This sunny day I slept on the floor looking at the beautiful ceiling filled with lizards and a baboons, sorry I mean humans sleeping on me.
That's right, it's Camilla, my wife, a giant woman with endless energy.
You know how many rounds we fought. 49 rounds. Those 49 rounds were still dominated by me. What? You think it was comfortable? Not at all. How long did we play, two whole days,
After giving her the gift the day before yesterday, she always came back and got up, and so did I.
We've tried all over the place.
couch, check!
bathroom, check!
kitchen, check!
in front of the glass balcony, check!
on the balcony, check!
We have explored the entire apartment in various styles.
Who is the one who squirts more, of course Camilla. Even this apartment is filled with the smell of her liquid, God I have to clean this place. again.
I admit it's also fun to serve a woman like this. If I'm not strong, maybe she'll force me to continue serving her.
Try to imagine, I'm already flaccid, and she forces me to get an erection again, God I'm afraid it won't be sperm but my own blood.
I'm trembling at the thought. I'm even afraid of this woman becoming a sex-crazed psychopath. I'm getting chills down my spine. You think it's fun, try it yourself. If you survive I'll try your way of life, if you die maybe I'll visit your grave.
Speaking of women, I seem to be starting to accept her existence, my paranoia towards her may be almost completely gone. I don't know, just accept it.
I have to clean up all this stuff. System I wish you'd help me out at a time like this.
[Your wish has been granted. Your apartment is cleaned as before]
Like I was hit by lightning, I reflexively closed my eyes. Then I opened them slowly. Miraculously, my entire apartment was as clean as if it had been built for the first time. I even saw my reflection on the floor. It was shiny 10/10.
I got up to lift Camilla to my bed, and all the doors were back, thank goodness. She hugged me as soon as I started carrying her.
Ready to lift her body, my legs are shaking and I'm struggling to lift Camilla's body, damn it looks like I have to exercise my legs again, I'm shaking to carry Camilla, after placing and closing Camilla.
"Raylo don't leave me here" she mumbled, I just chuckled beside her, her face was so cute I immediately took a picture of her. my collection might be 4 now. I took my necklace and rubbed it lightly.
"Rithya dear, your father played with your new mother for too long, let's live together with her" I took new clothes from my closet and went to take a shower then cook for us.
After taking a shower I cooked a meal that boosts energy. after a long time cooking, I opened the lid of the pot, the fragrant smell spread throughout the apartment.
I served the food on the table as I cleaned up the cooking utensils and returned to the table I saw her walking to the dining table with wobbly legs. I just rubbed my forehead and helped her sit on the chair.
I fed her the food gently, and after giving it to her, I ate my share. We ate in silence without talking, I ate deliciously, while she went back to sleep on this dining table.
I tidied up the dining table and rearranged all the tableware. I carried her back to my room and covered her with a blanket.
"Stay here" she pulled my arm, I tried to pull back but she kept forcing me. I gave up and sat next to her, she hugged my stomach.
"What do you want" I stroked her hand, she pulled me to sleep together. she then snuggled into my chest. I hugged her tightly out of excitement.
"I want you to come with me to the big city, we will live there happily after our marriage, I want you to listen to me this time, I don't want you to leave again, I'm afraid you will get hurt again then, I'm afraid, I'm afraid once you really leave in this world" she hugged me tighter and I just pet her.
"I only have $25,000,000 right now, I might buy a luxury villa for us" She was surprised and looked at me then held my face.
"Let's get married tomorrow, I'll tell dad. I'll prepare everything" she hugged me back and wanted to kiss me, of course I accepted her invitation.
We kissed passionately this time, after removing her kiss, she ran to the bathroom and cleaned herself up. I went to the living room to tell my friends, of course Richard & Louis. I invited them to eat at the restaurant.
After telling them, Camilla came out of the bathroom, I asked her permission to go out for a while, she didn't want me to go out at first because she was afraid I would run away again. I just gave her a kiss, I will be back before night.
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I met Richard & Louis they were still wearing their police uniforms, although now off duty, they were still professional.
Richard is missing his right eye while Louis wears a plate on his shoulder.
They were partying because they made it to captain and were assigned to a big city, it just so happened to be the city where Camilla and I were going to live, good thing we were destined to be friends.
I partied with these two, and told them I was getting married tomorrow, and wanted them to be my bridesmaids. they agreed.
We partied hard until midnight. Am I drunk? Of course not. But I smell a lot of alcohol, I've sobered Richard & Louis up from their hangover. I took my leave and they took their leave too.
Arriving at my apartment, I opened the door and entered my apartment, after locking the door, I went to the kitchen to fill the stomach, after cooking I went to the dining table and started eating.
