Damn... I really got killed by a truck eh? Feeling kinda bad for that old lady but hey, she didn't move, so it's her fault. So, I really got isekai'd... Couldn't they teleport me at a better place? Asking me to get killed or something, "I'LL GET A HAREM OF WOMEN WITH BIG TITS!" Yeah, that'll get them, I won't end up like those beta MCs in them isekai mangas.

Wait... "FUCK!" I have no abilities, I'm fat as hell, and I'm 5'4, I'm really fucked, aren't I? Wait Wait Wait, I'm not fucked yet... Not yet, I have a technique I've mastered throughout my 23 years of living, "rizz" They didn't call me the rizz god for nothing, those 1000s of hours playing dating simulators are about to pay off.

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Comment down anything I wrote down wrong and tell me how you feel about the first chapter.🤞 (P.S, can anyone make me a cover for the story? I'll credit you.) (Also this is BroGotBro on Wattpad)