Star Trek Strange New Universe.
"Same Way In Different Colors"
Enterprise has exited the quantum jump into planet Earth's orbit.
Spock: "Captain Pike, we are in the 30s AD."
Number 1: "Captain Pike, I am reading a Ferengi spaceship on the other side of planet Earth."
Captain Pike: "Have the Ferengi detected us?"
Number 1: "As far as I can see, they did not detect us."
La'an: "Captain Pike, I am reading three Ferengi on planet Earth.
They are located near the city of Jerusalem."
Captain Pike: "Continue to avoid the scanners from the Ferengi starship.
I'm going to planet Earth to find out what the Ferengi are up to.
Have Lt. Elon and Jeff join me in the teleportation room."
Captain Pike, Lieutenant Elon, and Jeff teleported outside the city of Jerusalem near the signal from the Ferengi.
Lt. Elon: "Captain Pike, I read three Ferengi in that house 50 meters from us."
The trio headed in direction of the house.
When they arrived 20 meters from the house, a man ran out of the house and hurried towards Jerusalem.
Captain Pike stopped the man and asked him.
Captain Pike: "Shalom my dear friend.
We come from afar.
We are looking for three friends who have also come from afar.
We believe they are in this house you came out of."
The man showed that he was in a hurry.
He answered nervously.
Man: "Yes, the three of them are at the house for dinner."
Suddenly, 50 meters from them, a Roman soldier appeared and shouted.
Roman soldier: "Juda, hurry up!
We don't have much time!"
Juda hastily said goodbye to Captain Pike and left hurriedly with the Roman soldier towards Jerusalem.
Captain Pike, Lieutenant Elon, and Jeff entered the house.
There were nine men and three Ferengi sitting at the table in the house.
There was food and drink on the table.
Captain Pike spoke.
Captain Pike: "Shalom friends.
We have traveled far and we are hungry.
Can we join you for dinner?"
The man who was sitting in the middle of the table signaled for the trio to sit down at the table.
One Ferengi gets up from the table and hurriedly leaves the house.
Captain Pike signals Jeff to follow the Ferengi who have left the house.
Jeff left the house.
One of the two Ferengi stood up at the table and said.
Ferengi: "Dear Jesus, as you can see, they have come.
It's not safe for you here anymore."
Jesus looked at the two Ferengi and said.
Jesus: "The time is..."
Ferengi pressed the device in his hand and the Ferengi teleporter beam teleported Jesus and the two Ferengi.
Captain Pike and Lieutenant Elon got up from the table and hurried out of the house.
Outside the house, Captain Pike's communicator rang.
It was Jeff.
Jeff: "Ferengi and one Roman soldier have been teleported."
Captain Pike: "Come to our location."
Captain Pike's communicator rang.
It was Number 1.
Number 1: "Captain Pike, a Ferengi spaceship has left planet Earth's orbit and gone into warp."
Captain Pike: "Teleport us directly to the bridge of the Enterprise."
The trio was teleported to the Enterprise.
On the bridge of the Enterprise.
Captain Pike: "Follow a Ferengi spaceship!
Maximum Warp."
Number 1: "What happened on planet Earth?"
Captain Pike: "Ferengi kidnapped Jesus."
Over the next hour, Enterprise caught up with the Ferengi spaceship.
Ferengi did not respond to a request for communication with the Enterprise.
Enterprise approached the Ferengi starship.
Spock: "Captain Pike, I have found a weakness on a Ferengi starship.
I just modded our weapons to 10% power.
That will be enough to knock them out of warp without damaging them."
Captain Pike: "Open fire on the Ferengi spaceship."
Enterprise fired on the Ferengi starship.
A Ferengi spaceship has gone out of warp.
Enterprise exited warp a few kilometers away from the Ferengi starship.
Uhura: "We are receiving a communication request from a Ferengi spaceship."
Ortega: "Looks like we got their attention."
Captain Pike: "Put it on the screen."
A Ferengi appeared on the screen.
Ferengi: "Why are you shooting at my ship?!
Why are you chasing us!?"
Captain Pike: "You have kidnapped two inhabitants of planet Earth."
Ferengi: "We didn't kidnap anyone!"
Ferengi gives the sign and Jesus and a Roman soldier appear on the screen.
Jesus: "The two of us were not kidnapped.
We voluntarily went with the Ferengi."
There was silence on the bridge of the Enterprise.
Captain Pike waited a few moments and said.
Captain Pike: "You are extremely important to humanity..."
Jesus said on that.
Jesus: "I am so important that you will torture and kill me.
I told humanity what I had to say.
I go with the Ferengi, who can't wait to hear my message and will appreciate what I have to say."
At that, the Roman soldier spoke.
Roman soldier: "I was in charge of torturing prisoners in the Roman army.
The task of torturing Jesus would fall to me.
I don't want to do that.
Jesus showed me another way.
I stay with him."
A Ferengi appeared on the screen.