Why is it so quiet, I might feel that Camilla is already asleep. I casually ate and after eating I went to take a hot shower in the bathroom. It was so refreshing.
I turned off all the electronics in the living room and bathroom, I entered my room, I saw it was empty. There was no one. Maybe Camilla went to her father's house.
I jumped on my bed and looked at the ceiling, I yawned for a long time and I felt like my mouth couldn't be closed.
Wait a minute, why does it feel like something is in my mouth, I opened my eyes, I saw that my shotgun had been inserted by someone I didn't expect at all.
Camilla
Camilla put the shotgun in my mouth and smiled widely.
"I'll be back before nightfall, let's see now, it's the middle of the night. I wonder where my husband went. I smell alcohol on him, maybe he found another prostitute on the edge of town." She started loading bullets into my gun.
I can finally be killed by my gun, hooray. Quickly my wife pulls the trigger.
"Any last words?" She started to stab the gun deeper, Oy woman, I'm choking here.
I cough even though my mouth is swallowing this shotgun. I look at her impatiently.
"Gwo fwucwk ywouwrswelf" I folded my hands over my head to wait for execution. and closed my eyes.
1 minute
2 minutes
3 minutes
15 minutes
Why don't you pull the trigger, I'm waiting, lady I'm waiting for you. Come on shoot me.
I tapped my finger on my head waiting for the execution, why is it taking so long?
"Hwave yowu fworgwottwen how two shwoot" she pulled the trigger, I immediately took a breath.
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she was legit, shot me but not a bullet but a liquid, I vomited, literally vomited.
It feels like you're eating your own shit, damn I puked so hard in the room. she laughed at the sight of me. I ran to spit out everything in my stomach. damn, damn woman, I'll get you. watch out. just you wait. I'll get you so humiliated that you can't go out in the world anymore. just you wait.
Puke again, damn it.
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wedding day
All the people I invited came including Mr. Edbert's big family and his staff sitting in a big church.
I walked with Camilla's aunt along with Richard and Louis, everyone looked at me strangely because I covered my entire face with bandages, even my eyes I covered with sunglasses, and I bent my body slightly to look shorter than normal people in this country. after I arrived at the altar Mr. Edbert came carrying Camilla, I admit that her dress was very elegant and beautiful, her aura of beauty radiated so much that I was at a loss for words, while walking to the aisle Mr. Edbert looked at me in surprise and Camilla looked at me strangely. when we both looked at each other, she was confused and clenched her hands tightly then whispered to her father. her father nodded and returned to his seat.
The priest welcomed us all and thanked everyone for coming to witness our union.
"Mr. Raylo was just a commoner, but when he started working as Mrs. Camilla's servant, and that's when their love grew" I heard the brief story of our relationship, I scoffed inwardly.
"Marriage is where we connect a bond whether it's from differences or similarities to form a definite union" good words from you old man, speed it up a bit I'm tired of this constant bowing.
"If there is a message from everyone present here, I'd like to ask for it" I raised my hand, the priest looked at me and nodded, then I said my message in a very hoarse voice like a sick person.
"Camilla, our relationship from the beginning was just teasing each other and what happened, fate brought us this holy place, I am grateful to be married to you" I bowed to Camilla, she just looked at me softly. I wanted to vomit, it's true I didn't lie, then I wished for the system to make my physique perfect, my looks charming, my voice melodious and my eyes beautiful.
[Your wish has been granted, your body has been reshaped like a god's body]
[Your wish has been granted, your looks have been beautified like an angel's]
[Your wish has been granted, Your voice has been made more melodious]
[Your wish has been granted, Your eyes have been enhanced and beautified]
I knew it, this marriage must have been destined, otherwise it would be dangerous, it could be chaotic later.
I straightened my body now that I was taller than Camilla, I was 187 and Camilla was 180, I laughed contentedly in my heart, I took off my glasses and put them in my shirt pocket, I took off my bandages slowly, and showed my charming appearance and my silver gray faux hawk hair, then I took a breath and opened my eyes.
"I'm so grateful to be married to you, Camilla" my voice was beautiful and echoed throughout the church, everyone here made no sound at all. it was like looking at a divine masterpiece in front of them. I looked at Camilla with a small smile, she bowed her head in shame or fascination, I don't care. because I have one goal and one mission here.
Silence, really silence. there is no sound at all heard in this church, I sighed.
"Mr. Pastor, please continue the ceremony" I looked at the pastor and back at Camilla who was still looking down.
" Ahem, Mr. Raylo Nevan, do you accept Mrs. Camilla Fay as your wife in sickness and in health until death takes her" I looked at my wife with love.
