"Oh shit! You're ugly."
I chased for a long and deep sigh. This is my way of trying to calm myself down.
I tried.
Then failed.
How can I calm down when there's an ugly creature in front of me? Not to be racist nor be a bitch, but this creature is really gross to see to the point I almost vomit just by looking at it.
After I had died in an accident way back in my old world, I found myself being isolated in a jungle with full of ugly creatures, including this one.
This is so not exciting!
Instead of watching anime, here I am. Trying to survive and not be eaten by beasts lurking in the shadows.
Before, I am looking at beautiful ladies with big boobs in anime, pretending they are my waifuu. Aish, I missed those days.
But now, what I'm looking at is not a pleasant to the eyes, for it is an ugly lady with green-colored skin and big ears that you almost mistaken as a grass.
Gross, grease grass.
Eek.
Boglins. Boglins, right? Those ugly creatures are familiar to me for the meantime since I had watched some fantasy genre in anime too. Though a sucker for romance and rated eighteens, I also had tried some fantasy somehow.
Hmm.
"Hey, boglins, what do you want?" I asked, pretending to be cool and calm. But deep inside, I wanna open the ground and go to hell instantly.
This ugly creature just hissed at me. Dude, you're not a snake, okay?
She looked at my eyes, like she was my lover, and spoke her love for me. "I wanna eat you."
Well, that sounds good when being heard from my waifuus. But not this one! She's not a waifuu, she looks like husbando!
Grr.
"No!" I declined.
This Boglin got mad, you can see it in the twerk of her eybrows and pierced eyes. And then, without ado, she run towards me and tried to reach me.
Except, before she can even reach me, she died.
Sadly, she died.
Wanna know why? Because I got a cursed after I got reincarnated here in this world full of strange creatures I didn't expected to see.
That curse is... well, being a dark mage.
Freaking Dark Mage!