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Chapter 37 - Red string of fate

Boss led his boys from the front, or rather he was just the fastest to run and smash whatever or whoever was unlucky enuf to get under his cloba. Ship crew of course tried to close all doors but Da Boss was like a Hulk smashing through everything, and he was just as angry because splating enemies was fun but only for so long. Boyz had more fun as they were weaker but this wasn`t funny too.

Tau soldiers on the other hand started to retreat further back and set up better defenses and of course, barricades from which they were shooting their puny shootas. Boss still did not like it so he ordered Mauork to go find them blueboyz and show him da way.

Mauork quickly saluted and dove into vents with his sneaky boyz while Boss waited in one of the larger corridors and let his boyz do da krumping. 

Mauork way of finding Blueboyz was simple, by chance he found a red cable that grabbed his attention so he simply followed it until he found hangar with stompas and batlle wagons. There were also a lot of blue boyz, but the cable was leading further inside the ship. So he sent his boyz back to Boss to be his guides and he alone followed the mysterious red cable. 

The cable led him to the weird room where weird Bluboyz sat around monitors and discussed something and watched on weird windows how Boss was krumping. 

This violation of privacy did not sit well with him so to punish these filthy offenders he threw a stick bomb from the vent just where the fanciest but puniest blueboy sat. He had weird long robes but it did not matter. Umie bosses wore fancy things and were puny so this had to be the case here too. 

The grenade killed the Etheral and 2 of his bodyguards while 4 other were wounded. Their screams were funny so just to spice things up he tossed one more grenade from the other vent and evacuated as quickly as was possible. 

Meanwhile Boss was steadily smashing his way to the hangar to get da loot and krump some more, ha almost got there but he was stopped by a locked door. Very big doors that were so tough that not a single boy could even scratch them. 

This did not discourage Orks because they very quickly found a way around these doors. They found a door that led outside and they could open it, but since it was dark outside they sent one sneaky boy to check out what was there. 

Outside was the other side of the ship and dark cosmic space. Also, there were giant gates with weird blue light through which evacuation pods were escaping. He quickly called the rest of the WAAGH and they stormed the hangar from the outside. This took Blueboyz by surprise but even more so when from the vents Mauork and his commandoes started dropping down and causing as much chaos as they could so the rest of the waaagh could enter the hangar in a safer way than just charging in true the gunfire. 

The defenders were putting up a good fight when it came to shooting from afar but the moment they were forced to enter close-range combat they became worse than the worst snotling. Even their stompas were like that. One had a big dakka that could blow lotz of boyz in one shot but when they swarmed it and started bashing it, it broke dawn. 

In conclusion, the boarding of the hangar was a resounding success and only Boss, Lob, Zorko, Mauork Doc, and 3 other boyz survived. The rest was pulverized into mists by Blueboyz Dakka. 

-Dat wuz fun Boss! – Said Zorko after he wrestled out his choppa from the back of the small Stompa that was 3 boyz tall. Boss krumped a bigger one that was 3 boyz 2,3 snotling and 5 squigs tall. 

-Yup, that was fun. Did someone important got krumped?

-No Boss, no! – Said Doc and started to investigate the loot. What caught his was a white-red vehicle that could fit him and his grot assistant. It was Piranha and it looked fast. – Boss can I keep that? - Boss only shrugged his arms as he did not care so much about vehicles at the moment. Doc seeing this jumped in happiness and caressed his new roide. – Iz gunna call it Painfloaty. 

At that moment every single boyz in WAAGH felt a shiver run down their spine.