This is Satou. Aren't hometowns great? I realized that every time I traveled abroad.
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It's been a long time since I've been to Akihabara.
I came here because everyone was asking me to go to Japan after finding out that I had taken Miss Ringlande to Japan.
Mia and Aze-san disguise themselves by just covering their ears with hats, but the beastkin girls have disguised themselves in earnest by multiple illusions. The original appearance is cute, but the human-like appearance is nice and fresh.
At first, we all went together, but since everyone wanted to go to different places, we split up in the morning.
Arisa takes Hikaru, Princess Sistina, and Shizuka, the former Depressed Demon King, to Ikebukuro to do fujoshi activities.
Mia, Nana, Aze-san, and Sarah go shopping in Shinjuku and Shibuya.
Lulu, Pochi, Tama, and Miss Karina go out to eat as recommended by the gourmet guide.
Kagura requested Akihabara, and as soon as she arrived, she took Liza and Zena-san along and boarded the arcade.
I was too late to watch the surroundings with deep emotion, but--.
"Mr. Satou"
A familiar face called me by the wrong name.
There was Mr. Obese, a heavyweight planner whose fat swayed with each step.
A colleague of the company I was making games with until just before I went to another world.
"Where have you been, Mr. Satou!?"
"You have the wrong person."
I don't know Satou.
"Don't be silly! It's not like Mr. Satou to leave silently!"
"I'm Suzuki. I'm not Satou."
"- Ah, this is extremely rude."
When I corrected Suzuki, Mr. Obese's tongue loosened.
Come to think of it, what is Mr. Obese's real name?
"So Mr. Suzuki, where have you been?"
"Oh, I was abducted by a foreign country and couldn't return to Japan."
Mr. Obese is surprised at my rough excuse.
He was a nice person, and he honestly believed me.
"I'm sorry, Tanaka."
Kagura, who should have entered the arcade, was there before I knew it.
As expected of the Dragon God. Hell ears.
"There's a fair amount of complains from this kind person."
A telepathic protest was received from Kagura.
I see, the earlier "Tanaka" wasn't just a random address, it seems he was telling me Mr. Obese's real name.
Was it Tanaka?
I forgot his real name because everyone only called him Mr. Obese.
``It would be a shame not to notice my carelessness, boy "
"I'm sorry, I'll thank you later."
"I'm looking forward to it"
Exchange telepathy with Kagura at super high speed.
After gaining divinity, I became able to do things like this without hesitation.
"Are you Mr. Suzuki's daughter?"
Obese-shi glanced at Kagura and asked.
"No, I'm this guy's wife."
"Mr. Satou finally opened his eyes to the charm of loli! So stubborn. Why did you deny the hobby of young girls!? "
Overhearing Kagura's words, Mr. Obese is moved.
It's "Satou" again, Mr. Obese.
"Zena-sama, you were here."
"Kagura-sama, I was worried because you suddenly disappeared."
Liza and Zena-san came out of the arcade.
"A new woman! A relative or family? Or is she a wife?"
"That's right"
I wanted to quip that a wife was a family member, but I didn't want to prolong the conversation, so I agreed.
"which?"
Obese-shi compares Liza and Zena-san.
"Everyone"
Kagura said with a relaxed expression.
"Bigamy?!"
Mr. Obese is surprised.
I can't say it's just the tip of the iceberg.
Let's digress.
"So Mr. Obese, did the game release go well?"
"That's okay. Thanks to Mr. Suzuki for finishing it and putting it on the server."
That's good. I was a little disappointed with that part.
"Rather, the version upgrade after that, and the maintenance management of the server were hell, but I managed to do it with the president's personal connections."
That president is also a mystery.
I wanted you to supplement programmers early with that network.
"Tanaka-san, are you friends?"
This is a surprise.
Mr. Obese is with a woman.
For a moment, I thought she was accompanying her beautiful older sibling to work, but it was different.
If I'm not mistaken, it's Mr. Yamada, who is in charge of accounting.
"We are even bothering you on a date, so we're going to..."
I promised to go out drinking again and broke up with Mr. Obese.
"... Ichiro."
Kagura called me with a serious face.
"Do you miss making games?"
"That's not true. I've made most of the things I wanted to make, and if I want to make them again, I can start a company."
So please don't make that face.
"At that time, let's take over as you being the president."
