Okay fine, Takoyaki is pushing it a little.
I apologize to all of you who know how the Demon Emperor looked like. Associating the fabulously delicious Takoyaki with such a horrendously ugly eyesore is probably a sin.
I mean, yes, the Demon Emperor had tentacles just like an octopus, and eight of them too. Well, sixteen if you count the arms… He looked like two octopuses conjoined together on the head. Double dose Takoyaki of some sort. Double Demon Takoyaki? Double Headed Takoyaki?
Anyway, let's not put Takoyakis and the Demon Emperor together in the same breath anymore.
Suffice to say that I was no longer turned off by the Demon Emperor's ugliness. Greed probably shone out of my eyes in bright golden rays of pure light at that moment.
"Hey you Takoyaki!" I shouted at the Demon Emperor, all of my anger slowly drowned out in my brand new blossoming of greed in my heart. "You lowlife octopus! Come here to your daddy and let me fix your disgusting-"
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