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Eternal Blade: Ascension of the Celestial Swordsman

🇺🇸SteamingCloud
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David, an avid Xianxia and Wuxia novel reader wrote his novel. But when he ended the novel in a shitty ass way, he was lambasted by his novel fans. A fan would reveal himself to be the one above all. Tells David, " Fix yo shit, or imma deflower yo ass" Immediately, the big dicked Chad chucked David into a reincarnation wormhole. And David would soon realize he had become the main character of his novel, Gao Feng.
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Chapter 1 - One Above All

" Help!!! I can't run anymore !"

A mortal screamed her lungs out, but no one paid attention. Of course, it was because everyone else prioritized their survival.

Against the impending death, the Dragon God, Not just mortals were running away. Immortals who were prideful and arrogant ran for their lives too.

Just like that the Taiwenren Mainland was thrown into chaos. Those who tried to fight back including Su Zimo and Su Jingjing died, kissing passionately and accepting their fate.

The Collapsing universe swallowed the two whole including other beings in one gulp.

The End.

..

"There! After two thousand chapters I'm done."

David massaged his sore left wrist after finishing his novel, Dual Cultivation in the Taiwenren Mainland. 

"It's so hard typing with one hand."

Chucking the damp toilet paper into the trash can, he pumped the hand sanitizer and leaped onto his bed. It was 11:30 and he wanted some shut-eye.

...

Bing..Bing..Bing

"hmm?"

The noise would wake up David. Checking his Android phone, he would almost die from a heart attack. On the screen, it showed 4,000 notifications, and as seconds passed, the number kept going up. 

Ringing

Answering the phone call from his manager.

" David, WTF!" the ear rape nearly blew out David's eardrums.

" What?"

"What! What! You seriously finna say that shit after what you uploaded!"

" You MoTHER FUCker! The revenue from your NOVEL DROPPED BY 90 PERCENT!!!"

" What? But I thought it was a good ending to my novel."

" Think again IDIOT!! You can forget about your new contract."

" But Daniel.."

" No buts! We are through! Solve this shit yourself."

When the call ended, David sat up and stayed silent. Scrolling through the comments, his heart ached the more he read.

' kill YOURSELF!! Commented-ILUVDK '

' Disappointing, it hurts me more than when my dad left me when I was ten years old. Commented-GholeFucker'

' I guess a virgin wrote this. Commented-PrincessDicky'

Super depressed, David hung a rope and decided to end it all. But before he could. His apartment ceiling collapsed and from above, a man descended slowly.

Covered in clouds and barely wearing any clothes. The man's bronze rod stood firm and tall. His burly shoulders and arms spread out majesticly. 

David's mouth was agape in shock. The majestic man's rod would caress David's face as he landed. 

" David, why did you do that?" the man's voice sounded like a man's and a woman's voice at the same time.

"Uh, who are you?"

The man points up with his left index finger. 

" I am the all father, the one above all, and the creator of everything there is David. Now it's my turn to ask the questions."

Turning to his right the man's rod would give David a good smack to the face. Picking up David's MacBook, the man shook his head in disapproval.

" What a disappointing ending, David. Now what in my name were you thinking when you wrote this ending, huh son."

" You know, I've been reading since chapter one, so you could say that I was your first fan. From one creator to another, I am disappointed."

From behind, David was rubbing his cheek that was slapped by the One Above All's bronze rod. 

" Well, it wasn't the first ending I thought of. I wanted this and that.."

" Well! Now that sounds fun." Clapping his butt cheeks when he heard David's words.

Turning around the One Above All, appeared right in front of David and gripped the nape of his neck.

Suddenly his surroundings would change and he instantly felt hotter than usual.

" Um.. May I ask where we are?" David asked nervously

" Well, I've decided to give you the chance to fix this mistake of yours. "

Below where David was hovering over, a hole that was never-ending laid. It emitted all the colors from the spectrum.

" From this moment forward, my son, you shall rewrite your mistakes and be reborn. 

Loosening his grip, David would fall into the wormhole. 

"AH!!!" 

" Oh yea, if you don't fix this mistake of yours, Im taking you to Mazikeen and he's going to love your virgin asshole."

"WHAT!!"

Waving from above the One Above All, had a giant smile. 

.....

Opening his eyes, in front of him was a bright light at the end of a tunnel. Suddenly two hands grabbed him and yanked his ass out.

" There he is, my little boy! " A man with a pornstache smiled.

While the lady who just gave birth to him, look extremely beautiful and had a motherly smile. The man would motion for the other people in the room to grab some towels.

" Honey what should we name him?" the lady asked.

" Well, my little boy will grow up to be handsome like his father and Strong with swords like his mother, so let's name him, Gao Feng!!"

"Hmm! Why is my son so quiet?" Gao Weizhe asked.

Slapping his Gao Feng's buttocks, Gao Feng would let out a cry. 

"That's it, my son! A man should cry only once."

....

Five years later, Gao Feng was now six years old. By now he had already learned most of the language in this world. Ever since his rebirth, he had a life of luxury, surrounding my beautiful maids, and manservants who heeded his every word.

Staring into the distance, he would admire the five suns in the sky. And below were seven skyscraping mountains.

Since it was early in the morning, the environment was covered in fog. Hopping down from the stool, Gao Feng was caught by Fu Wen, his maid. Stuffing his face into her two melons and gripping the tips, made Fu Wen moan. 

"Young Master Feng, it is time for your sword training." 

Her cheeks were bright red, and he legs quivering slightly. Fu Wen was to be wed to Gao Feng when he turned ten since he was still six years old. She chose to be his maidservent.

" Oh My! Young master we really have to go right now."

Gao Feng was sucking on Fu Wen's left melon while groping her other. Unable to calm down Gao Feng, Fu Wen sat down and allowed Gao Feng to enjoy her body. Wincing and moaning in pleasure. 

While in the courtyard Yao Qiqiang, Gao Feng's martial master. waited patiently. Knowing his disciple, he would probably wait another hour. He would cultivate in the meantime.

When Gao Feng was done, he hopped off the bed and licked his lips. Wiping his face with a warm tower, Gao Feng slapped Fu Wen's butt and left for the courtyard.

On the bed, Fu Wen lay restless and breathless. She was on her knees and elbows, with her butt sticking up. Her lower lips were dripping wet and she was in another world at the moment.