"What!! did this idiot just call isekai a brain rot genre, ill have you know it's the best genre in all of fiction!!! In a dark room with a small PC being the only source of light, the frantic typing of a keyboard was heard, and a 500-hundred-pound or so man could be seen typing as if his life depended on it while simultaneously feasting upon a few burgers near him.
"You no life having Reddit admin. As a matter of fact, you're probably a discord mod too"
Although Jason used it as an insult, he also happens to be a Reddit admin and a discord mod. He had a lot of servers of his own.
" the idiot!! you maiden less weeb I'll have you know I have a loving wife and 2 beautiful kids!! You have the wrong IP, idiot. I'm using a VPN Dickless fool!! 8 inches you think I'm an idiot.." This went on for a few more hours.
"you say it's rinsed and repeated but rent all genres like that, sure every character gets isekai'd but there's always a twist like being reincarnated as slime or a spider!! look at romance it's always the same while isekai is different all the time how dare you to say it's not unique ill gladly keep on watching it the dungeon, harems, and systems make it an even more interesting story are you gay is that why you dislike harem so much!! Yes, I read Web novels how dare you to call trash you unintelligible fool your the one who's useless with no talent..."
Jason began sweating a bit. "dammit he won this battle but ill win the war"
Jason felt a pang of regret when that guy mentioned him being useless and an untalented person, ever since he was a child he's always been unremarkable whenever he and other kids would play he'd always come in last even in school he was always in last place he never tried to aim higher his whole life even if he was unremarkable he could've worked a bit harder and have at least gone somewhere in life, currently, he was jobless he's been jobless for 15 years now living off of his dead mom's inheritance
Jason was overly obese he began gaining weight when he was 15 in high school due to giving up on Life he indulged himself in fat and unhealthy foods, right now he was at a whopping 534 pounds he hasn't walked in ages nor has he left his small apartment
'look at my life..how did things get so bad I could've been someone better ' he sighed as he once again ate another big mac "I onl...-ly ha..ve 4 inch...es" he heard through his screen abruptly the call ended, "seems like the bastard decided to come clean I knew 8 inches was impossible I myself have a two-inch..damn he was still bigger"
"ugh!!!" Jason began struggling to breathe. His heart was beating so fast that t it felt as if it was exploding.
"Is this a heart attack? I can't die yet. I'm only 40, damn it, I can't breathe. Darkness began surrounding his vision, and his heart kept on beating even faster due to his panicking. In only a few seconds, the light vanished from his eye.
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Meanwhile, in a different universe entirely a mother was giving birth she was in a small cottage made out of wood her only other companion was a fat nursemaid after a few minutes the child was delivered the nursemaid look at the child he looked like the average baby bald with barely any hair on its bloodied head the baby who was just birthed couldn't open his eye it began crying
"It's a healthy baby boy," the nursemaid said
The boy's mother, who had just given birth, weakly stretched out her arms to hold her child, and the nursemaid carefully handed him to her. She held the child softly and said, "your name shall be..."
JASON
everything felt painful my body felt slimy I couldn't help but cry I couldn't even open my eyes I felt warm hands holding my body I finally realized my eyes were closed I slowly opened them and saw a gigantic plain-looking woman looking down on me with a weak smile she started speaking
"your name shall be... jerlax" her eyes began shutting she quickly died from pains of labor, I was shocked as this was the first time I'd seen someone die up close I started crying more, a big fat lady who I presumed to be a nursemaid said a quiet prayer she covered me with a small towel and began walking outside it was dark and the stars were bright I felt exhausted, once again my eyes began shutting 'wait where exactly am I, was that three moons did I die...wait I've been Iseka'd I can't wait to learn my cheats when I wake up' I slept with hopes of achieving great things in the future...