Yeah, Kagura has the power to move things forward, so it seems like she'd be a good fit for the president.
Liza and Zena-san are watching over me with a smile.
"Then, let's go!"
Invited by Kagura, they were playing retro games, Liza playing racing games, and Zena playing rhythm games. Surprisingly, it seems that the fighting was not to their taste.
I was honestly happy that K*F's new works were still coming out. Well, I was killed in seconds by the fierce men of Akihabara.
Next, at the doujin shop, Kagura strongly recommended thin books with little girl tastes, and Zena-san, who saw a book with a lot of skin color, said, "It's dirty!" Liza who saw it got excited and shook her tail and mowed down the nearby book tower.
Before I bothered the store clerk at the end, the members other than Kagura quickly repaired it.
At the figure shop...
"Is this a shop for alchemists?"
"Maybe it's the material for living dolls."
Zena-san and Liza were looking around the store with serious faces.
Regardless of the finished product, the parts before assembly have a somewhat dubious atmosphere.
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From noon, everyone will join us and have lunch at Saize, which was requested by Arisa.
And after that, the original destination――.
"Ichiro, prepare yourself."
Kagura pushed my back as I was hesitant in front of the intercom at my parents' house, and Arisa said "Go for it!" and pushed the intercom.
"Yes, It's Suzuki."
I heard a familiar voice.
"Satou"
"Go!"
Mia and Aze-san encouraged me from behind.
I can see that the other children are cheering for me, even if they don't say it out loud.
"Who is it?"
The voice on the other side of the intercom is suspicious.
I make up my mind to show my face.
It's exactly how I was when I was 29 years old before the death march.
"Um, I'm home."
"Big Brother Ichiro!"
My little sister's voice with a surprised face cut off, followed by a slapstick sound, and the front door opened vigorously.
"Ichiro-nii, Ichiro-nii, it is really Ichiro-nii!"
My little sister jumped out and hugged me around my neck with the same momentum.
I stroked the head of my sister who was still calling her name, and repeated words of apology and words of reunion.
"Oh my goodness"
Mother is the owner of the relaxed voice.
Contrary to his voice, his eyes widened in surprise.
"I'm home"
"Welcome back, Ichiro."
Mother's gaze drifts behind me.
"Are those girls over there Ichiro's friends?"
「「「I'm the wife」」」
Everyone's voices overlapped.
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"And who is your real wife?"
"I'm the lawful wife."
"I'm your wife too!"
"Wife"
"Pochi is also a bride."
"Tama too~"
Kagura and the youth group answered one after another to my sister's questions.
If there are 17 people, it won't fit in the living room, so in the adjacent Japanese-style room I took off a long table and widened the place where we could sit.
By the way, Hikaru is returning to her house.
She had disappeared just like me.
"Yes, yes, Ichiro-nii is still popular with small children."
My sister couldn't believe it at all, and she let it go.
"So where have you been?"
"It's a foreign country."
"You can tell by looking at these kids, but--"
Please don't pursue it too much.
"I'm home!"
I heard the door open and heard a male voice. It was my father's voice.
"Isn't it too early?"
"When I told him that Ichiro-nii was home, he said he would use half a day off and leave early."
Unusual for a working father.
"Welcome back, Ichiro. Today is sukiyaki!"
Just when I thought I was going to show my face and say that, he went straight to the kitchen.
It's supposed to be a long-awaited reunion, but my father still feels the same.
"Look, mother, was it just as I said? There's no way that Ichiro would go missing."
I could hear my father shouting to my mother.
Sorry, I was really lost in another world.
"It's like that, but since we couldn't get in touch with Ichiro-nii, He have been drinking here alone and talking to Ichiro-nii's photo."
My little sister whispers my father's secret story while I'm away.
"You are loved"
Kagura teases me.
"Oh, I'll help you."
"Well, me too."
"I tell you that I want you to leave the placement of the ingredients to me."
After seeing my mother start preparing sukiyaki, Lulu, Liza, and Nana go to help.
I thought I'd go help out too, but they said it would be a nuisance if there were four people in the kitchen of a normal household, so they turned me away.
In that case--.
"I will buy additional ingredients."
"Going alone is dangerous, so take this Arisa with you."
"If so, I will accompany you."
"Tama can help too~?"
"Even Pochi will help, nanodesu!"
When Arisa said that she would accompany me on the shopping, Zena-san, Tama, and Pochi volunteered to help out.
