"Ha... where am I?"
I said as I began holding my head in pain, it was a vivid pain, like getting your head beaten in with a mallet and then falling face-first off a high tree.
"My head hurts, really bad, what the hell happened to me...
"Wait that's right, I was moments away from jumping off the cliff, till that weird book fall from the sky, the book where is it, I said as I began looking around me to see if I can find it, but to no avail, I could not find it."
"Where did it go?"
I asked while scratching my head in pure confusion as a giant book just disappear into thin air.
"I wonder what were those weird visions?"
"..."
"Sigh... it doesn't matter, I was moments away from killing myself, but to be distracted by a giant falling book that came from the sky, oh well let's finish what I started."
With that said I got up from the crater and proceeded to walk toward the edge once more, but as soon as I reach the edge, a weird set of words came before me, colored in fine blue, it was the same mysterious language again but this time, I can somehow understand it as if was my mother tongue.
And the way it came before me, frightened me as I fell to my ass in pure shock at the weird set of words in front of me.
And when I look at the words written in the mysterious language pasted on the air, I could not understand earlier, it read as follows.
[Greeting host I am the Harem System, it's a pleasure to meet you]
"The harem system, as in polygamy."
[Most certainly]
"What is a system, by the way."
[A system is something like a parasite that gives you, power in return for cooperation if you complete a mission or quest depending on the situation, you complete a quest line for certain people, you can get a great amount of power, it almost like a video game]
"What's a videogame?"
[Agh that's right that doesn't exist in this medieval world, ok it's like win and get, if you win and complete a mission or a quest, you can win a prize that is a skill and "exp" the more exp you gain the higher your level goes up, but the only way to make your level go up, is by completing the mission and quest I give you, and the greatest thing is about me is the fact that I have no level cap, meaning you can grow infinitely in power with my aid]
At these words I flinch a little, how was this possible, the way this world power works is through one specific energy, only 3/1,000 people are capable of utilizing.
But I must know the specifics, for all I know this could be a scam to embarrass me further, and I don't want to want to look like a worse fool even in death.
So I began asking the system the question I want indirectly.
"Haaa...that's impossible, the only way one can get any form of power is through erotic energy, also known as erotic force, as it is universal energy that is in the atmosphere, and the very few who are born with an erotic core are the only ones capable of manipulating this energy.
And even then, one can only awaken a unique power unique only to them, through the enlightenment of oneself, for example, my grandfather was one of these people, and his power is called "The idealism of pleasure" with that ability he can manipulate the sensitivity of anyone's body, even pain, and pleasure can be manipulated anywhere between 1× to 10,000× the initial force.
The power itself can mind break the enemy to the point it can fry their brain, making them brain dead, it can also make the enemy weak in battle, it's because of this, he can claim the head of countless sex demons like a succubus with little to no efforts at all.
Now I waited to see how this so-called Harem system, would reply to my statement.
[Of course, im aware, but a system as powerful as myself, my rules and logic do not apply to this world's rules or regulations, simply because I surpass it in every way possible, I am from a higher plane of existence you know, the Gods of this world are mid compare from the ones in my old world]
"Ha, so you are telling me, you are from another world?"
"Are you serious, like those heroes in the legend of Bigcock Hiro?"
[Most certainly I am, you can even say I am an overpowered parasite]
"I don't know if I should believe you, it took the combined efforts of all five Savage kings, to combine their power to bring forth a hero from another world."
[Oh that's easy, under the right conditions, well the power source I use is not, Erotic force, I use something called Harem energy, with the more quest you complete and the more wives you have I can convert said energy from wives, and concubines to create various skills, but since you are maidenless, and without a maiden, im using my life force to create skills at this moment]
"Harem energy what's that?"
[The power of love, is the quickest way to describe what harem energy is to a newbie like yourself]
"I see."
[Anyways why don't you tell me your story, and maybe I can create a mission to aid you]
"Well I have nothing left in this world, so let me tell you about my life and upbringing, to my current situation, you see it all started one day on a rainy night, one day after no nut November, the most hectic time in the year for many, my mother was a prostitute according to gramps, who caught her discarding me in a pile of demon corpses that was about to be set ablaze to get rid of them, and that when grandpa save me mid-way through a blow job at the back on the alley of Hunker knuckers.....
