"Vinnie you big boolie. Why do you always… beavkgns," Josh suddenly spoke up, jolting up from his slumber. But as expected, his words were all mixed up before he could even finish them.
"Yes yes, I am a big bully. Now save yourself from me and get in the house." Irvyn barely pushed his way in Josh's house, and almost threw him in his couch. "Man, how heavy you are?"
"Heavier than your stone-cold heart, my senorita," Josh mumbled in his drunken voice, even though most of them got muffled. "How can you not see my love for you, oh my princess?"
"Shut up. And sober up." Irvyn slapped him lightly across the face, careful about not to be that too hard. But that slap somehow was successful, as Josh actually stopped with his random talks, and leaned his head back on the couch. "You nasty drunkard." Irvyn had to stretch his arms for a few seconds before he stepped out of the house, making sure to lock the doorknob from the inside.
