PABLO: Wtf!!! Layla, you got me all worried, where the butt are you?
LAYLA: I'm at home, with big news.
PABLO: Is it good big news? Or bad big news?
LAYLA: Can you come to the house? I think he's dead!
PABLO: What!
LAYLA: Before you jump to conclusion, I did not… HA! He hung up, that guy.
FEW MINUTES
LAYLA: Ugh! Why is he banging the door like something's chasing him.
PABLO: I thought we agreed, NO! KILLING LAYLA!!!!!
LAYLA: Uhhhhh! Come in??? And just for the record, that wasn't me, I didn't do anything.
PABLO: So what happened?
LAYLA: He fell from the sky.
PABLO: Okay, Layla, I know you are a lot of things, are we adding crazy to the list? What tha… you mean to tell me that he fell from the sky?
LAYLA: Pablo, look, I was taking a dump and suddenly, this glimmer of light and he was, just laying there on the ground, covered in blood.
PABLO: Shut it… do you hear yourself right now? Okay let's say I believe you and he actually "fell from the sky", then what happened?
LAYLA: I brought him home and cleaned his wound, the thing is I can't find a pulse, not even his heart is beating.
PABLO: JESUS!!!! Layla! You saw a stranger, he fell from the sky, covered in blood in the forest… and you brought him home??? Why on Earth if I may ask would you do that? You didn't realize he's not breathing.
LAYLA: Deep breathes Pablo… you'll stop judging my actions once you see him.
PABLO: I doubt that I can stop judging this your act of idiocy, you've made mistakes, but bringing a stran… Holy hot pinga… Is he an Angel?
LAYLA: Still think I made a mistake?? See!!! Holy hot pinga indeed and you wanted me to abandon this! This!! In the middle of the forest
PABLO: But Layla!!! I see your point but he has no pulse, NOTHING! What if he's dead?
LAYLA: That's the strange thing; he's not dead though he lost a lot of blood, and his body is still warm and keeps getting hotter every second.
PABLO: That's a bit exaggeration, is he a volcano?
LAYLA: I won't touch him if I were you?
PABLO: Great thing Layla is that you're not me, HA! ( touching Belial) Shit! My fingers.
LAYLA: Great thing I'm not you Pablo.
PABLO: How is this possible? He clearly looks dead, look at how deep the cut is.
LAYLA: I've thought really hard about this… and maybe he's not human.
PABLO: Ohhh, you thinking so hard about it makes me worry for you. I mean look at this man.
LAYLA: HA HA HA, very funny, let's just wait and see if he wakes up, so I can ask him if he's a wolf.
PABLO: What? Layla tell me you're joking… HA! I doubt that, he's definitely not a wolf.
LAYLA: How would you know that?
PABLO: I just know.
TWO WEEKS LATER
LAYLA: Hello! Pablo.
PABLO: Please tell me he's awake? Two weeks Layla and that hunk is not awake
LAYLA: That's not all, he's temperature reduced, he's ice cold like freezer cold.
PABLO: Congratulations Layla ,you have a dead hunk in your house .
LAYLA: What!
PABLO: What do you mean what? You missed two weeks of classes just to care for him but he's dead , darling grab a shovel
LAYLA: Pablo come over and help me, telling your friend to grab a shovel is cruel
PABLO: But first of ,you're a werewolf Layla , HE! IS! DEAD! Only makes sense that you grab a shovel and toss the evidence away.
LAYLA: Get over here , now!
PABLO: Fine no need to get all serious, I'll be there in five.
THE WOODS
PABLO: It hurts that you have to have to go this way .
LAYLA: Shut up and dig ,you think this is deep enough ?
PABLO : Layla don't ask me that question ,I've never done this .
LAYLA: Get the body from the trunk .
PABLO: Sometimes I wonder if I'm your friend or your maid.
LAYLA: Both!
PABLO: Uhhh RUDE!
LAYLA: I love you too
PABLO: Layla!!!!
LAYLA: Why do I have to be stuck with this human being? Pablo what is the ….. oh my God ! Pablo he's alive, How is he alive?
PABLO: Really ,Layla , ask him your self
LAYLA: Ask someone who we , like me and you thought was dead , Pablo we were about to bury him.
BELIAL: What I'm I doing here? What are you ?
PABLO: Honey we'd like to get some answer too,what's your name ?how'd you…. Like my friend said you fell "from the sky".
LAYLA: Pablo ! What my insensitive annoying friend means is ,where are you from ? Are you human ?
PABLO: Layla really, is he human? real smooth chief.
BELIAL: LEVITHAN !!!!!!(Jumping down from the trunk) my own brother ,that demon ! That snake ,how do I get to hell?
PABLO: Layla this one is on you, you decided to pick him, now you attend to this, I'm out!
LAYLA: Pablo!!!! Wait, maybe it's not that bad .
PABLO: Really !the man just asked for the way to hell.
LAYLA: He could mean that like a metaphor for a place.
PABLO: Noooo! I'm not doing this with you ,if you need me , I'll be in the car you know what ,Layla don't! Need me .
LAYLA: OKAYYYYY, hunk is a weirdo, hunk is out of his mind, I can do this.
BELIAL: I asked you what way do I take to get to hell?
LAYLA: Wanna handle a psycho, be a psycho. Okay, the only way to hell is Death.
BELIAL: DEATH? Die? That's impossible, I cannot die.
LAYLA: Okay, hunk is one hundo% eccentric, how about I take you home and then we'll start looking for hell tomorrow.
BELIAL: No! I must go home now! I need go now.
LAYLA: Okay! It's obvious you're crazy and I should have left your ass to die, ugh! Find your way home to "hell", I'm going home.
BELIAL: WAIT! What are you? You're more than what they see.
BELIAL: Okay, let's go to your house and start tomorrow, how do we get "home"?
LAYLA: With my car obviously.
BELIAL: Why can't we just fly? What's a car? Can it fly?
LAYLA: Okay just get in, I can't with this, I guess no introduction to his hunk brothers.
LAYLA/PABLO: So, what's your name?
PABLO: Jinx!
LAYLA: Stop it.
BELIAL: It's Belial.
PABLO: Belial?? What type of name is that?
LAYLA: Till we get home, Pablo, zip it; no last name or ID, so we can find your family.
BELIAL: My family? I have no FAMILY.