I let out a huge belch as I had just finished eating the Mallet crows body. I was stuffed and it was an understatement to say that I looked like a nine month old pregnant woman. 'I wonder what I should name my child.' I said jokingly as I massaged my stomach.
As I lazed about waiting for my fast metabolism to do its work I felt something. I did not know what it was but all I knew was that it was an emotion.
I felt warm yet cold. Happy yet sad. Angry like the ocean, yet calmer than still water.
I quickly turned and i saw four individuals standing before me in one straight line, one behind the other.
"He reeks of blood!"
"It is a man!"
"A malevolent being!"
"An innocent child!"
They all spoke speaking over one another. They then all spoke in one go.
"I was right! I was right!" They all said in one go.
I could not believe it. I could not believe who I was standing before. I quickly stood and immediately readied myself in case a fight started. No! I was 98 percent sure a fight was going to start and not just any fight. It was a fight against the four dead lovers.
The four dead lovers were 4 siblings who were also lovers. I had made them as a joke but after a while they had grown on me. They were capable of tag teaming even Hades and give her a hard time despite still losing. The strongest human assassin who was capable of swinging blue whales like a sword. Hades main weapons when she was not using her guns for low fry kills were blue whales. To give you an estimate on how strong Hades was, she carried a small dimensional pocket pouch which was connected to the ocean. She carried several million gallons of water in her pocket dimension and any time she needed to, she would pull out a whale and use it as weapon.
The four dead lovers were also capable of curse magic, fire magic, poison creation, stealth, the use of all weapons and were extremely skilled in hand to hand combat. If I was to fight these four here then I would die without the fight even starting.
I quickly turned of my survival instincts which was really hard. Half of my brain was telling me to run while the other half was telling me to stay still and not move a muscle. There was another small voice that was telling me to move away backwards very slowly.
"Hi, how can I help you?" I asked as politely as I could trying best to hide the sharpness in my voice.
"No, Damien! We just wanted to see who it was that we smelled." The girl at the back answered.
I was not going to even ask how they knew my name. They just knew. They knew a lot of things.
"Well, I'll be on my way then." I said as I turned around to leave.
"Not so fast!" The guy at the front said. This man was called blind violence. Despite dressing like a hermit he was a very violent individual.
Behind him was his younger brother and also husband, Dreamful conspirator. He was a person of few words compared to the others. He was special and was always day dreaming and thinking of conspiracies that didn't make sense. He was blind just like the two woman behind him. Only blind violence was capable of sight.
The one behind him was his sister and wife, observable justice. Instead of blind justice, she was the type to determine whether it affected her first before making a decision to do anything.
Behind her was the final person in the four way Alabama marriage, sweet innocence. She always saw the best in people and always tried to make everyone smile. I remember how I had written a small mini story in between volumes about how she had tried changing Adolf Hitler in to being a better person. Sadly it did not work and caused him to commit ridiculous war crimes.
"Yes?"
"What are you doing in here?" Blind violence asked. I could ask you the same thing you bastards. You worked for the elf queen so why on earth where you in the Soilom mines? Should you insectual fucks not being in some foreign neighbouring country that you were going to overthrow for the glory of your queen or whatnot?
"I am a prisoner." I replied.
Observable justice shook her head. "You don't seem like one."
"I'm a new prisoner, I was just tossed in a few minutes ago."
"You look like a spy or a thief." Dreamful conspirator said. "Have you come here to steal the sheeps and rock from our lands?"
"Maybe he is just a regular prisoner." Sweet innocence chimed in. What the fuck! A thief! A spy! Why would I steal sheep and rock? Just what the fuck where they on?
"Let's just leave him be, we saw him so let's be on our way, the queen has called for us." Sweet innocence said.
Yes, please do leave. The stench emanating from you bastards was awful. It smelt something like a mixture of a wet dog and rotten eggs.
Observable Justice walked closer and grabbed my face and tilted it. I did not hesitate to swing my fist at her. Despite not being strong enough to take care of these fools or even keep up with them I was not going to let them trample on me. I had already made that mistake twice with Aliza and look where that had got me. It had got me to ingest drugs, I had also made that mistake once with those stupid brothers which led to my death.
I was not Atlas the unmatched bodybuilder anymore. I was my most powerful creation that I was so proud of. I was Damien Junior the tyrant. Damien the terrorist. Damien the extinction expert. Damien the bastard. Damien the unstoppable will of nature.
I needed to start acting more like Damien than Atlas. Even if that led to my death, I was not going to allow this anymore.
Observable justice casually dodged my fist and moved back and all of a sudden all four of them started hissing and baring their fangs at me. I barked at them like a mad dog showing them that I was not going to back of easily.
"You bastard! You dare swing your fucking hands at me sister?" Blind violence shouted.
"Learn some fucking English you bastard, it's swing my fist not swing me fist!" I mocked him.
A squabble broke out and I continued arguing with these idiots with the tensions growing higher and higher.
"Brothers, sister... we must go... It is a red code emergency from the queen." Sweet innocence said.
"Not before we kill this rude man."
"Just leave the beast of despair to take care of him."
"No... You know what? That is not a bad idea, For the crime of assaulting my sister and wife, you have been found guilty and till the end of days the beast of despair shall always be next to you, looming over you like death and never leaving your side until you die. Your sanity will be it's fuel."
The four of them backed away from me and they threw what I could only consider as smoke bombs to the ground. Once the smoke disappeared they were gone.
"...."
At least they were gone. Some sick fucks they were.
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