[What the fuck did I just hear, are you some kind of erotica Mc or something]
"What do you mean by that?"
[Nevermind]
"Ok."
[But you got Ntr]
"What NTR?"
[The worst genre ever created in porno, it is when another dude takes the main guys chick for themselves, but to think you got your girl stolen by a queer]
"Who is also an ass enthusiast."
[Damn, that's a disrespect]
"Yeah I know, that's why I was about to kill myself, I am finished, I have nothing left, even if I wanted to go to the masochist kingdom, I will die by a monster's hand for sure."
[Yikes... Alright, Alright, I am a generous system, my job is to make you the host become unparalleled through various criminal activities]
"Criminal activities, but im not a criminal, I hate violence, I don't like to hurt others, and I don't like seeing blood either."
[What do you mean you don't like violence, Haaaa... I see, well, you will never reach chadhood with that thinking, here let this generous system help you]
"How can you help me, are you talking about one of those mission things."
[In no time you shall have a Harem of amazing and lovable yanderes of all sizes and flavors]
"A harem haaa... it's a dream many men would want, now that I think about it, if I can make a harem grandpa would be proud, however, though what's a yandere?"
[Haaa... What's a Yandere... Only the best type of women in the dere class]
"I see maybe cute, kind, and loyal girls that are not total bitches, yeah I have yet to find one, sound sketchy to me when you think about it."
[What do you mean I sound sketchy, im the harem systems, don't you want to get your dick wet, your ball has been dry for eighteen years, and you don't even give yourself pleasure with your ten little friends]
"Haaaa... but masturbation is against the law according to grandpa, clapping cheeks are the only way to receive pleasure, as masturbation is boring, and a sorry excuse not to get a maiden."
[Sigh you smell of virgin, no can do, no can do, well then let's find the thickest Yandere maiden and get your cherry destroyed]
"Wait you will help me get laid?"
[Of course, im your harem system, the best wingman in creation, give me one week, no 3 days, and I promised you, your first time shall truly be unforgettable, we shall find a high-class woman, no a milf you need to experience true pleasure by one who is experienced]
"Ohhh the elder bosoms, please oh mighty harem sensei, teach this pitiful one how to be a chad like you and seduce hot milfs, I must know your secrets."
I beg with everything I had in me, as the will to live suddenly came back, I even forgot about my crest.
[At a boy, now that's what im talking about, but if you must know, I was created by the Harem God, and as he thought me no power equals no coochie, so please complete the first quest mission, to unlock the first skill]
"I don't care I want to get laid no matter the cost, just give me the mission."
[Wooohooo!!! First mission created]
"Yesssssss!!!"
[The mission: Thot begone has been created]
[Will you accept it [Yes] or [No], please pick in the next 60 seconds, or the system will find another host, to properly bond with]
"Of course, I will pick yes, no need to ask, although what will I get in return for completing it."
[What will you get in return]
"Yap"
I answer immediately waiting patiently to see what I would get in return for doing the mission.
[You shall get the Lvl 1 skill "Gender manipulation", all boys have that guilty pleasure of wondering how it feels like to be a woman, the same can be said for a girl who wants to know what being a man is like]
"Haaa... the ability to change one's gender, wouldn't that make me nonbinary?"
[Most certainly, the trapping of mortal flesh would be nothing to you, a man and a woman, you can even become both at the same time, hell you can even delete your gender and the gender of others too]
[Of course, I respect LGBT, and I know you're not gay, and you never will be, but come on being a girl and changing appearance is a dope first power, and it only gets better as you continue to level up]
"I see, it does sound like an awesome power to have."
[Now we are talking, ok then shall we begin]
"Yes, but what is the mission about."
[Mission synopsis: Kill the bitch Jada with fire, along with the queer that wrongs you]
"Sure no prob.... wait what?"
[Time limit: 24 hours]
"Wait there's a time limit."
[Punishment: Your penis will shrink by four inches]
"Agh... fuck me."