And thus ends Zach's narration of his history of hating simps.
But I still have this burning question.
"So how's Jerome nowadays?"
Zach facetiously answers, "Oh, him? After he was fired, he established his own pornographic film company just to make movies which starred a dead-ringer of the actress he still simps. And one of those movies is a parody of an already famous video game, which prompted the original IP holder to buy the film six months after its release so that it could never be distributed again under their watch.
"And do you want to know something about that particular parody film, where he served as the director and one of the lead actors? Yeah, he had a stroke on set… and survives to this day."
Yeesh. Who knew simping can make one overcome debilitating diseases?
So, another day at the bar ends.
I hope Zach does something about those simps.
