{Bitter Maja, Wilwatikta Kingdom}
"SEA ELF!! SEA ELF!! FRESHLY CAUGHT! STILL FRESH!! ONLY TWO PIECES LEFT!!" a goblin shouted enthusiastically, promoting his merchandise.
"RIVER ELF! RIVER ELF!! JUST CAPTURED TWO DAYS AGO! THEIR MEAT IS STILL FRESH!! COME CLOSER, DON'T MISS OUT!!" a sylph flapped his wings and shouted with all his might.
"VOLCANO ELF!! VOLCANO ELF!!! CLEANED AND SKINNED BY OZ THE SKINNER HIMSELF!!! GUARANTEED NO HAIR LEFT IN THE MEAT!!!" a goblin with a headband slapped the meat in front of him, covered with feathers to keep flies away.
"NIGHT ELF!! NIGHT ELF!! NIGHT ELF MEAT BRINGS GOOD FORTUNE!! AKUNDO IS THE PROOF!!!"
"ABSOLUTELY TRUE!! THIS MORNING I ATE NIGHT ELF MEAT AND IN THE AFTERNOON, I SUCCESSFULLY HID FROM MY ANGRY WIFE!!!"
The goblin duo took turns promoting their merchandise.
"WOOD ELF!! WOOD ELF!!! We have one that's still intact!!! Only 20 years old!!"
