After waiting for a full half-hour, the tall soldier called Old White felt his need to urinate growing more and more urgent, periodically glancing in the direction of the restroom, but never seeing the figure of that soldier.
"F*ck, did he fall into a pit? Why isn't he coming out!"
He couldn't help but blurt out, while also trying to maintain his composure. But is it normal for anyone to take a half-hour trip to the restroom?
The only possibilities were either falling into the pit or going AWOL, with the former being simply because he was annoyed—any sane person wouldn't fall into a pit, and even if one did, there's no need to go AWOL, right? Even if ashamed, one should at least say something; the consequences of going AWOL are severe.