"I do" Camilla looked at me with a look of tears.
"Mrs. Camilla Fay, do you accept Mr. Raylo Nevan as your husband in sickness and in health until death takes him" she looked into my eyes with love and embarrassment, ah baby you are so cute.
"I do" I smiled widely at her opinion, what a woman.
"Please say your vows" the priest allowed us to say our vows.
"I, Raylo Nevan vow to care for, love, serve, and protect my wife until the blood on my body runs out" I smiled widely at my declaration, while Camilla trembled hearing it.
"I, Camilla Fay do solemnly swear to accompany my husband in his sorrows, troubles, and miseries until my time is over" I was quite touched by her vow, I will tease her tomorrow if she breaks her vow. I smiled wickedly, oops not yet.
next ring exchange session, I gave the code to the boys. they gave me a small white box, then I opened it.
It's a ring with diamonds inside and small gems of seven colors, beautiful in shape, and very charming.
Camilla gave me a very dark black gem ring, I didn't mind it.
I started to put the ring on her ring finger.
"This is one of the priceless items from me to you, my wife" I put the ring on her finger then she also put the ring on my ring finger.
"This ring has the same color as your necklace, as proof that we will always be by your side" she smiled, we? oh she seems to want to be like Rithya, always by my side wherever I am. and the color is also the same as Rithya's necklace although there is no pattern.
"Please kiss your partner" the priest allowed us to kiss. Time for action.
When we started kissing I quickly put my hand between our lips, Camilla looked at me in disbelief, even the whole church was gawking.
"Naughty hands, why are you interrupting my holy event, perhaps you are jealous" I chuckled and tapped my right hand, Camilla looked at me with anger and immediately hit me, I held her back and locked her hands together.
"If you want to do this, just do it at home, okay dear" I winked at her, and Camilla was even more angry and gripped my hand tightly. Mr. Edbert saw our behavior with a shake of his head, while Richard & Louis laughed violently, but then they stopped after Camilla glared at them.
"Don't be angry my wife, let's do the union ceremony" I hummed so melodiously that many small birds flew into the church and whistled along to the rhythm of my humming, then two birds brought a crown of lilies to Camilla and a crown of common leaves to me.
Everyone was amazed to see this, it might look like a fairy tale especially when Camilla saw this and gripped my hand even more, like I needed to explain a lot at home. Mr. Edbert saw and celebrated this with laughter and clapping.
"Priest please bless us" I bowed my body and also Camilla to ask for a blessing from the priest.
"I bless you both" he raised his hands and after blessing us, we both walked out of the church and were greeted by many people. many people approached Camilla while I did not because many people did not dare to approach me, or maybe it was just my feelings.
I walked towards the duo and chatted with them, they laughed at what I did inside, I just replied lightly with laughter. After that Richard's girlfriend called him for a group photo.
Camilla seemed to want to throw a bouquet of flowers, I wished for the system to drop the bouquet right on Richard.
[Your wish has been granted, the bouquet will fall right into Richard's hands].
I immediately smiled big and told Louis.
"Louis, Louis look at this, you'll be satisfied to see this" I pointed at richard, then Camilla threw the flowers too high and it landed right on Richard's photo session.
The result of the photo was Richard holding the flowers and holding his girlfriend. and Richard's face was pale to see the bouquet of flowers falling right in his hands, while Richard's girlfriend was embarrassed until her face turned red and hugged Richard to cover her embarrassment.
Louis and I laughed so hard at Richard's condition. Louis even sprayed his drink
"Richard is getting married, Richard is getting married, Richard is getting married" Me and Louis pointed at Richard and made fun of him until we were satisfied.
"You piece of shit" Richard chased after us, and we just laughed and ran around in circles.
Richard's girlfriend was so embarrassed by her lover's behavior that she covered her face with her hands, Camilla and Louis' girlfriend came over and hugged her.
They saw us wrestling on the ground, as Richard locked us together. The three of us laughed together at our silliness, while our partners were embarrassed beyond belief.
This wedding day is definitely one to remember forever.
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When I arrived at the apartment I took off all my wedding clothes and took a shower then changed my clothes and slid into bed and slept.
I miss the warmth of this mattress as I enjoy my bed, I didn't realize that Camilla entered my room and I only realized when she locked the door.
I got up and saw her furious expression, it looks like there will be another execution this time, how many times has it been. ah right the third time.
"I need a lot of explanation from you, husband" she cracked her knuckles and approached me slowly.
"Mmmm.....Mommy" I reflexively shielded my head
And that's how I was executed right on the day after my own wedding.
Ahhh what a good time