Chapter 6 – My wife is a cooking, Demon.
Sunday- the day of rest
"Marriage what a wonderful thing! Two lovers from a family who do everything they want together; they share happiness and the pain of each other as well as their supportive behaviour. And do some 'fun' stuff too…their bedroom times…At least that is how it was supposed to be when I was taught about it…..as a horny 14-year-old…. But in reality….."
Kazu's apartment-
Acone's room- The room was filled with an ominous aura….the closet doors were open, clothes laid on the ground as giving no sense of responsibility to them….the drawers which were unlocked were filled with clothes but still there laid more garments on them….mostly being Acone's undergarments….and all other things. To step it up the floor had numerous bits of papers…...the room was filled with trash and even had stalled left over in it, the window laid still and dirty with no sign of leakage for the sun to shine.
It was an uneventful day when the door slammed...."How long are you going to sleep, you shitty Angel?!"
Acone was sleeping on the bed, the only thing that could justify her gender was her girly-coloured pinkie bedsheet and nightwear….
Kazu after noticing the utter condition of the room was enraged. Blood boiled up to his mind….trying to stay calm he fixed an un-canon fake smile about to burst in flames. "GET UP!!! Already and clean this mess, you idiot…."
"...Is it time for breakfast yet…." In a sleepy tone.
"It's already noon you moron!!!!!"
"Ah, it's lunchtime" Acone, was full-on naked leaving her un-buckled Pyjamas, for some reason Kazu wasn't triggered by this…...
"Is Food all you think about? EEW, this room stinks" Kazu noticed the leftover on the desk "It's pure Chaos!! Even the dumpster area of the demon realm is cleaner than this….." 'Hmmm….is his what I think it is…..' "It's soft but elastic…..could it be that he is….."
Acone coming to her senses noticed the material fabric that Kazu was holding and fidgeting with…. In an instant, the sleepy Angel woke up from her slumber and grabbed the material thinning...Embarrassed Acone. "Who gave you permission to enter this room"
"This is my apartment missy!!!!, Clean up this mess did you hear me ?! Fool and wash your clothes...you aren't living alone here…..I won't mind washing your undergarments" A bubble of rage appeared on Kazu's face as he forced Acone out of her bed and forced her to clean her room.
"Die in ice you demon, running your mouth like an old hag" Acone is cleaning while Kazu is supervising…
"Huh"
'At least it feels good to have a decent amount in your bank account after the terrible time of just 50,000 Yen but now' Kazu looked at his phone feeling a sense of accomplishment. An account having a terrible amount of money now what will you do now…. "Eh…." The contract is super fun to play with…
"THUD…THUD…THUD….." noises ranged from the laundry room where Acone was asked to do her laundry...
"Acone I am coming in"
"Eh....."
"I-I was having some trouble with closing the lid of the washing machine…." Acone was found to be stackings layers and layers of clothes on an already filled washing machine and then later forcing the lid down….
"What the hell are you doing!!? Look at how much you've stuffed inside it…..It would be a miracle if you managed to close it…..For you, it's about to burst and is in smokes…in the end…..It is down and I haven't even made good use of it….why you!!!"
"Kazu, I am hungry..."
"Then go and make some food!!!!!! Or do you want me to do it for you!!!!!!!"
"But I can't do it"
"Why are you a kid….or something smaller….."
"Gh...….Fine if you want me to do it!!!" Acone left the laundry room after giving Kazu her embarrassed as well as irritated look at him"
Kazu's phone ranged . "Saten-san"
"Message- Saten...
Hello there….hope you have been in good health and you guys are getting alone in a sweet-sweet romance position…."
"Message- Kazu…..
What do you want from me?"
"Message- Saten….
Ara…Ara….you are so cold"
Acone's side....
"Wow, the fridge is loaded, it's perfect. Yosh….. I am making something today…Anyways I will try…..some meat, some sauce….some vegetables and some eggs….that should make something….."
Back to Kazu…..
Kazu was on a phone with Saten….. "I almost a=forgot to mention...."
"Ah, here it is" On the other hand Kazu was trying to fix his broken-down washing machine which was destroyed by his wife loving wife….
"Kazu listen to this…..closely"
"What?"
"Remember no matter what happens, even if the world is not making worlds make do not make Acone in the kitchen….I repeat never let Acone in the kitchen"
After realizing what a disaster he was brought on himself he dropped his phone and rushed to the kitchen"
There was a mess in the kitchen... As Acone stroked the countertop, a whole table was left half open. Half-cut vegetables, meat, and eggs were laid all over the floor. During the course of cutting the table, the knife she used, the blade went missing from the support. The location of the blade is quite strange, I wonder where it went."
"No….No…...This can't be happening that day…." Kazu felt the fear that he felt 10 years ago, Bever before he has felt such a strong sense of fear…."
"Hello….Kazu….you there….is anything wrong? I heard a pretty loud noise!! Just now!! Shall I come to your apartment!!! Kazu c'mon respond…." Call ended.
"Okay, where did I go wrong…"
'Finally, I realized how dangerous it would be to let this idiotic airheaded woman be left on her own….'
"Please let me serve you Acone sama….."
"Huh, Kazu what's wrong"
"Whether it is cleaning, washing, cooking, I humbly beg you to let me do it all!!!"
"WA….Wah?.. No Not all all"
"If this continues, I'm going to be broke!!! So please stop destroying the apartment…I worked for a long time to buy this, Please I am begging you…the apartment is also my Waifu"
"After all repairs of the equipment and the furniture, I barely have 50,000 Yen"