"Welcome! We're here tonight, celebrating the Worlds Apart Foundation which is dedicated to supporting children and families while their loved ones seek help for substance abuse or other dire needs. In their efforts to make sure that these children and families have the best chance possible to move forward with their lives unhindered, they've invited you all to be a part of the solution. Over along that wall, we have the silent auction items that are being set up. Bidding for those items will take place after dinner has been served. After that, we have a first dance auction, where ladies can bid on the man of their choice to have a dance with. After which, we're going to let the ladies kick some butt with an arm wrestle. We'll provide a roster of those participating, and you can place bets on them. Twenty percent of the proceeds will go to charity, but the winners will get the remaining funds to split between them.