( the next morning, in the kitchen)
Alex: so what are we having?
Peter: what you're having is tina and noodles, but what i'm having is pizza.
Alex: for breakfast?, you'll rott your insides.
Peter: well you are right, i'll have a toast sandwitch.
Me: (talking to amilia) i'll have a fruit salad with a slice of tomato at the side i like making my food look classy.
Me and Peter: come on chop chop get to work.
Amelia: Tims, we've resulved this, your plan didn't work because of Peter.
Mrs clark : (comes into the kitchen) please do tell and enlighten me on the topic you all debate on before my arrival.
Peter: nothing ma'am, Alex was just helping me to...
Alex: do exactly, nothing.
Me: Amelia is making me.....
Amelia: (interrpted) set the table.
Me: don't push your luck sweetie i'm the one with the oh.. Sorry not my house.
Mrs Clark: may someone proceed to explain
Alex: back at home we hand out a brush to who ever is talking
Mrs clark: well in that case, it would be really rude of me not to inform you that around here we use a spoon (beating a spoon on her palm)
Me: em, wow thats a big spoon.
Mrs Clark: indubitably,i mean how else will i spank and straight up rotten fowl children ("including the grandkids")
Me: ( in Amelia's room) I'm calling it off
Amelia: it was never on, your plan never worked remember.
Me: of course I am, I don't want to be beaten, did you see the size of that spoon.
Amelia: wow, you actually interpreted this conversation so differently.
Me: I mean just imagine the pain if she found out I was using you, ouch, I'm feeling it already.
Amelia: the only pain you will be feeling is on your back side, cause you are about to sit on my needles.
Alex: (in Peter's reem) so you remembered the type of granny you had?
Peter: uhnun
Alex: well this is boring.
Peter: uhnun
Alex: so what do you do in your spare time.
Peter: i come to meet Tims.
Alex: speaking of Tims i wonder how shes coping with Amelia.
Me: (in Amelia's rome) why do you have all this staff any way.
Amelia: oh, they are for my U-tube channel
Me: No way, you own sparkle it up?
Amelia: oh yeah, you watch my videos ?
Me: yeah I'm one of your views and also one of those who dislike your videos and also the one who comments "lame video I've seen better make up done on dogs before" the crying laughter emoji, about 5 of them.
Amilia: why?
Me: cause typing in a bad comment is better than reading the good ones.
Amelia: you know? sometimes I really wonder if you actually human, you know? and besides I've got a million subscribers who beg to differ.
Me: yeah yeah heard that story a billion times, Anyway can I make my own U-tube channel too?
Amelia: of cause, you just need to find your passion.
Me: well that should be easy.
Amelia: look Tims, not quit, passion isn't just something you can pull out of a hat, you have to thi... what are you doing?
Me: writting down passions on strips of paper, sticking em in a hat to pull out one (puting my hand in the hat) oh my passion is music.
Amelia: music? Can you sing?
Me: not quite, but there is more to music than singing.
Amelia: you need help.
Me: you're right (imagining){oh big one from above help me, Voice: I can't I'm just a poor old man, Me: no you're not you're the big one, Voice: no look down here I'm just an old man you got the big one on low volume}
Me: I got to find the remote.
Amelia: what's wrong with you?
Me: sorry, it's in my head.
Amelia: I wonder what goes on in there?
Me: you'll never know, cause only great minds think alike.
Amelia: oh yeah, you're right, that's why you'll never think like me.
Me: no way that was my insult, no that was your insult?
Amelia: anyway it goes all I know is that I gave a sick combat, wow (doing the hockey pocket) choc ching, you hear that Tims I just got one point.
Me: oh so I see we're playing the point game?
Amilia: oh yes we are.
Me: hold on I'm thinking of something.
Amelia: keep thinking not like you ever bring something up, I got to go make an homlette, I have a desi...(turns slowly at me) no no no.
Me: (smiling) what an eggcellent idea, it's almost like I eggspected it, you know what, I'll come with you, I'm an eggsperct at making eggsqusit homlette,wow (doing the floss) 4 points in a row, no way, someone put me out (running around the room) I'm too much, put me out I'm on fire, I need an eggstinguisher, wow! one more point (runs out of the room shouting) which makes 5 points!!
Amelia: showing off, with egg puns, from MY homlette, ("everyone knows she just got lucky, those were my points to begin with")Ó╭╮Ò I'm not in the mood anymore, gonna go grab me some milk or something.
Me: (shouting) you better moove to the kitchen for that , wow! 6 points.
Amelia: (shouting) stop making puns out of MY food.
Me: (comes back to the room) that's too much, I got to FREEZE myself up, get it, cause the fridge is cold, and I'm on fi....you know what?, I think I'm very much chilled with 6 points.
(ON THE DINNING ROOM)
Mrs Clark: (correcting Alex) elbows off the table, sit up right, head straight, pinky off mug, chest out properly. You are most definitely appearing like a boy without manners, at least sit up straight
Me: (whispering) on the other hand it doesn't look like you came From a castle either.
