"First trial. Beast tide. Objective: Survive." Came a strange disembodied voice out of nowhere.
What else could I do?
I screamed.
"F*****************************CK!!!!!!" I screamed in horror at the sight of so many monsters charging out at me.
Half of my heart was coolly studying the way the monsters charged out of the portal and how they impacted the ground with their powerful clawed paws.
That particular half scoffed at the mere flesh and bone monsters, and was confident that they would pose no danger whatsoever to me and my mecha-grade physical enhancements.
However, the other hysterical half took in the frightful, frightful sight of thousands of long horned, three headed monsters charging out of nowhere towards me and being completely intent on killing me, and it went completely ballistic.
BA DUMP!!
BA DUMMPPP!!!!
BA DUMMPPPPPPP!!!!!