Sooo well I died... yeah who would have thought that a truck has more stamina than a human... oh well.
Now lets see where I am. I seem to be in some kind of house, the Walls are white the floor is made out of oakwood and there are about two stories and one cellar. The Outside is not yet accessable, but there seems to be a door leading outside, it seems to be missing a door knob thogh, and no Matter how hard I kick it, it won't open. Now that I think about it, everything here seems to be unbreakable. The house is equipped with furniture and there is even self replenisching food, in the kitchen. According to the words on the carpet, in the living room this place is called the Break Space. Oh, there is a room with a green coloured door. Lets see, the room is an exact copy of my old room, it even has my computer in it. The entire house looks like my old one. It even has the gym in the cellar. There are only three things different. Firstly the carpet in the living room, secondly the door to my room and thirdly my body is missing. I am only a conciousness floating around and acting as if I have a body. If I grab something from the kitchen and eat it, it vanishes into thin air. If I kick a door it swings open. But there is no visible body and I also can't touch myself. Meaning no jerking of. Which is bad. Well, the only thing left is forgetting all about those unpleasent thoughts, by satisfying my videogame addiction. To the Computer we gooo! Aaand go. Wait what? What-what happened to my computer? There is only some character creation pannel and I can't seem to be able to close it. Wait, there is some explenation written on the character creation. Lets see... The first character creation is mandatory. After that you can choose wheater you want to keep the previous looks, or to change it. Warning, once in a world you cannot change it anymore. Hmm, seems like I have to make myself a body. Wait why isn't there a male option? Why are they all female? Who did I offend to deserve this??
(AN. Me!!)
Ok. Get it together John. The body is only a shell for your soul. You can play videogames as a female as well. Isn't it a tradition to only create either ugly troll characters, or the most beautiful female characters aniways? So let's not break that tradition and since I don't want to be ugly, let's go for the beautiful female character. Not that I have the choice aniways.
10 hours later
Aaaand done. Perfect waifu has been created. White hair golden Eyes modest breasts, but not big enough to give oneself back pain. Round bubly butt, cute nouse, about 1,60m tall and simply so beautiful, that every man would ether want to invite me for dinner(= free food), or kidnapp me. But whatever, who cares the only one who has to like me is myself aniways. So if I have to like myself, why not be somebody I adore.
(AN: Narcicistic much?)
Anyways, now to the World I want to be reincarnated into. If I was some normal otaku, I would need to choose some world like Highschool of the dead, but because I've already killed some terrorists during my time in the Special Ops and because I don't even have a Dick anymore and I also totally am against harems, because I think it is inmature and stupid going around collecting girls left and right. Like seriousely, if you wanted you could have just wished for you and your gf to grow at the same pace and be done with it. You would not have to worry about stamina, because you would both have the same ammount, but no they need to go and grab all the women in the multiverse.
But I digress. Well I've allways wanted to learn how to fight with swords. There are about two options I can think of. The first is SAO a world with technology developed enough to play the virtual reality death trap, that is Sword Art Online or Mushoku Tensei. A world where the MC is some hopless trash manipulating women to become his future waifus, or something like that. And the world itself, is rather corrupt, so human beings are like in most fantasy games, the worst kind of scum with the slave traders and nobles and all that. Deffinitly more my cup of tea. Is it smart to go there, with that smoking hot body of mine? Hell naa! Will I do it aniways? Hell Yea! There you have it I gues. A World with magic and magic rapists, is better than a world without magic and vanilla rapists like the guy Asuna nearly got married to in ALO. I mean, I can still go there later if I want to but for now:
Start Game
[World selected:]
[Mushoku Tensei]
[Time selected:]
[Start of cannon]
[Begin?]
[Yes/No]
Lets goo! New world with magic, here I come!
Yes
[Please wait for transport]
[Temporarily disabeling conciousness]
[Transferring soul]
[Please wait this could take a moment]...
[Please wait this could take a moment]...
[Please wait this could take a moment]...
[Please wait this could take a moment]...
[World loaded we hope you enjoy your stay]
[Good luck traveler of worlds]