Mrs Clark: what was that my dear?
Me: oh, I said the food is exquisite, thank you ma'am.
Mrs Clark: on like your sister who has great manners like me, like a princess.
Me: (whispering) if you're a princess then pass, must be rough.
Mrs Clark: saying something my dear?
Me: oh, of course not, I was just about to excuse myself from this room madam, and also thank you for the fantastique dîner que tu as placé avant moi. ("what did I say? to be honest I'm not sure, it's literally the only line I picked up from french class, actually it's it and that name thing")
Mrs Clark: oh my, you speak french
Me: come on, I could have sworn you've heard me say a few things before.
Mrs Clark: I could have, maybe it just skipped my mind?
Me: indubitably madam, we do forget things sometimes expecialy when knowledge just keeps on bursting out from people like us.
Mrs Clark: exactly child, exactly
Me and Mrs Clark: (laughing) ha ha ha ooh good times.
(I was upstairs then Amelia walks in)
Amelia: okey spill it, what are you up to?
Me: me? nothing.
Amelia: nothing? you're telling me nothing? with the good manners?
Me: (interrupts) great manners.
Amelia: the accent?
Me: (interrupts) wise accent.
Amelia: and that laughter, that clearly means you're up to something.
Me: i said it before and am gonna say it again i am not up to anything ("It's not like i'm gonna tell her, that I want to be good as possible so if i mess up Mis clark will properbly blame it on another person or let it slide")
Amelia: come on tell me, i promise i would not use it against you
Me: oh i know cause there is no way you can use it against me, I'm just doing this to you, so ill watch you die slowly has the suspense kills.
Amelia: what ever you're hiding, I don't want to know that much.
Me: oh we'll see.
(After a short montage of me being good to Mrs Clark)
Me: (sitting down, looking at Amilia while breaking sticks)
Amilia: what are you doing?
Me: oh nothing, just watching and waiting, for you to, you know? crack.
Amilia: well good luck cause you'll be waiting forever.
Me: oh will I?
Amilia: oh will you yes.
Me: you sure?
Amilia: pretty sure girl.
Me: na, I'm pretty sure it's not.
Amelia: what's not?
Me: that was not English
Amelia: what do you know about English?
Me: any second now.
Amelia: till you give up, cause you know I ain't gonna.
Me: crack? Oh you will, soon.
Amelia: the only thing coming soon is you quiting, then getting tired of this and probably end up telling me anyway.
Me: I'm not gonna do that, you know right?
Amelia: the only thing I know is how much defeat you are getting right now, I mean like right aw..... come on please tell me i give up ("someone had to say it, I was on fire")
Me: no.
Amelia: please come o...what do mean no? So you're telling me I suffered myself just so you can say no?
Me: yes ("probably myself too but she finally cracked")
Amelia: you are sick and by sick I mean so sick that your........
(Upstairs Peter and Alex were about to play a live game)
Alex: and we're live.
Peter: what? What was that?
Alex: what?
Peter: that thing you just said.
Alex: you mean what?
Peter: no the other thing you said before what.
Alex: and we're live?
Peter: yes, who says that and why?
Alex: first, I do and second, because I wanted to.
Peter: well don't say it again.
Alex: or else?
Peter: or else i delet you from the game and you won't play.
Alex:then i'll just use my bulling skills on you so that to put my name back and delet your name yourself with your own hands
Peter: hey, that's not far fair.
Alex : it total fair you made your treat and i did too.
Peter: no, that's just revenge.
Alex: you're making me sound like a bad person, let me make this clear i don't revenge i do pay back.
Peter: too much, this all started from one line of words.
Alex: you started it with what to and not to say.
Peter: i was trying to save you, who says and we are live on a live game.
Alex: speaking of Live game haven't we sarted yet.
Peter :you're right my friends heard very single peice of conversation we made, men this is so emberesing.
Alex: for you, cause your friends will be laughing it all out on you.
Peter: and so will you friends cause we are in the same school.
Alex:hey, that sounded like it rymed, didn't it?
Peter :oh yeah you are right.
Alex:it almost makes me forget that we were agueeing.
Peter: oh yeah. Reminder live stream problem.
Alex: yeah, about we start by disconnecting.
Peter: rights (sigh's out) now we got to come up with a plan.
Alex: for what?
Peter: to cover ourselves up from the conversation we did on the internet
Alex: but we played relly well ("by we i mean i")
Peter: i know right, agueeing on pointless stuff and still won.
Alex: i've got it, we lie it wasn't us, it was Amilia and Tims.
Peter: lie againt my best friend and your girlfriend, so we stay cool and they get the shame.
Alex hun hun, It's a brilliant plane can't wait to execute at school tomorrow
Peter:(looking in amazement) you cold.
Alex: I know right?
(in Amilia's room)
Amilla: that was what I wanted to know, that was what i almost died for, i, I need to sit down, I almost died for such a very......