"BACON JUMPS OVER BUDDHA!" James shouted excitedly as he unleashed his dream-inspired killing move on me.
However, I had seen it once before, and knew exactly how to counter it.
I smashed my own blunted spear down on his and forced his spear to the ground!
"BACON SWEEPS THE FLOOR!" I shouted excitedly. "Ha! How do you like the ultimate killing move counter I made specially for you? Just so you know, YOU'RE the bacon!"
"ANGRY BUDDHA EATS BACON!!" James shouted as he pulled back his spear sharply and charged in close to me to deliver a powerful kick in one fluid move. "I'm the BUDDHA!"
"BUDDHAS DON'T EAT BACON DUMBASS!!" I laughed loudly at him as I jumped back lightly to reduce the damage I got from eating his kick.
Bam.
"BACON IN MY TUMMY!" I yelled as I gripped his foot and pulled him forward powerfully, causing him to lose balance.
"BUDDHA SKEWERS BACON!" James shouted as he went along with my pull and leapt forward with all of his strength.
BAM!!
