Hades scrolled through his phone while listening to his brothers chattering amongst themselves about their many coital escapades over the years. On any other day, the king of the underworld would have declined Zeus' invited to his house for a family luncheon but he had had a long freaking week, and needed a change of environment.
"That was the life huh," Zeus mumbled nostalgically, "I had a different nymph under my arm every other day, it was like tasting all the beautiful flavors of skittles."
"Marriage does limit the number of nymphs you can fool around with that's for sure," Poseidon commented as he took a swig of his beer.
"Isn't marriage suppose to cut the number of nymphs you fool around with to zero?" Hades asked his brothers after looking up from his phone for the first time all evening. "And you should be more careful about all this talk of fooling around, Hera and Amphitrite are right in the next room, what is wrong with you two?"
