And where I was?? Yibo questions cutely.
You said that war was started,Wang gongzi,Lan xichen replies.
Ehhh, Kun ge , I mean xichen ge just call me yibo ,drop all the formalities as I only familiar with your brotherly love as I acted as lan er ge ge .
Yibo says and pouts cutely.
And who can resist his cute pout and lan xichen sighs and agrees.
Ok,yibo you can continue now,Says xichen.
So, war was started and every one participated in it well except wei ge ge as he was missing for three months.
Says yibo.
A Xian.Calls yanli worriedly
Wei wuxian,where the f*ck where you?? Questions Jiang cheng angrily but he was so much worried for his dumb little shit brother as it was only shown in his eyes .
Hey,how could I know?? Did I come from the future ,, Exclaims Wei wuxian dramatically.
Wei ying ..(Wangji spells with a worried tone as he has a habit to form sentences and questions with only spelling one word out which is known as WEI YING.)
Oh,ah lan zhan ,Are you perhaps worried for me ?? Questions Wei ying cheekily.
Mn. Lan wangji blurt outs.
Wei wuxian becomes speechless with his straight forward" Mn " and couldn't form any other teasing words to reply back.(But hell he didn't know that nothing about lan wangji is "straight")
Wei wuxian ,can you stop your antics and let Wang gongzi continue .Grits out lan qiren.
Okay!!Wei wuxian says and sticks out his tongue to lan qiren.
You,you!! Exclaims qiren angrily.
What? Me,Me ,Me?? Lan loashi ,Did my handsomeness made you speechless to the point where you can't speak properly??? Says Wei wuxian cheekily which earns him a glare from qiren.
Shameless. Blurts out lan wangji.(But I only thought that that happens only to me but how can wei ying guess this much easily ,does he suspect me ?? Then should I confess directly or just go ahead and kiss him,And will it make him speechless?? Oh my god ,for the god sake what dirty thought are going on in my head, I should copy rules 500 times no it will not be enough I should copy it 1000 times and how can I thought to ruin wei ying's sacred lips now so I should hurry up and confess and ruin his sacred lips after marriage and on wedding night .)
Authors thought::
Author: Wangji , Is that you ???
How come I couldn't recognise you by your thoughts ,you are not following script at all ,you should be in dilemma till wei ying's death and only after that would you realise your feelings.
Lan wangji: Then author laoshi ,If I follow the script , I would only get to marry after a decade or totally end up single Or should I just chase my husband and use the most powerful seduction techniques and seduce him and tie a knot with him and ruin his sacred lips and let him ruin my a**.
Author: Wangji,What are you talking about ?? I will get a heart attack by following your train of thoughts and when does the roles are changed without my knowledge.
How come you are bottom ,you should be the legendary top with big d*ck and horny mind, how come you want Wei wuxian to ruin your a**.
Lan wangji: That laoshi , after seeing the yiling patriach in my wei ying , I decided to become a lifetime bottom for him.(says lan wangji with a blushing ears.)
Author:To the hell with your blushing,My script is changing without my knowledge .
(Sob,sob)
Lan wangji: So, Author Laoshi, when is my and my husband's wedding??
Author: Wedding?? Sorry there is no space in my script to add wedding,it is only fix it story .
Lan wangji: Author Laoshi ,Shall I give you a taste of Bichen , Wangji and Shouyue ,Liebing???
Author: Are you threatening me???
Lan wangji: No,it's against the rules ,I am only hoping to show you these tastes if you don't agree for my and Wei ying's wedding.
Author:
Okay,my little emperor,how can I say no to you.
(If I say No , I wouldn't get to see the sunrise tommorow ) Author whispers to herself .
Authors note :
Bye!!Bye readers , please enjoy this OCC lan wangji in the next chapters and please shower him with love and he is taking up courage to confess his feelings and seduce the ever innocent wei ying and stay tuned to watch our top hot yiling patriach who Lan Wangji wants to bottom for ,a whole lifetime.