"You want to make me one JUST like it?" I asked in horror with my eyes bulging out slightly.
That dumbass actually believed that his golden mecha looked good, and was something that I would be attracted to.
Un-f***ing-believable.
"YES! I am a man of my word! Come be my trusted warrior, and once you've risen up in the ranks, you will receive this fabulous looking mecha! Amazing, right? And if you truly distinguished yourself in service to me, you might even receive a mothership!" Fake ass Black Dragon said grandly. "An entire mothership full of mechas, under your command!"
"A-a mothership?" I asked loudly.
"HAHAHAHA! Yes! A mothership just for you! How about it? Awed by my wealth, power and generosity yet?" Fugly Black Dragon boomed out in his fake ass deep voice.
"Just like the one which got destroyed by that strange monster?" I asked to clarify and to pour salt at his recent wounds.
