When all the commotion died down Orks started to look out from their hiding spots. That was the moment the Squats waited for. Metal sealed the exits and now the rock would crush anyone left alive. Bombs that were set up in the ceiling exploded sending tons of rocks and boulders down the hole.
-Zog me. – Said Boss when he saw the falling mountain and started to run away. Boyz seeing their Boss running away started to run too. He found a small crevice in the wall and jumped into it, boyz followed thru. More than 5 of them managed to escape so it was lotz of them.
When rocks stopped falling Boss decided to dig himself up the way he came, but since he did not have a shovel or any other tools for the job at hand. He ordered his boyz to dig up with their bare hands if they must, and so they did. It took them so long that 2 were eaten, but they finally dug up and returned to the rest of the waaghh but with small issues.
When the Boss rose from the ground he saw two big nobz arguing about who will be the next boss. The rest of the orkz stood around them and watched. Especially Boss trusted aides who were so bored with the whole situation that they fell asleep. Doc Kidler alone could solo both of the contenders not speaking about Zorko whose sole purpose was to chop thingz up.
Boss seeing the whole situation walked up to the competitors grabbed them by the heads and slammed them together smashing their skulls in the process.
-Anyone got some funny ideas?? - He looked menacingly around the gathered Orkz who instinctively backed off. – Alroight, Mauork! Status reporta!
From below the ground, a hand appeared and poked Boss in the foot. Boss lowered his head to said hand and attentively listened to the report.
-Boss, da sneaky Squats put them boom kegs on the top and blew themselves up when we were krumping around. Iz checked their hideout Boss, there be nothing except a big red word in Squatish that sayz "GRUDGE".
-How da zog you know squatish? – Boss asked more interested in Mauork's new skill than the reason the ceiling fell on him.
-Iz sneaked on them and listened to em, Boss. Then iz eaten some of them who I knoifed in da dark.
-Good, good wez gunna deal with them squats anuther day. Now iz gonna get back me roide.
-Ay Boss, I knew what to do. I am gunna gather da Boyz and search fer it.
The Boss only nodded in response and left Mauork to his own thingz, since leaving commandoes alone iz alwayz a good thing since they are so odd. They prefer being sneaking instead of loud, but their krumpines sometimes was off the charts. – Alroighit ya stupid grots! Go and loot me everything, ya can. MR. NNUTHEAD! Iz wunt something that will….
Boss did not manage to finish when Mr. Nuthead and Graxmek came running with a strange device in their hands. Both were screaming in unison – BOSS LOOK WHAT WE GOT!
-Wut iz dat? – Boss asked visibly irritated.
-Itz da DAKKA – They said together and presented da DAKKA.
Boss somehow knew what DAKKA was and he liked it. It looked like a canon that was strapped to the leather straps and some handles were added. He liked it very much, so much in fact that he decided to test it on some nearby boyz. He pushed the trigger and with a loud KABOOOM dozen Orkz died. He pressed it one more time but sadly it was a single shooter which greatly upset the Boss.
-Oi! Make me a bigger une that shoots fasta. – Said Boss.
-But Boss, iznt one Dakka enuf? – Said one ork with a very small chopa.
Boss Looked at him and with an evil grin said – You can neva aeve enuf Dakka! – And pushed the trigger again, this time gun fired and turned stupid Ork into a meat paste.