Ferengi: "I believe the matter is settled.
And now, leave us in God's peace."
Ferengi disappears from the screen.
The crew of the Enterprise watched in silence as the Ferengi starship moved away from them and went into warp.
Captain Pike waited a few moments and said.
Captain Pike: "Ortega, return Enterprise to planet Earth orbit."
Enterprise has headed for planet Earth.
On the way to planet Earth, Captain Pike's communicator rings.
It was Thor.
Captain Pike: "What's up Thor."
Thor: "I watched the development of the situation with Jesus.
My race and I have been watching humanity since you lived in caves and hunted animals with sticks.
The importance of Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection is of inestimable importance to mankind."
Spock replied: "Captain Pike, we cannot determine in which universe we are.
This could easily be the universe we come from."
Captain Pike was silent for a few moments and said.
Captain Pike: "Obviously, we need a replacement Jesus for the next 4 days."
The crew on the bridge of the Enterprise looked at Lt. Elon.
Elon was silent for a few moments.
It was obvious to him that he had an extraordinary physical resemblance to Jesus.
Captain Pike looked at Elon for a few moments then, he said.
Captain Pike: "This is a voluntary mission.
You will have support from Enterprise all the time."
Elon: "I accept."
Ortega responded to that.
Ortega: "Our Jeff is the same Roman soldier who went with Jesus and the Ferengi."
Captain Pike looked at Jeff, who looked remarkably like a Roman soldier.
Jeff spoke readily.
Jeff: "I'm ready for a mission."
Over the next hour, the crew of the Enterprise prepared everything necessary for Jesus' mission.
Elon was teleported near the house where the dinner was held, and Jeff was teleported in front of the city of Jerusalem.
Elon entered the house.
8 apostles were sitting at the table.
One of them stood up and spoke.
It was Peter.
Peter: "Dear Jesus, we must hurry to meet Juda."
Elon and the apostles left the house and headed for Juda's location.
When they arrived, Juda was waiting for them, who, all happy and with a lot of respect, came up to Jesus and kissed him.
Suddenly, Roman soldiers jump out of the bushes and capture Jesus and take him away.
Juda began to shout in disbelief.
Juda: "You, you tricked me!!"
Roman centurions came to Juda and threw him a bag of silver coins.
Centurion: "This is a gift to you from Rome.
Go quench your disbelief in a nearby brothel.
I know a good one nearby."
The centurion walked away and left Juda, who fell to his knees and began to cry.
Elon was brought before Pontius Pilate for questioning.
PP: "Are you the king of Israel?"
Elon was silent.
PP: "Do you want to destroy Rome?"
Elon was silent.
PP: "Tell me something!
Defend yourself, man!"
Elon: "My words don't matter at this point."
PP: "You don't leave me much of a choice."
Elon was taken to the torture room where Jeff dressed as a Roman soldier was waiting for him.
The next few hours, Elon and Jeff spent in a pleasant atmosphere, chatting about various topics.
The next day, Centurion came and gave the order to load the cross on Elon's back, which he would carry a kilometer away.
Elon carried the cross through the city of Jerusalem.
There were a lot of people watching it.
The women were crying.
The cross was quite heavy for Elon and it was inconvenient to carry it.
Arriving at Golan Heights, Elon was nailed to a cross.
Elon felt no pain.
Cristine Chapel had given him medication that blocked the pain.
An hour has passed.
Jeff stood near Elon on the cross.
A Centurion approached them and ordered Jeff to pierce Jesus with a spear.
Jeff did it.
Elon exhaled.
The gathered took Elon's body to a nearby small cave and placed a huge stone at the entrance door.
On the Enterprise Bridge.
Number 1: "Captain Pike, Elon has been teleported to the hospital on the Enterprise.
Everything is going as planned."
Captain Pike: "It's time for the second phase of our plan."
Three days have passed.
Three men and a woman were gathered in front of the cave.
They prayed and guarded the cave.
Suddenly, Christian Chapel teleports near them.
CC had wings on her back and an energy beam from Enterprise was radiating her.
CC spoke up.
CC: "I came for the son of God."
CC waves his hand.
A beam descends from the Enterprise and removes the stone from the entrance to the cave.
Elon has exited the cave.
Elon: "Go and spread the word.
The Son of God rises."
The gathered fall to their knees.
Elon approached the three men and said.
Elon: "You three are the new three apostles.
Go and spread the word of God."
Elon and Cristine Chapel are teleported to the Enterprise.
On the Enterprise Bridge.
Ortega: "I don't know where to place this mission."
Captain Pike: "It's good to be speechless sometimes.
In the end, everyone is fine and the mission is a success."
Ortega: "Show must go on."
Spock: "Captain Pike, I am reading quantum signals from a cave on planet Earth.
They contain quantum coordinates.
The quantum coordinates will fall apart in one minute."
Captain Pike: 'Enter the quantum coordinates and start the quantum drive.'
Enterprise has taken a quantum leap.