Yuz iz already krumped.- Boss said while pointing his clobba at the adversary. Squigoth lowered his head ready to pounce on the mechanical knight.
-What? – Said the mech operator.
That "What" was the signal the Boss was waiting for. He lightly tapped the squigoth with the heel of his shoe and this make the squigoth jump at the knight with its front legs and giant maw.
Knight raised his left hand to block the beast and readied his sword for an attack. Boss saw this as an occasion and run forward then jumped towards the knight`s sword and smashed the wires that were around the handle. Sparks started to dance around the knight's hand.
-You wretched monster, you dare to damage my steed? – Prince Leo something roared in anger and started to push the squigoth back. Black fumes started to fill the air as the knight's power generator revved up. Meanwhile Boss landed safely on the ground and smiled savagely. With swift moves, Boss started to climb up the leg. He wanted to get to that funny-sounding thing. Because if the big umie had more strength the louder it got then what if he smashed it. He had to see what would happen.
When he finally got to the back mech he saw many weird gubbins and moving bits so he decided to do one thing that always works. The smashing was fast and strong. Sparks started to fly everywhere and the knight started to move in more erratic way. Squiggoth felt his opponent weakening so it started to push it towards the wall.
- What have you done you abominable being! – Knight started to thrash around and hit every building and wall while trying to shake off the Boss from his back. Boss only climbed up to the top of the knight and started riding it like a cowboy on a rodeo. Squiggoth at the same time pulled the arm and ripped it off in the elbow. Sound of metal being ripped resounded thru the whole fortress.
Boss with a smile jumped off the knight and landed on the back of his mount. Squiggoth took two steps back and started to chew the arm like a giant dog would chew the bone.
Knight looked at the unharmed beats and Boss who were ready for more krumping, but the knight did not want it anymore. So he started to retreat in the direction of the gate. When he was near it Boss with a smile said. – Told ya, you iz alredy krumped. – At this moment an explosion lifted the gates into the air. Fragments of stones and gates started to fall on the wounded knight.
This event had two effects, first, boyz got a second wind and started krumping with double the strength they had, second humans lost all will to fight. The battle was short, all umies were dead, orks won.
After every victory, there is always a moment of the prize. In orc cultur its called looting. Usually the largest specimen inspects what is available in a company of his most trusted aids in orc culture ussualy called nobz. In this particular case, Da Boss was checking what was being looted from the back of his squiggoth. To the right of the Boss, on top of the wall where the gate was, you can observe one of the most prominent figures in this Orc community. There was Mauork, Doctor Kidler, and Mr. Nuthead. They will give the Boss their voice about the quality of da loot presented by the boyz.
The biggest prizes were given to the boyz that looted a red bucket, black buckler, and blue scissors that after improving would be great for grabbing things. The remains of the giant knight belonged to the Boss so no one even dared to touch it. Except for one boy who grabbed the giant sword and tried to lift it. This grabs the attention of the elites.
-Oy, ya git! Dat aint urz loot! – One of the bigger boyz shouted to the offender.
-Ya fool, Boss aint gona use this puny umie staby stick! Boss got da Cloba!
-Yeah, iz got da clobba, but itz still my loot. What dey call ya? – Boss jumpedfrom the mount and landed behind the sword boy.
-Iz Zorko, iz loik chopas, stabas and gud krumping. – Zorko clumsily saluted not releasing the sword from his grip.
-Iz reackon dis staba be too larga for ya. – Boss carefully looked at smaller Ork.- Ya need , to roid this umie stompa or be bigger.
-I aint gonna roid that stompa boss. Iz gonna get bigger and krumpier and den iz gonna chop thingz with this staba.
Boss started to laugh happily.- Alroight, then ya can take this staba with ya. And take these chopas with ya too. – Boss grabbed two axes that were in a pile of loot and handed them to Zorko.
Boyz happily took them and skillfully wielded them. Then after a few moves he grabbed another axe and put it in his mouth. He already seemed to forget about the giant sword and went to test his new chopas.