"Dear friend, why have you been sitting here, to be honest, there's nothing to admire in this scenery, are you perhaps admiring the butt of your maids."
'Oh my God, this kid.' I looked over at him and gestured towards him, inviting him to take a seat next to me. He did so carefully with a puzzled expression, he must have been worried about my sudden nice attitude.
"How were you raised?"
"Raised? I have twelve brothers, I wasn't raised, I grew up, the maids in the palace are always in charge of my well-being."
"I see, that must be why you are rotten."
"You dare"
~Flick!~
"Ahhh" He shouted as I flicked his forehead. "You shouldn't do that again, this body is a royal vessel."
"It's not like you are going to jump seventeen steps and go ahead and be king." I let out a soft chuckle as I spoke still looking forward to where the maids were working cleaning and trimming the garden and the small fountain amidst it.