Natsu woke up earlier than usual as he was in a good mood. He felt like if he had asked lucy to be his girlfriend and she said yes!
Lucy left a note already on the kitchen table with breakfast for him and the kids who were still asleep.
'I'm going to the guild today to finish my mission this week I had going on to clear up my schedule for our date..
love,
Lucy Heartifilia~'
*natsu felt a tingle of goosebumps on his back as he read Lucy's old maiden name..*
'Ohhhhh man, how long has it been we haven't gone on a date… I bet she thinks she's 18 again… pshhh so cute..~'
Natsu felt so happy he didn't care if he woke the kids up now. He screamed with all his lungs a big 'YAAAAHOOOOOOOO'
In his house as he also jumped with joy! The kids came rushing down, Nashi tripped as she slid under Liddan knocking them both to slide down the stairs.
"Ow~ daddy? What is happening?"
*Liddan asked as he got hurt a bit from the back of his elbow.*
"Why did you scream daddy??"
*Nashi didn't care for pain as she was more curious about why her dad sounded so happy?*
"Well guess what guys! I'm not your daddy this week! I will be Natus Dragneel from 18 years ago!"
*natsu stood in a super man stance as he put his hands around his hips.*
"Pfft! Daddy was fat???"
*Nashi began to tease her daddy as she knew he wasn't fat, but his extra weight made him more bulky and his abs had faded from it.*
"IM NOT FAT!!! Right Liddan?"
*natsu worried now, he asked the only other male in the house about his body image. Liddan only shrugged as you know, he doesn't talk much..*
"Huh?… maybe daddy needs to get back in shape for his date this Sunday?"
At the word 'date' he had both kids shocked as they didn't believe his declaration of being a single man.. but him now mentioning a date made it more believable and suspicious.
"Daddy, your going to cheat on mommy?!"
*Nashi asked as her father smacked her head gently as he was offended by her comment!*
"WHA- IM NOT GOING TO CHEAT ON YOUR MOTHER!!! ILL NEVER CHEAT EVEN IF I WOULD DIE!!
… I asked your mommy on a date last night… and she said yes.."
*natsu fixed his composure from his offended stance to his serious and blushing one.. Nashi only widened her eyes as she remembered her fathers 'true' story on how babies were made.. it invoked taking the girl you like on a date first then, you have to impress her, and finally she has to touch the guys heart to make a baby only if they truly love each other .. it will happen.*
"THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR DADDY!!?? Liddan hurry let's go change upstairs and help daddy lose his belly fat!!"
*nashi ran up stairs as she dragged Liddan with her, behind her stood a dumbfounded natsu as he thought back*
'I'm not fat… right?.."
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-At the guild-
Lucy was a nervous wreck, how in the hell was she supposed to get ready in less than 5 days for a date.
She hasn't shaved down their in a while, her legs where smooth but she can tell her thighs were a bit thicker then before, her boobs where still pretty big but she felt self conscious about the way they would hang without a bra… and what would she wear??!?
She only had no choice but to call forth the team of experts. After she finished her rather easy mission early in the morning she stopped by the guild as she came twords mira.
"Psst, mira"
"Yes lucy? How can I help you?"
"Mira… I need help… natsu asked me on a date this weekend.."
Mira's sweet face turned that of a serious Jotaro as she leaned into lucy and blocked her lips with her finger.
"Say no more my child…"
*mira closed the bar, locked up all the alcohol, and sent a message via pigeon style saying ..
'code: beast in the sheets, repeat, beast in the sheets.. meet at fairy hills at once! Leave your children and husbands this is a emergency!'
With that mira smiled at lucy as she turned into her demon form and gave lucy a lift twords fairy hills where she still lived.
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"So whose getting laid??"
*cana asked as she got the memo and drank her little bottle of alcohol as she waited for the 'bride to be'*
"It's lucy, she said natsu asked her out on a date this weekend.. and we all know what's gonna happen at the end of it.."
*mira wiggled her eyebrows as her and cana laughed in the typical villian laugh, Ho Ho Ho Ho 🤟*
"Look! It won't end like that! What if he's just going to genuinely taking me on a date?"
*lucy defended natsu as she didn't want to admit the conversation they had last night.*
"If he doesn't get you laid, then he's a idiot for not doing so.. after today we will start you on a diet that will burn any loose fat right off you less then 3 days! The next 2 you will soak in a rose bath until you stink of roses! And finally on D day, we will take care of your make up clothes and lingerie~"
*mira explained to lucy as the door to fairy hills opened up with levy, lisanna, juvia, wendy, and surprisingly Erza too.*
"Okay ladies bow that your here! I want to keep the explanation short and sweet~
Lucy here got asked on a date by no other, drum roll*
Natsu Dragneel!
So… what does it mean when your husband asks you on a date? Does anyone want to explain to lucy?"
*mira asked as levy raised her hand*
"Yes?"
"It means they want to visit old memory lane?"
"No! It means they want to fall back in love with the woman they love! Now.. our goal is to get lucy in fit, pretty, and sexy like never before!!! Let's knock off Lucy's husband off his chair.."
*mira stood on a chair nearby as she yelled out*
"WHOSE WITH ME!"
"AYY!!"
Lucy only felt fear as she saw all daggers eyes land on her… she was in danger…