Chirp chirp*

I slowly open my eyes as the warm light slowly seep into the darkness.

At first, the brightness of the light hurts my eyes, making me not be able to see clearly, but few seconds later, the blurring of my vision slowly disintegrate, and when I'm able to finally see clearly, I see a wooden ceiling. As I turn my head, I see a sheer white lining that is tied to the top of the wooden ceiling.

The next thing I see is a traditional Chinese table, and on top of it is a very Chinese traditional looking ceramic tea set, then comes the ancient Chinese looking wooden desk, antiques, shelves, etc etc. As I look around more and more I realized that that I am not in my own room, after all, my own room was originally not designed looking like the ancient Chinese bedroom. My room is supposed to be a very plain basic modern day bedroom: white painted wall with a twin size bed and a small computer desk.

I automatically stood myself up from the wooden bed, which I accidentally made a loud bang. This attracted the attention from the outside of the room. A shadow appeared through the traditional Chinese style frame door that is made out of wood and paper, then it knocked. A sweet young girl voice came out from the shadow:

"Xiaojie (mean young miss in Chinese), are you awake?"

A moment of silence came through my mouth.

Since the shadow with a young girl voice did not hear any reply from me, the shadow knocked one more time and said in a sweet voice:

"Xiaojie, are you awake? If you are, nucai (an ancient Chinese term that are used by the lower ranking class when they identify themselves in a third-person perspective, meaning servant or slave) will come in right now and help you wash and get dressed."

After the shadow finished saying that, the door creaked open, and young girl stepped into the room.

Once the young girl stepped into the room, I realized that not only is she a girl that is around a high school age, but also dressed in ancient Chinese clothing. Although I am not sure which Chinese dynasty of clothing it is, but for sure, it is some type of ancient Chinese clothing. The young girl's hair is also tied into two buns using ribbons, while the ribbons' ends hanging down onto her shoulders.

When the young girl finished her bow, she walked up to me but then I stretched my arm and said:

"Stop! Don't Move!"

The young girl automatically stopped and kneeled down in a bat of an eye, with both of her hands and head onto the floor and cried scarily:

" I sincerely apologize! What did nucai (servant, slave) do wrong to get xiaojie (young miss) mad today!!??"

Although I was flabbergasted by the sudden gestured, I stepped back a few steps from the young girl and yelled:

"Who tf are you? Why am I here?"

I have so many questions in my head that I wanted to ask, after all, who in the world would not have a lot of questions to ask if you are in a fked up scenario that looks straight out of a drama or Asian soap opera. Before I am able to state out the thousands of questions that are in my head, the young girl that is kneeling on the floor like a a scared prey cried out in a worried tone:

"Xiaojie, what do you mean who are you? You are the young miss (xiaojie) of this house/family, and I am the servant (nucai) of this family that serves you!!"

"Young miss of this family?? What the hell are you talking about?" I screamed

"What the fk do you think we're in? A Chinese historical drama?" I continued screaming

The young girl lift up her head a little a looked at me weirdly and said "Xiaojie, what-" before the young girl finish her sentence I blurted out loud:

"Young girl, I know you are young but I don't think that you should be naïve... do you know that kidnapping is a crime!?" Once again, the young girl wanted to say something, but before I let her say anything at all, I blurted:

"I'll call the police if you don't let me out this instant!"

Then I start rumbling my cloths to find my pocket so I can take out my phone, but then when I looked down I realized that I am dressed in an ancient Chinese one piece undergarment that are usually used as a pajama during the ancient time of China.

"What the..." I thought to myself "Of course... Why tf am I so stupid, the kidnappers would've definitely taken my phone and all the other things that looks expensive...but why am I dressed like this?"

Then I looked down at the girl that is looking at me weirdly, scarily, and worriedly...

As I looked down at the girl, I realize that I have nothing on me that I can protect myself with, nor to be be able to grab anything that can protect myself without her noticing, so I tried my best and speak in a lighter tone while smiling weirdly:

"Young girl, say... haha...what kind of kinks are you guys playing for you to dress up like this...and also dressing me up like this...? Don't you have all my belongings already, and matter of fact, I believe you guys should've realized that I have nothing that is worth it for you guys to steal when you guys are going through my stuff..."

Which is true, after all, I am one of the many lower class people that needs to work two to three part times just to make days to ends meet in the modern society.

The moment of silence once again came out of both of our mouths, but then the girl ended the silence and said:

"Xiaojie, nucai doesn't understand what you are talking about? Nucai would never dear to steal anything from you nor this family even if I have a lot courage to do so!!"

"Is that so..." I said while laughing in tone that sounds like I have a autotune mic stuck in my throat.

Although I'm not sure what kind of kinks these fking kidnappers are into, but maybe if I play along..."Then...can this xiaojie walk out of this room...without you... following me??" I said quietly

The girl furrowed her eyebrows a bit and said "I would not recommend xiaojie walking out of your bedroom wearing just your undergarment, but if it is your order, I would not dare to disobey"

"Ha..ha..ha" I laughed in my autotune voice again. Then I slowly walk to the door while facing my front towards the girl and my back towards the door, since I'm afraid that she'll suddenly attack me while I am walking to the door. When I finally touched the rim of the door I turned my face to the exist thinking that I might at least know what in the world is going on, but to my surprise, outside of the room, is exactly like what I have seen in historical Chinese drama, when it comes to a a rich person's house. The front garden of the house, while male and female that are dressed in a similar style as the young girl are all cleaning up the gardens and the exteriors of the house. Everyone looks like they are getting ready for the day.

Without realizing, I tilted my head to the side from confusion of the whole entire situation that I am.

"What in the kinkiness..." I said to myself quietly

Then I slowly walk up front to the spots where these male and female that are dressed like ancient Chinese servants. When they see me, they will all respectfully give me a bow and greeted me "Xiaojie, good morning"

Then I stopped walking and looked around my surroundings, I realized that no one is stopping me from walking around. All of them just greeted me politely than continue on to their own things.

As I was looking all around confuse, I saw a big door that looks like the gate to exit, just like how it is like in ancient China's housing. So without thinking I ran up to the door while hearing someone's voice calling me out "Xiaojie, where are you going?"

But I ignored it, and opened the big gate door. I thought once I opened it, it will be an exist from this whole entire set up, but in front of me is just and ancient Chinese looking wall that looks to be another person's house. I heard a running footstep coming towards me, so without thinking, I just ran out of the gate and down the alley way that is between the house that I got out from and the wall of another person's house. As I run towards the light that is by the end of the alley, I start to hear the noise of people talking, and it gets louder and louder as I run towards it. I thought that I was running towards a big street full of people where I can finally get some help, so I ran with all my might.

Once I reached towards the light of the alley, what I see is a main street that is full of people...but it is the main street that you'll see in historical Chinese drama, and everyone is dressed in ancient Chinese clothing.

"What TF!!" I screamed

Suddenly I stroke of pain hit my head like thousands of tiny needle stabbing it. It hurt so badly that I crotched down while holding my head thinking that it will do the job of healing the pain. Then suddenly, a flash of memories of me walking back home from my late night part time job before getting hit by a truck...

The pain in my head subsided a bit, to the point where I can finally lift my head a bit to look around my surrounding one more time...

"So...I transmigrated?"