AT HOME.... SORRY AT PETER'S PLACE
Peter: Grams? , where's breakfast? I'll be off to school in the next 5 minutes.
Mrs Clark: I've warned you about asking silly questions Peter.
Peter: I'm sorry.
Alex: what's with the backpack on a Saturday morning?
Peter: it's Wednesday and I'm heading to school that's what's with the backpack.
Alex: it's totally a Saturday (Amilia comes downstairs) hey Amilia what's today?
Amilia: Wednesday, why you ask?
Alex: (checks he's phone) oh my God, it is a Wednesday.
Peter: (with a mocking voice) it is a Wednesday. oh I'm sorry is it? Cause apparently if only someone had told you that earlier, (sounds angry) don't believe your brother from another mother believe your girlfriend, don't believe your brosive of the mosive believe your girlfriend, don't believe your forever ending sisters best friend believe your girlfriend, you know I don't think anyone has ever told you this before but dating my cousin is kinda weird and also best friending your sister is also kinda weird so I guess we're on the same page, no we're not, no it's not.
Alex: ....
Peter: (calms down) shut up, you're weird. Well anyway, I heard it's a Wednesday and this guy's gonna go join the school team.
Amilia: seriously, who hooked you up?
Peter: there's this guy Mel, he helped me talk to the coach to let me go for tryouts.
Alex: woah woah woah, slow down buddy Mel's a dangerous guy he's one of those top "Dawgs" at school (collects Peter's sandwich and takes a bite).
Me: oh you mean Mel? that Mel? oh boy I heard that at home he leaves the empty peanut butter jar in the cupboard and also drinks milk straight out the carton and at school he would puts gum underneath the cafeteria tables and he usually leaves his locker (whispers) unattended. Wow yeah totally badass.
Alex: don't listen to Tims, that guy is super dangerous.
Peter: yeah sure he is, news flash all seniors are dangerous now , wait aren't you supposed to be taking a bath or something.
Alex: me? I don't need soap and water to make myself look neat or clean or handsome or....
Amilia: (interrupt) Alex babe, yes you do need soap and water to be all those things, and Peter you can't be hanging around with Mel.
Peter: (talking sarcastically) I know, I know, I'm gonna keep a distance from him.
Amilia: promise me.
Peter: yeah, yeah, yeah hey Tims you ready?
Me: if you mean like ages ago, yeah (bases voice) let's bounce.
AT SCHOOL
Angela: (to Alex) oh my gosh bro I think you stink. (" reek is the expression")
Alex: yeah so what? It's my stink.
Angela: dude did you like take a shower this morning.
Alex: (in is thoughts) {should I tell her what I told Peter? }
Angela: look homie, are you actually gonna answer me.
Alex: I did, of course, what or duh who do you think I am?
Angela: like seriously Amigo, some guy who stinks uh (walks away)
Peter: ( runs to Alex) I got in the school team (" I was looking for Tims and I found him instead")
Alex: that's suberb.
Peter: I know, now I got a cool jacket and amazing attention.
Alex: what?
Peter: people actually recognize me now, I'm totally no longer invisible.
Mel: (walks to Peter) hey PT the gang wants to hang, you coming?
Peter: yeah sure, see ya Alex.
Alex: gang wants to hang and they gave him a sweet nickname, oh no.
Mel: hey PT, since you're part of the gang now, here you go (hands him a jacket)
Peter: wow, this has your name on it DAWGS huh not bad.
Mel: I know, come on let's head out to the cafeteria, the gang needs to see it's newest member.
Alex: (to Peter) you told Amilia you'll keep a distance.
Peter: and that's what I'm doing.
Alex: oh yeah, and you're doing that with them at the cafeteria right?
Peter: see, now you get it.
Alex: oh yeah I get you all right, and I'm not gonna let you rote your life at an early age.
Peter: uh what? You're not my dad, and besides just because he's older then me doesn't mean he's a bad guy.
Alex: oh yes I am, and I'm putting down the foot.
Peter: what!
Alex: sorry I was in character, now back to my point.
Peter: proven but I ain't listening, see ya (walks away)
(Later in the hall)
Me: (talking to Peter) it was insane and then...
Bella: (interrupts) to all of you who like likes parties, well I'm like throwing like my own party, so like you all are like totes invited.
Me: so when is it?
Bella: like tonight
Me: we'll be there except I'm staying with Mrs claaaaaaaa.... Stupid (hitting my palm against my head) stupid stupid stupid (about to hit my head on a wall) na, it ain't worth it, stupid (stops to realize something) wait isn't that the wrong expression?
Peter: yeah, you're ment to use the cry away one.
Me: oh ye (starts wining) why why why, oh why, wait how are you going to the party? Ooh you're gonna sneak out.
Peter: of course not, I just don't go back home from school until the party is over, trust me she'll never know, she's like 80 or something.
Me: 80? (SMH) I mean I didn't expect this to be so easy, I expected the next 3 pages of my life to be about how I'm going to go to the party.
Peter: it was easy, why are you so sad?
Me: why am I so sad? because I don't have a mission any more.