A bearded, 5"11ft tall man of large stature, who's body type is in-between obese and muscular is seen strolling about a Hill located near a river. "It's quite the beautiful day" says Jack as he walks around, enjoying nature and the cool breeze gently tussling his shoulder length hair. He suddenly stops, noticing what appears to be an abandoned fishing shack and outhouse at the foot of the hill, overlooking the rapid river waters. Feeling curious and a little adventurous, Jack decides to head down and check it out. As he takes his first step down he somehow manages to trip over his own feet, and is now stuck rolling down the steep hillside while screaming obscenities. Jack suddenly crashes into the open outhouse, the force and momentum of his large, heavy body send both him and the outhouse into the river. As the rapid waters sweeps them along, Jack's screams of rage only get louder. Suddenly, the river sends Jack who's trapped in the outhouse flying over a 100ft waterfall. The angry screams reach their peak right before suddenly stopping at the sound of the outhouse shattering against a large Tree.
[BLRRRPPP]
"AAAAAAAAAHHH" screams Jack in rage and confusion at being woken up by the loudest fart he's ever heard. While clutching his rapidly beating heart in panick, Jack looks around and sees nothing but trees all around him. Not seeing the cause of the brain rattling fart, he starts feeling confused. [BLRRP] "whaat?! it's in my head!!!" yells Jack
[BLRP] [Host has been bound to the Porcelain Throne system] [System recommends host open the tutorial to familiarize himself with all system functions. Host can operate the system with his mind. Think *open tutorial*, to open tutorial] Jack laid there for a minute, processing the absurdity of everything before finally starting the tutorial. After spending an hour going through the whole tutorial Jack started changing the system settings to his preferences, starting with the notification sounds. [ NOTIFICATION SOUND SELECTION
Thunderous Fart✔️, Reverb Fart, Gentle Fart, Wet Fart, Plunger, Flush, Air Freshener]. As he looked at the few sound options he couldn't decide if he was angry or just numb, but he knew he could only choose the lesser evil
[Air Freshener selected]. Jack then checked his status.
[Status
Level 0
Free Stat points 0
STATS
Body: 5
Mind: 5
Energy: 5
Energy Value: 50
ACTIVE SKILLS
Craft
Fusion
PASSIVE SKILLS
Gathering efficiency
Craftsmanship
Energy Efficiency
Cooking
Black Smithing
Survival].
Now all Jack had left was to open the newbie gift pack. [Host has opened the newbie gift pack and received 150 bottles of water, 100 military rations, steel woodaxe, steel pickaxe, steel shovel, craft hammer, iron short sword, wooden shield, self cleaning clothes, boots and armor, basic crafting, smithing, survival, and cooking knowledge]. Jack equipped everything and started gathering resources to build himself shelter, stuffing countless rocks, stones, plant fibers, sticks and logs into his inventory. By mid-day Jack had collected quite a lot of materials that he then started crafting, fusing and vice versa to increase their quality for further crafting. at the end of all the crafting and fusing he only had 2 Energy Value left. he decided to take a break and eat some military rations and drink some water. An hour later and his Energy Value was completely refilled. Jack began working on the foundation of his home, digging out a considerable amount of ground for the basement/cellar while storing all the soil into his inventory. Two hours later and all of the necessary clay, wood, and stone was laid and then set with the Craft skill. At this point in time, Jack noticed that evening was approaching, so he quickly crafted many pole torches and placed them all around the clearing he made around the construction site earlier that day when gathering resources. Once he was done lighting up the area, he got back to finishing up the basement and foundation so he can begin working on the ground floor. Slowly but surely as morning aproached, Jack had finished building his home. As the early morning sun rose in the sky, he took a much needed break as he ate some more rations and washed it down with water. Now he just needed to craft everything he needs to furnish his home and find a water source so he can have indoor plumbing. After another two hour rest, Jack began crafting a furnishing his home. Soon mid-day aproached and he was finally done. All he has to do now is find a water source. First he crafts a compass, then decides to head north. To his surprise he found a river not too far away from his newly built home. By evening of the second day, after laying piping and filling ditches, he ate some dinner and sat on his toilet using it for the first time. [psshh]
[Hidden Task complete: build a home in this new world. Rewards: +1 level, 5 free stat points, weapons and armor upgraded to steel, clothes and boots are more comfortable, pantry and cellar fully stocked, dressers filled with new clothes, windows fitted with glass panes.] Jack was surprised that there are hidden tasks. He's absolutely thrilled at the rewards since they are exactly what he needs for his home. There unfortunately isn't any adequate material for crafting glass by the river so he would have had to explore a lot just to find some. Jack decides to check his status and alot his free stat points.
[STATUS
Level 1
Free Stat points 0
STATS
Body: 10
Mind: 10
Energy: 15
Energy Value: 150]
Jack decides to pump all five free stat points into energy so he wouldn't have to take as many breaks while crafting and fusing. Although he doesn't have hot water, he still took a much needed bath and changed into some sleep wear, then went upstairs and called it a night. The sun rises on this beautiful morning searing through Jack's eyelids, making him wake up with a groan. After getting dressed, using the bathroom, and equipping his armor and equipment, Jack heads downstairs and starts making a stew in the kitchen with the vegetables, dried herbs, and meat rewarded to him the night before. After an hour breakfast was ready, so Jack took a bowl and filled it up before heading to the kitchen table to eat. After finishing his breakfast, he takes the cast iron cauldron off the fire and makes sure to cover it. After all, it's also his lunch and dinner. He decides to go gathering a lot of resources again since he wants to create some farmland, craft a large shed to store tools and equipment, and create a wall around everything for security. He only stops for lunch and a bathroom break before heading back out to gather more, only returning as the sun begins to set. After dinner and a cold bath he calls it a night and hits the hay. He repeats the previous day and decides to create the shed, tools, and farmland the day after. Three days later and everything but the wall is taken care of, so he begins digging out a foundation for the wall. It's been four days and the wall is almost finished. All Jack has to do is attach fixtures at the top at evenly spaced intervals for torches. [Hidden Task complete: Make a Fortified Homestead in this new world.
Rewards:
Level +1 free stat points 5
intermediate knowledge of all previously obtained knowledge. intermediate farming, wall defense, swordsmanship, and generalized combat knowledge. fruit, vegetable, herb, and grain seeds. infinitely durable training dummy, heavy unbreakable practice weapons, various weights and training equipment.]
Jack allotted his free stat points into energy once more.
He begins planting everything in his farm managing to finish before nightfall. he decides to begin training his swordsmanship training in the morning. Two weeks later and Jack has fully absorbed his swordsmanship knowledge and developed the muscle memory accordingly.