Lady Karina and Sera also wanted to go, but if there are too many of them, it will be a nuisance to the other shoppers, so the five of us will go.
Zena-san's eyes widened at the amount of ingredients sold, while Tama and Pochi's eyes sparkled at the sweets with toys, and at the wagyu corner, they looked in despair at the thinness of the meat for sukiyaki. .
"Flippera~?"
"No dreams or hope, nanodesu "
Well, it's not unreasonable to feel thin because we usually eat monster meat in units of tens of kilograms.
"Ahaha, it's thin, but it's incredibly delicious, so look forward to it."
"Is it true, nanodesu?"
"Can I expect something~?"
"It's more Ron!"
Arisa's words brought back Pochi and Tama's smiles.
"It's quite expensive, isn't it?"
"Well, domestic meat is expensive."
Especially, what I'm trying to buy right now is A4 expensive meat.
Perhaps because it's a holiday today, there was also A5 meat that I don't usually have, but I stopped because it would be too greasy for fathers who are approaching their 60th birthday.
"Even if you buy everything, it's not enough"
"Oh, then you should order it. --Excuse me."
Arisa called out from the door in front of the meat corner of the supermarket.
Apparently, it seems that they will place an additional order to the person who processes the meat.
Thanks to Arisa's resourcefulness, I was able to buy about 20kg of beef, so today's sukiyaki is perfect.
I bought three sets of cassette stove and sukiyaki pot at a mass retailer on the way home, so cooking speed shouldn't be a problem.
My little sister was wide-eyed at the amount of meat I bought, but I want her to rest assured that we will be able to eat it all.
"Lulu-chan is very skillful. She seems to be a good wife."
"That's what I am"
Lulu blushes after being praised by my mother.
If Lulu, who was naturally transcendentally beautiful, made that kind of expression, anyone would surely want to whisper words of love to her.
"Me too! I'm a bride, so I have to show off my skill!"
"Pochi will also be a good wife, nanodesu?"
"Tama too will be good ・・・・・・Right? "
Tama, it's good wife - good wifu you want to say,
"I want to help you too."
"Even I, as a wife!"
"""me too--"""
It started to feel like a competition to help.
"Ichiro is popular, so mother is happy."
I'm more than happy to have you.
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Everyone enjoyed the exquisite sukiyaki of the Suzuki family, and the adult members moved to alcohol and the child members to the game competition.
"So, when do you think you'll have grandchildren?"
Maybe because there was alcohol, my father rushed in.
Both the adult members and the child members let out a, excited scream.
In particular, Aze-san and Miss Karina, whose immunity is still weak, are in a tipsy state due to the synergistic effect of alcohol.
Kagura seems to be the only one with a relaxed expression.
"I will always accept child making. That's right, let's give birth to 1,000 people every day."
Kagura, that's the god of Japanese mythology――I mean, Kagura is a dragon god from another world, and at the same time, a Japanese god. Sky Water Flower Tournament Amano Mizuhana Hime".
"I will always come with Dawn!"
"I also want many children."
"Sera, it's your turn. I also want a lot of children, but first I have to have Aialise-sama give birth."
If Arisa puffs out her thin chest and follows Kagura, Sera will raise her name and Princess Sistina will control her.
"I-I-I don't have to be in such a hurry, I guess. --Ah, but, I don't mean that I don't like it, so don't misunderstand me, um."
Aze-san who was talked about is so cute that I want to hug her.
Is it okay if I hug you like this?
"Satou"
Mia puffed out her cheeks and hugged me.
"I want a child"
"Pochi will give birth to a lot! Dog people are prolific!"
"A lot of balls are born~?
Mia, Pochi, and Tama, after they've grown up a little more.
"I want a child, too."
Zena-san and Lulu's words overlap.
"I declare that I will give birth to Master's child."
Nana pressed against my chest from behind.
"Well, may be soon."
Booing came out when I try to delay.
"It's okay if you don't have to be in such a hurry."
Life is long, and God's life is even longer.
"Ufufu"
Mother laughs.
"If it's like this, I think I'll be able to see my grandchildren before my 60th birthday."
To Mother's words, everyone responded in unison with "Leave it to me".
Well, see you later.
If I go back over there, I feel like I won't be able to sleep for a while.
Well, for today, let's enjoy my birthplace for the first time in a while.