! He just roared so loudly, didn't you hear him?"
Nie Huaisang had a look of reverence on his face: "Yes, he told you to get lost! Brother Wei, it's the first time I've heard Lan Zhiji tell someone to 'get lost'! How did you do that?"
Wei Wuxian was full of springtime glee: "Congratulations, I helped him break this ban today. You see, the connotation and tutelage that the second son of Lan is praised for, are all unbeatable in front of me."
Jiang Cheng scolded with a black face: "You are proud of your ass! There is nothing to be proud of! Is it honorable to be shouted out? What a disgrace to our family!"
Wei Wu Xian said, "I wanted to confess my mistake to him, but he ignored me. I've been banned for so many days, what's wrong with me teasing him? I was kind enough to give him a book to read. It's a pity about your precious book, Brother Huaisang. I haven't finished reading it yet, it's wonderful! Lan Zhan this person really does not understand, give him to see he is still not happy, in vain that face."
Nie Huaisang said, "No pity! As much as you want."
Jiang Cheng laughed coldly: "The blue forgetfulness and blue Qiren are offended through, you wait to die tomorrow! There is no one to collect your corpse."
Wei Wu Xian waved his hand, to hook Jiang Cheng's shoulder: "care so much. First of all, let's tease. You have collected my corpse so many times, it is not bad this time."
Jiang Cheng kicked over: "Go away! Next time you do this kind of thing, don't let me know! And don't ask me to watch!"
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