" Okay, I'll see you then "
I said to the oldman and turned to walk away. Suddenly something caught my eye. It was a coffin that lean on the wall collecting dust, it was black and has a large golden cross on it.
Some some reason I feel drawn to it, like its calling me, I must be imagining things
" Old man what can you tell me about that coffin? "
I ask.
" Well it was crafted by my late father.. ..this place used to be a carpentery shop that build coffins for people but that changed.. This one has been his finest masterpiece and it's been here ever since I was born "
He explained.
" It's so beautiful "
I said.
" Ah "
Suddenly I snapped back to reality and left.
Tomorrow is the night of the auction. Luckily I had a little money on me so I could afford an inn for the night. Since the oldman knows about things more than I do I left the items in his care.
I stepped into the small inn and looking around. Everyone was drinking and eating happily. I could see Thomas and his buddies sitting together. The feeling of those lustful eyes was upon me once again, I better get used to them. I walked up to the counter and looked up at the lady.
" Excuse me.. I would like a room "
I said.
" My where did this cute one come from.. One night is one gold coin ?"
I took up two gold coins and place it on the table. As I was about to take up the key a guy slammed his hand down on it, preventing me from taking it. I felt irritated and looked up at the big boy guy who seem to be drunk.
" Why pay for an inn.. When you can stay at my house for free "
He said.
" Come on, big brother will take care of you ahahahahah"
I looked around and heard the chattering of the people. They say things like " it's that old man again " or " Every girl that comes here he hits on them while drunk " or " Poor Girl ". Hearing this I kinda get what kind of guy he is and what kind of beating I should give him.
" What do you say sweetie? "
As I was about to touch me I unsheathed his own sword and hold it's blade between his crotch. I was once a guy before so I know what it like for fear it getting cut off
" You touch me and I'll cut you into, crotch first "
I said.
" Eeeekk.. Okay Okay chill "
He took a step back from me. I rest his blade on my shoulder and took up the key.
" You'll pay for what you done.. Do you know who I am? "
" Papa Walrus.. Why ?"
The people in the inn started to snicker.
" Or maybe it's.. Uncle Buffalo brains "
I ask as I tilt my head and took up a thinking pose.
Some of the people couldn't hold back and started laughing.
" You bitch.. Your gonna... "
As he shout at m.
" You should mind who your talking to "
I throw up his sword in the air, it rotates 67 times before falling right in front of him. Moment later, his belt split and his pants fall revealing his male card. Some of the woman in the inn covered their eyes other look.
" Oh my.. I finally know your name.. It's Tiny Talent "
I said as I cover my mouth with my hand trying my best not to laugh . Everyone in the inn started laughing and laughing. The guy quickly pulled up his pants and run out of the inn.
" Don't loose your peas "
Thomas shout.
I headed to my room and close the door.
>> Hahahahahahahaha. That was very amusing.. I haven't laughed like this is thousands of years. <<
Veelzebub laugh as it was leaned up beside the bed.
>> The worst part.. It that you had a poker face the whole time <<
I lay on the bed with my face down. Why didn't I experienced this when I was a guy ?
Having girls fawn over me would be nice but as I have the body of a girl having guys fawn over me feels like I'm in the grips of an alien octopus. This is all that goddess fault, She's the reason I'm like this.
" Say Veelzebub.. I have a question.. What's the connection between vampires and coffins ?"
>> Your thinking about the coffin you saw in that antique shop <<
I nod with a yes
>> I don't really get it either.. All I can tell you is caskets are like resting place for vampires because of its capabilities to keep the darkness in and the light out <<
" I see "
>> Your not thinking about buying that coffin now do you? <<
" Maybe "
Who knows, it maybe more comfortable than it looks. Imagine me walking up and popping out of a casket in front of people, now that would be funny.
>> I wouldn't recommend it <<
" Why not !? "
>> When I was with the vampires there used to be a rule about sleeping in others caskets..they say it's far worst than being caught naked <<
I see.
" Well the shop keep said it was there since he was a child.. So maybe it's empty "
>> Well if it's empty you can get it.. You can aslo modify it with magic <<
Suddenly the door was knocked and I got up and opened the door. Sure enough it was the guy called Thomas.
" And who are you? "
I said.
" Come on..don't be so serious.. Listen.. I just came to warn you "
" Oh "
He came all this way to warn me, this is unexpected.
" That guy you humiliated today is a has friend that are thugs.. Be careful okay "
" Your warning is appreciated "
I closed the door in his face. I could sense that he's still standing behind the door so I waited till he was gone to settle again.
" I'm going to take a shower "
I said as I went to the bathroom removed my clothes and close the door.