Hello! I'm Bob Ro-QueiterNoises, *ahem* and this is my second account. I have another story by QueitNoise if you wanna check that out as well but moving on.

This is my erotic fantasy novel. This is a warning, not a message because this is my first time writing erotica and writing in general basically since I have no experience in writing stories, other than my other story...

I write as a hobby so I am not really taking the WSA very seriously but thought it wouldn't be bad to still enter.

This is also a warning because I AM NOT LABELING MY CHAPTERS R-18

I repeat! I will NOT label my chapters R-18.

If you have a problem with it then don't read it. Why are you trying to read about people having sex in public anyways? Do you want people to see you pop a boner? Weird.

Not weird actually because nobody should care what kinks you have as long as it isn't illegal. That's why I will be putting a lot of kinks into my novel (legal of course). Whether you like them or not isn't my problem. You can skip over them if you want but you also risk losing information but not likely.

I have popped many-a-boners writing this myself so I hope you do too heh. If you like what you read, leave a comment, if you don't, also leave a comment and we can talk about how I can make this better.

If you wanna just start drama and complain you can kindly fuck off.

I don't care what you think of me and my writing since I am writing this for myself mostly. I welcome constructive criticism but not bashing.

Go bash your mother's ass if you wanna bash something...

Anyways hope you like this hopefully no-so-cliché novel and I will think about putting up an info page for characters and/or rankings when I feel it's needed. I have no schedule for updating because I have a life, but I will at least put out a chapter a week, but probably more than that.

I also don't have an editor or anything so if I miss something or the grammar/spelling is off, lmk in the comments.

Have fun fapping but please don't tell me that you are. Bye.

UPDATE: I have gotten lots of questions about certain kinks that they don't like so I will tell you now what kinks I personally don't like and won't be putting in my novel.

NO NTR! That shit is for bitches unless...

Cuckhold is fair game as long as he is the cucker, not cuckie. (Is that how you spell it? Cuckie?)

There may be some... grosser stuff... but I will make sure to leave warnings for those and make sure not to have important info for the story in those chaps.

Like I said somewhere in this book (too lazy to check) that I will not be dealing with illegal stuff, but sometimes, there are people out there, and on certain websites with 6 digit codes for their doujins, where there are things like r*pe fantasies and l*l*con stuff.

I may have those things in there but I will make it so that it is okay, and ride on that grey area. Like baba L*l*cons and "consensual r*pe" (is that even a thing?).

Anyways, I mean to say that the MC won't be forcing himself on girls, stealing wives, or any of that shit unless he is forced into a situation where it calls for it, or he isn't himself. I want this novel to go beyond just hot sex, I want to delve into what makes a man, woman, or anyone in between or out between and find what gets them hot and bothered.

I have done plenty of my own research as a connoisseur but I am only one man. I can't speak for everyone so if you ever have suggestions, lmk in comments or in reviews.

I'd also like to ask you all who are reading, to read the sexy stuff with an open mind. It may sound weird or make you feel disgusted at first, but give it a try. I'm not saying to beat your meat or anything to it, but don't write it off right away just because social norms dictate that it is wrong and all that.

I mostly say this cuz I have some... grosser kinks hehe.

Anyways, I have also decided that I may throw in bonus chapters randomly to break up the long instances of just story progression and those bonuses will be sex-related only, with no story progression but may be new minor character introductions.

P.s. None of the kinks mentioned here are set in stone yet for chapters. It may come, it may not. You'll just have to wait and see.

[Update #2]: another update on kinks. There is girl love in it. No BL though. The girl's in his harem might have sex with other women in and outside of his harem. Will they be more than just casual partners? That's up for grabs but it would stay within the harem if anything.

I just found it to be boring to only have MF sex all the time and I'm not a fan of BL... even though my sister is. She got mad at me for not including it when I told her about it. Not the sexual content though, that would be weird.

Speaking of BL and preferences, I have recently seen some comments about not liking certain kinks. That is fine, but let's not kink shame here. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes and when you comment about how awful a chapter was because I mentioned a certain kink, you are telling me, the author, that I'm awful.

So be careful what you say and be courteous to everyone, especially me since I can easily get rid of your comments and report you. Most of what I write are things I am okay with and have researched on my own time. If you don't like it, once again, don't read it.

I don't care about your own preferences.

Also the NTR questions are getting annoying so make sure to tell your fellow readers where to go to find out (HERE) since I won't be answering those questions anymore.