INTRODUCTION
Dear diary my name is Timmy, Timmy Harper, i am a 13 year old girl who just moved to a new apartment but we've been here for 1 year before I got you diary, but we won't talk about my past.
Let's talk about my family starting with my dad Mr Harper a.k.a James, yeah I know I didn't think the name was awesome either, next my mom Mrs Harper a.k.a Amy, come on I know you are feeling the pain too right I mean what will their couple name be, jamy, wait if you actually pronounce it right it's not that bad. Moving on to my one and only brother Alex, just Alex, he has a girl friend named Amelia who I definitely hate and just to make it worse she's always coming over, but just keeping it cool because her cousin aka my classmate is my best friend, yeah it kinda a twisted story, he saw her she saw him then I knew her cousin who goes by the name drum roll, Peter, yeah he's a really great guy you would love him once you get to know him, funny story I didn't know his name until I met Amelia, I didn't even know he was in my class until I met Amelia, well that's all, that's me Timmy Harper.
("It's the 1st of November my 14 year birthday and everyone already sang to me and gave me love and embraced me, yeah that's right I'm leaving the dream I mean even Peter came so early")
Alex: (on the couch) hey Tims since you're 14 now i got you a more mature gift.
Me: (speaking sarcastically) oh you mean (✷‿✷) something better than a stuffed bunny ತ_ತ oh no you shouldn't have I'm flattered.
Alex: (laughing sarcastically) ha ha ha ha I made that bunny, I made it with love, well any way I got you a new phone. (raising the carton from beside him)
Me: no way thanks bro.
(Just then Amelia walks in)
Me: (grunt followed by a devious smile) ah Amelia it's my birthday what did you get for me.
Amelia: (smile sarcastically) oh I got you (looks around) a earring.
Me: a earring? seriously?
Amelia: yeah a earring (removes one of her earring and and hand's it out to me)
Me: ("oh yeah she hates me too") (with excitement) wow thanks Amilia you're the best I can't believe you got me ONE just ONE piece out of a pair of earrings, oh boy, men this is great, you know what? I'll put it on right now (I put it on and begin to show her)
Peter: huhwh Amelia that's so sweat.
Amelia: (talking to Peter) you, shut up (turns to me) you like my gift?
Me: like it?, I love it.
Amelia: ok, but why?
Me: 'cause my brother told me you were an amazing person so I believed him.
Amelia: gross, well that was unpleasant (turns to Alex and smiles) hey, guess what.
Alex: what?
Amelia: I got us tickets to MIDEVIL GARDEN which is touts romantic and both scary at the same time.
Alex: no way I also got us tickets to the same movie.
Amelia: huhwh boo we think alike.
Alex: so what do we do with the extra 2 tickets?
Amilia: I don't know.
Me: I know ("just doing a little pay back, I mean she did give me one ring out of a PAIR of earrings") you give it to Tims and Peter and then we both come along.
Amelia: ("she is ruining my life") WHAT?
Alex: yeah that's actually kinda nice ("this way may be or just may be Amelia and Tims can just get along")
Amelia: no this isn't nice it's not nice at all it's not even kinda, I just wanted it to be the two of us, JUST the two of us, JUST, and so you know i put a long term stress on the JUST, the two of us.
Alex: come on Amelia don't be like that.
Me: yeah Amelia don't be like that.
Alex: besides it's Tims birthday.
Me: yeah Tims birthday.
Alex: lo-o-ok lo-o-o-o-o-o-ok Tims, I appreciate the support, but I think it's getting annoying.
Me: the support.
Alex: I just said it annoying.
Me: it's an.... Oh I'm sorry.
Alex: thank you, (turns to Amelia) ok now Amelia.
Amelia: fine.
Me: come on Amels.
Amelia: okay em, never call me that.....word ever again.
Me: trust me you'll be fine, you said it's got romance right, so I'll be probably be sleeping through the whole thing and I'll be like I'm not even there.
Amelia: then why in the world are you coming?
AT THE CINEMA
Me: me this popcorn is way too dry, I told you to ask for extra butter but noooooo.
Amelia: the show hasn't even started but yet you've started eating the snacks
Me: what can I say, I can never go hungry to see a movie
Amelia: you don't even like the movie, why are you here?
Peter: will you guys just cut it out come on you've been fighting since in the car, now will you just please sit down the movie's about to start ("who am I kidding, here's the gist, Tims been hanging around with some other friend and I think she's trying to steal my spot as Tims best friend so I was just making a silent moment for some friendship magic between Pits and Tims.... Okay I need a new nickname, I'll work on it")
(The movie starts)
Me: hahaha oh my God that girl is just standing there in a totally dark room how can we see her, I mean that's not even possible, is it?
Peter: Tims, as much as this hurts me to say because you're my friend, but come on the main movie hasn't even started yet.
Me:(whispering to Peter) I know I was just trying to get annoying, so how did that sound pretty annoying right?
Peter: ("okay maybe magic won't work this time, definitely not this time")
Alex: huhwh men this is great just me (puts his arm around Amelia), my girlfriend, men this is awesome.
Me: excuse me, what are we empty sits?, anyway speaking of awesome about not this movie.
Alex: Tims come on.
Me: it's icky
Peter: well you can't blame her it is, come on a hot dog in a pool now that's gross stuff.
Me: yeah it is gross, but no, I meant the pool party I'm supposed to be seeing riped boys not shirts.
Alex: what do you mean, you see that every morning.
Me: (talking sarcastically) a skinny boy and a fat man wow I'm so blessed.
Peter: what about me?
Me: you're the skinny boy.
Alex: hey, I'm not fat.
Amelia: if you don't like it you can go, don't want to ruin your birthday with an icky movie, do you?
Me: you know for once you're right, come on Peter let's go before I throw up.
Peter: ("yes, this finally proves we're best buds, she totally picked me over Alex")
Alex: no way I'm leaving you alone in that boring hallway.
Me and Amelia: you're not?
Alex: nope, we'll all go, come on Amelia, I'll get us ice cream.
Amelia: bu...bu...bu.....th.....the movie, it's a great one.
Alex: come on it's going to be fun.
Amelia: you always say that but it's never fun when they're around.
("The day wasn't that long until it ended after we went shopping and we ate and went shopping and then ate and then ate again then we went shopping, I'm pretty sure you got the memo")