Here I am in my car minding my business as usual. When this random cop pulls up to me

"Can I see your ID" he asks

"Why?" I kindly say

The cop pulls out his gun and tells me to leave my car. Once again I ask why and he shoots. I ask myself even to this day why he did but I still don't know.

Later I met this guy I know I know "You're dead how can you meet someone" and I don't know either. So kindly shut the sheet up so he told me I got 2 wishes and my first wish was to be an orphan. My second wish was to be fast and strong.