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Chapter 2 - 1•Banter

"Tell him now, now!" Alex shouted at me sternly.He has been repeating these words since maths class and it was already the end of the day.

I hated Thursdays and he was in all my classes, how horrible.

He knew I was never going to ever tell him, like what the heck was he thinking.

"Lexis!" Alex shouted again, this tine more forcefully.

Did he forget we are in the hallway people could hear him! Ugh I cannot believe I am going to have to talk to this dude.

"No i'm not! stop bugging me, and why should I" I replied hoping he'll finally drop the topic.

Giving me an annoying look, "Why? Are you crazy what sort of question is that, don't you like him?"

That drew the line, we had to go somewhere more private before Doris and her minions hear this, I will never be able to hear the last of it.

"You are shouting you fool" I whispered dragging him into an empty class.

What did he think he was doing, trying to disgrace me.

Hell no! That was my thing.

"Lexis I'm just tryna be a good brother here, tryna help my little sis" 

Good brother my foot, he was a horrible brother making every single day a nightmare.

When we were six, he put alot of chilli pepper into my soup when I was sick, I didn't recover in months

"So! I'm two minures older, and stop tryin' to change the topic" Alex replied with a smirk on his face. Oh my gosh, I can't believe he still remembers! 

Since when did he remember stuff. Ever since dad told us that he was two minutes older, a day never went by without this asshole rubbing it in my face. Yeah, asshole! That's how much he disgusts me.

"I'm not, I don't just know where you got your stupid idea from. It's late and I'm going home" Giving him a glare, I reply, turning to go home

"Come on, you know I'm not lieing I don't just understand why you can't just tell him" Alex replied coming down from the table.

"I am not telling anyone anything you niptwit, when did you care about my social life elder brother".

Ah! Name calling, we do that alot and I always win-ha.

"Dimwit, you're going to!" he replied adjusting his disgusting coloured T-shirt.

"Oh monkey brain what makes you think so?" I replied finally exiting the room.

The halls were already empty showing how time had gone so fast. There was a sudden silence. That meant I had won and he'll finally drop the matter, which has never happened before. Something smells fishy.

I looked back and saw Alex looking at the ceiling and smirking I knew he has something stupid up his sleeves.

"Alex what makes you think so?" I start again as we walked out of the school building. He didn't respond and then I gave him the look.

The look was a sign that if he doesn't cooperate I will strangle him. Literally!

He immediately blurted out

"Since you don't want to tell him I'll do it for you" and then he ran to his bike,  paddeled hard, faster away from me before I could even lay my hands on him.

What was he going to do. Hmmmm....

Oh! Oh!! He better not do, what I'm thinking.

Hold on, he doesn't usually care about my life, why does he now? There is surely something in it for him and how did he know that I have a crush on Justin, I didn't even think about that before! Oh my gosh I pray I don't have an headache later on, he'll surely be happy to see that.

Arghh!

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"Alex! Alex!" I kept shouting as I looked for that asshole. He had alot of explaining to do. "Mom have you seen Alex, he's not in his room"

There was alot of fear on her face as to why I was looking for Alex, I think.

I don't get can't I look for that buffon again. "Why?" She replied as she was watching what I think was Keeping up with The Kardarsians.

I really hated reality TV, just eew, why do we need to know how you live your life.

"He just has a lot of explaining to do, thats all"

Mom kinda looked chill about it, which was  suprising.

The last time this kind of situation occurred the whole house was on fire because we were arguing, like seriously. My dad and my mom just watched. They said it was hilarious. What kind of parents would say that, they're supposed to seperate us or maybe even scold us. Unlike grounding us, it was so very annoying thatI'll have to see his face everywhere for a whole month.

Ugh!

But they aren't normal parents.

They even bought ear plugs to shut us out. They always say we'll get tired and stop one day. But I for one know, that day will never come, because that means loosing to Alex,of which i'll never give in to, hen-hen. 

"Wow" mom shouted immediately cutting me off from my reverie. Wait, what's amazing in what I said. Was she listening to me.

"Mom, mom" I screamed coming down from the stairs to meet her in the living room. "Yeah, baby how may I help you"she replied turning to me. What! i've been there for over five minutes talking to my self- aaaaaaaggghhhh- "Never mind" I replied as I stood already burning with anger.

Damn she's really good at shutting me out isn't she- "Lexi, baby I heard your horrible voice from outside" Alex says as he comes with an annoying smirk on his face.

He must have gone to visit Dan, one of his childhood friends, to make me look for him. He really enjoyed doing that, didn't he.

"You little-" I was about to give him the worst name ever. "Alexis english" mom immediately cut me off. Oh she could hear me now couldn't she. And I didn't even say anything yet, so how was there a problem.Ugh I never understood that woman.

"Yeah Lexis be more like me" Alex said with a disgusting smirk on his face. The expression on my face said it all(The look). I was about to burst. I'm sure he was enjoying seeing me miserable.

Today wasn't my day at all. "You wanted to ask me something?"Alex said walking towards the kitchen. "Yeah, let's start first with, how did you know I liked Justin" I said trying to cool off.

"Who? Justin Timberlake, who doesn't like him, even I, like him" Alex immediately replied bringing out a soda from the fridge. "You annoying freak, Justin Brown in school who else!".

Oh my gosh it's like I'm going crazy ,this is a joke, like what the fudge! He is messing with me. "Oh that guy, what happened to him?" Alex replied already sipping the soda, sitting on a chair in the kitchen.

Mom decided she wanted her dining in the kitchen. As she said, I quote"I need space for more important things". "I know you enjoy seeing me flip but for once in your useless life be serious" I wasn't going to belittle myself to his level. "Ugh, why do you wanna know!" Alex replied utterly disgusted seems he drank mom's healthy drink. She was used to putting it in soda bottles. Well serves him right.

"It my business, duh" I said as I bit my lip trying to contain my laughter. "Fine! But you might not like it" Alex replied cleaning his lips. "You'll need to sit down for this and i'll stand at the door, just to be safe". Like every other kitchen there was a door in ours too, what I don't get is why he wants to stand there.

"Just tell me already" I replied as I drew out a chair to sit. "I heard you tell JK"he replied immediately running out through the door. Oh I see why he stood there, fool. He was snooping. Oh my gosh i'm so going to kill him, but not yet I still have more questions to ask. He'll come back in soon when he realises i'm not behind him.

"Hey Lexi baby" Alex came in through the door after what was like twenty minutes. He just had this habit of calling me baby when I was pissed, which justs makes it worse.

"Now next question, why do you care if I like Justin" I said hurriedly. I couldn't wait to get my hands on him.

"You're calm today seems like you're sick"? Alex replied pulling out a sit across me.

"The answer Alex"

"Fine, there's something in it for me and I can't tell you so just do us a favour and tell him". Aha I just knew it, didn't I say it, I said it. I stood up coming closer to Alex. And gave him a huge knock on his head and ran out before he could retaliate.

I was surely going to find out soon what it was, he wasn't really good at keeping secrets. And he should understand I am a girl no wait.

I am a lady with pride, I can't ask a guy out, that's disgracing. And, why on earth would I do what he says. There's alot of concequences attached to that.