"Stupid god! Why are you here?!" Bellazibub roared at me, leaning down to get in my face. Thankfully, she was just an image, or I would have had to smell hot ape breath. Her own breath and kiss were like kissing a dragon right before she was about to breathe fire. Saved a village one time with that trick!
"Vacation...designed to ruin your day, though more than likely it will be you trying to ruin mine," I pointed out. "I know about these things; you can't just show up and take over a village like this without someone poking their head in or something."
