The rest of the vacation wasn't a vacation at all as I had to keep him out of the trouble that he chased even when it hid from him.
If I left him in the hotel to go on a date with Anneliese, he'd burn the hotel alive.
If we went to the beach, he'd get the coast guard caught in a rip tide.
If we went to a restaurant, he'd give the manager food poisoning.
The only thing I found that kept him calm was my presence. I had to be nearby to keep him out of trouble, usually by training him.
In the end, I got more stress from the vacation than I got from my job, that kid was exhausting.
One time, just to get back at me for knocking him for stealing someone's Rolex, he got me arrested for kidnapping.
It took Anneliese to bail me out and I was furious.
Babysitting him wasn't easy, you don't bite the hand that feeds you? He swallowed my whole arm, yes, he was that bad.
The day we were going back home, he held his pee till the plane lavatory was occupied, then he requested to go to the men's...pest's room.
I looked at him, already tired of all his drama then asked,"Why didn't you go earlier? What do you expect me to do? Give you a bottle?"
He looked at me through his spectacular blue eyes then tilted his head innocently.
I closed my eyes to take a nap, right before feeling warm liquid being poured on my lap.
I woke up and stared at him in horror then he said,"This is actually kinda your fault."
There was a loud smacking sound heard across the first class cabin, right before there was the crying of a seven year old child.
I evaporated all the urine on me then said to him,"If you ever do something like that again, I will do a lot more than strangle you to death."
He looked at me with his lower lip curled up right before an air hostess came to report the complaints of some passengers about the noise and I smiled then said,"I'm sorry for your discomfort, I assure you that for the rest of the flight, you wouldn't hear a peep from this seat."
Then I grinned.
Alex struggled and grunted the best he could, but he couldn't make a sound as I had stuck duct tape all around his smart mouth and tiny body.
I could easily make him quiet using my Hydro Boom, but this was more fun.
It was a painstaking process pulling off the duct tape and I enjoyed doing it but made sure to free his big mouth last.
He walked through the airport, touching his body as the pain still lingered.
My mom, sister and dad ran to hug and kiss him as they had terribly missed him, though I hadn't.
But when they pulled back from the hug, he started looking at Alexa strangely.
He kept staring at her the whole ride back home and I hated reading his twisted mind, so wondered what his reason for this was, but it made her uncomfortable and shift closer to me.
Squeakers welcomed us excitedly and had already covered the floors and furniture in a delicate and white layer of flower like frost, waiting for us.
It jumped into my hands and I patted its back as it purred and rubbed its head on my chest.
"Umm, dad, you said, what kind of animal is Squeakers?"I asked.
"Protozoa."He corrected.
I looked at it in shock. What was its mutation level? B, A? Because it was much more like a multicellular animal than a unicellular protozoa. I then asked,"And what kind of protozoa is he?"
"He's a paramecium."He said simply.
It made its high pitched barking sound then ran to the kitchen, I knew it was hungry.
Squeakers started acting strange from that day.
He started shedding a lot of fur, which I later on found out, were cilia. He also started eating less and sleeping more, till he eventually started hibernating totally.
Then, he multiplied.
He just split in two by binary fission.
It was probably because he was still a protozoa, so he still had the ability, but he also had a gender.
Now there were two Squeakers and Alexa was even more excited about it.
Since they were clones, they had the same memories, abilities and genetic makeup.
But soon, the clone died, which was a very traumatic experience for my sister.
It was probably because of his mutation so he couldn't clone properly since he was now an animal.
Squeakers also mourned his brother for a week, which reminded me of Alex, the desirable one.
I therefore mourned with Squeakers.
I was training Alex one day while my mom and dad had gone to work and Alexa was in school.
I told Alex to run around the whole property in a minute, and the property was a whole square kilometer.
I wanted him to figure out that he could speed himself up using water by himself and he did, but in a bad way.
He ended up making himself strong enough to throw an old lady onto her back in the middle of the street.
I had to rescue her and as the saying goes, when the cat is away, the mouse will play.
The mansion was in chaos in the five minutes I was gone and the servants were literally running for their lives as Alex laughed like a crazy person.
He regretted that since he had to clean the whole mess by himself, apologize to all the traumatized staff and finish the assignment I gave him, all before my parents came back and found out what he had done.
He used his light to do everything really fast and I was actually impressed, he even learned Hydroportation in that time, on his own.
My mom brought Alexa from school and my dad came from work exhausted, he had to go and heal himself and eat in his room.
I heard that he faced a B level 9.87 monster which was legit smart, though he was at level 10.32, the monster had its mutation to amp up its dangerousness.
I tried to serve him dinner I made myself since my mom wasn't feeling well, she took a taxi to bring Alexa home.
He was very grateful for my gesture, but of course, Alex had to ruin that too.
He brought some food, water and several cards and self made gifts for my dad and made sure to ' accidentally ' ruin my present.
Of course I made him pay for it afterwards, when my dad was asleep, so he wouldn't be able to stop me, but Alex didn't seem bothered.