So you know how in every book you read, death is usually described as quick, painless, and silent.
Well it's not wrong as it was silent. But it was sure as hell not painless.
Imagine a paper cut. Now imagine it at a cellular level. Then that feeling was stretched on for several long lifetimes.
That was death.
But anyway, my name is, well was, Anthony Jones. The way I died was simple. Some fool accidentally left a wired exposed and that got me electrocuted.
I was your everyday weeb and enjoyed other shows and animes like JoJo and One Piece while playing games like Minecraft and Pokémon.
Which reminds me of a small, small detail.
I'm dead now.
THAT MEANS I CAN NEVER EXPERIENCE THE ENDING TO ONE PIECE, JOJO PART 8, OR BOKU NO HERO MYSELF. ONLY WONDER AND GUESS THEIR ENDINGS FOR THE REST OF MY AFTERLIFE.
As I continued to despair from the terrible revelations, a voice called out halting my thoughts.
"And will that be what you wish for? Only that much?"
I turned back to the twisted sounds I was speaking with.
To describe it to my best, the biblically accurate angels had a weird cousin that was a mountain mixed with the moon that was burning with brown fire.
"I can do such minor things, just remember I am watching, so this better be good." The amalgam of stuff say before doing his end of things.
Oh yeah I should probably explain. Basically I want some wishes from them (it??), for the low cost of making my life its show.
What did I ask for? Stuff and things.
What. You expect me to share everything? HAH!! Heck no, just wait and find out.
"But to use them you must read the instructions here to use any of it. I know your kind has issue in the OaXyrPsl region." A tendril formed a little book and put it in the bag.
Well I would argue most are not that dumb but I just remember flat earthers.
After a bit I then spoke what I wanted to ask.
"So how will I enter the wor-". A single flash of light came before it popped.
Welp, there is my answer. Also I should make a new identity.
Got it. From now on...
I am Felix White!!!!
... no? Too cringe?
Fine, I'll change it.
Alright.
How about Felix Christoph.