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Chapter 1 - PARTY HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY THING

Chapter 1

1:23 pm Thursday, California-

Aunt Judy ( who is round-faced with gray hair ) and my beloved mom have no other jobs rather than seeking my personal stuff and I really don't understand why they always have to stare at me from the corner of my door and then whisper and laugh in a witchy way. Am I a joke to them? UGH. I blame all this situation on my dad because he is the one who fell for an Asian with long black hair and fucked her just to put me in witchy-ass situation. God, I wish someday to rest in paradise with some hot boys so I can forget that Aunty Judy and Asian Mom existed.

Talking about myself I look way more beautiful than my cousin Ana the so-called sweetheart. OK, fine NO lies, she is just a little bit more beautiful but at least I got bigger breasts than hers. I totally forgot tomorrow is my first day in high school. Hope I make good friends who are less dramatic.

Ciao~

7:29 pm still Thursday

Wondering if I hook up with a handsome senior who is definitely not a nerd or a stinky bastard. AND I literally have no privacy even in my bedroom. Every fifteen minutes, George ( who is my annoying brother in fact 3 years older than me ) visits my room just to sing like a cow and give a Dio pose ( WELL, Dio is an anime character). I REALLY NEED A LOCK FOR MY BEDROOM.

DAMN IT.

11:43 pm Thursday

Goodnight future Hina. The present Hina is now going to sleep.

9:12 am Friday

First day of high school!

I really am wearing a red top with a ponytail and hot shorts, a little bit of red lip gloss, maroon eye shadow, and foundation. OH, and my favorite pumps. YAHOO!! Time to go!

1:45 pm Friday

OMG, I can't believe it. Today was my best day. I met a group of girls ( actually 3 girls ) who were damn fine looking and they just came to me and the girl with shiny red hair said with a smug smile " I like the way you style. I am Sarah, (slightly pointing her hand towards the tall blonde beside her) she is Una and ( looking at the girl with Bobba in her hand) this is Alex. Tonight we have a party at the yellow house next to Light park roads-3 and you are invited. Ciao~" Those seniors were fine looking and UGH god my heart is racing.

5:32 pm Friday

I have no idea how to go to that party. Maybe I should sneak out of my house BUT if my Nepalese ADHD mom finds out that I sneaked out of my house she will surely smash the shit out of me. I'm so pissed I REALLY want to scream in Spanish right now. OOF-

6:42 pm Friday

WAIT How could I even forget my old chick Luna Rutherford. Hehe, problem solved. NIGHT PARTY I'm coming!!

Chapter 2

Luna Rutherford, the dame ass playgirl. She has long brunette hair, an average eye size with literally no eyelashes, and a nose that wasn't much fat but still looked awkward with her long face. Amazingly she has more ex than the letter in my essay and definitely is a lavish being. Moreover, she is always overdressed. Sometimes I feel jealous but ugh her nose reminds me that I'm way better.

8:12 pm

I called Luna and told the whole story to her and she asked me to pass the phone to my mom. OK. NOW I have no idea what she is told to my mom but the situation was smoothly handled. My mom told me to take some snacks and go with my Aussie ( Australian ) dad. I took a small bag and kept my favorite babycon black dress and definitely my black pump heels.

8:48 pm Friday, at Luna's home

Finally, I am at her place. 1 hour left for the party to start-

9:01 pm Friday

Luna is wearing a skirt and BRA. THIS IS TOO MUCH. Doesn't she have better clothes? She literally looks half naked with an oversized bra and a fat nose. GOD- and about me, I'm pretty well dressed up, unlike her *eyerolls. AND I'm definitely not jealous because she looks hotter than me. hmph-

9:32 pm Friday

TIME TO SNEAK OUT FROM HERE!! AAHH I'm so excited. And also Luna is going to driving because me the silly 18 year old still doesn't have her license( neither does she anyway ).

1:08 am Saturday

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS. What THE fuck just happened at the party. Forgive me, HEAVENLY GODFATHERS!! AND for fuck shake I'm drunk.

Chapter 3

Peter Wolfhard the American Hyena with green eyes, is taller with a muscular body, and has a very fat dick (DON'T get me wrong here, his girlfriend Una the blonde told me about his dick, it's not like I observed it myself ) and is in a soccer club. He is called a Hyena because he is a crybaby.

When we arrived there the whole house was filled with people. Some were drunk, some were making out while dancing. The whole thing was 18+. The DJ was at its peak and EHEM I could even hear noises from the rooms. AND LUNA bitch within 5 minutes had already hooked up with Lucas (her ex actually).

Lucas Jeniffer 19yrs old fart( OK fine he isn't old BUT still he is a fart ) who once tried to kiss me and cheated on Luna with a random Cafe girl. I'm still wondering why was Lucas invited there. Maybe because he is friends with Sarah. Duh- who cares anyway.

And yeah, I was left alone there. Awkward me sat on the red couch with a glass of wine *well I actually do drink wine. THEN a dude who didn't seem quite conscious came and sat right behind me. I bet he had Drugs. His eyes were watery and kind of red. He wasn't dressed well and had worn extremely baggy clothes. He slowly looked at me. I had no idea what to do so I gave him a slight smile. GLAD IT WORKED! He smiled back and said " U a freshman from Standford? " and I acted like I was interested and said "Well yes. And you're from?" He gave a big smile and kept his hand on my shoulder and said " I'm a high school dropout and out of the talk, Wanna be friends?" I was like "Yeah why not " To be honest I want many friends so this would be a good starting. I got to know that his name was Kelvin.

Kelvin Hopper the Druggist. Isn't good-looking enough but has a rich dad and is a drug addict. He was arrested at age 14 for selling drugs in a grocery store. Has no sense of fashion but is a person with a good heart.

While I was chit-chatting with Kelvin. A tall shirtless guy sat next to him. I couldn't see his face clearly but he was whispering something in Kelvin's ear. Kelvin stood up and went towards the exit. The shirtless guy also stood up, ON GOD I saw his body first, it was so sexy and when I raised my eyes to see his face, his eyes were already on me. My heart was bumping hard and god damn my body had heated up in just 4 fucking seconds. His face was so well-formed and his lips "oh my.. ". He gave me a sexy half-smile. Before I could hit back he started following Kelvin. I later got his name. It was James from Hamilton.

James Casifer the sex god. Looks so much like Tom Cruise and has a hot body with sexy lips. (I wish I could kiss those lips someday) Is 21 yrs old and is the son of Standford University's principal *AND yeah I go there-. Once had a girlfriend named Disha but the relationship only lasted couple weeks.