Raw in MTLNovel : "Lu Yin Silly Waist"
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Neil Harris, a footballer-born coach, played at Millwall when he retired and served as the head coach after retiring.
As Millwall's own family, Neil Harris returned to Millwall from time to time to serve as a firefighting coach despite repeated struggles after being retired or retired as a coach.
Although he didn't lead the team to get a good results, but counting Millwall's team history, he still did not have too brilliant results.
Since the establishment of the team, they hadn't won a single heavyweight champion, the highest honor seems to be only the FA Cup runner-up, and has always been mixed in the British Championship, the First Division, and even once dropped to the Second Division, never promoted to the Premier League.
Looking at the middle-aged strong man who is looking at himself in front of him, Yi Le's eyes are slightly dull ...
Neil Harris is also looking at Yi Le, and La Masia has handed him a detailed report.
The various data of Yi Le can be said to be very good, and they can fully compete in the championship game, but the problem is that this product has a fatal flaw.
Mildly mentally retarded!
Near Harried felt a headache as soon as he thought of this list, but there was no way around it. If Yi Le was not mentally retarded, would they recommend him to Millwall? He would've long been recommended to the first team by La Masia.
Judging from the data, despite his shortcomings, Yi Le's ability in football is worthy of recognition.
Of course, this is just a piece of data, he also needs to see it with his own eyes.
Thinking about this, Neil Harris with a helpless smile, said: "Welcome to The Den Stadium!"
Yile quickly put down his luggage and excitedly said: "Hello, Mr. Head Coach."
Neil Harris raised an eyebrow: "You always call it that way?"
"what?"
Yi Le stunned, a little puzzled.
Neil Harris shook his head and said: "Go, first go to the medical examination with me, and then discuss the contract, you can sign the contract without problems then."
The so-called welcoming ceremony and press conference are the privileges of superstars. Yi Le is just a rookie player, not as a player on loan from La Masia or Barcelona, but comes free to try out training, so it is impossible to talk about being a media focus.
After all, Yi Le is a defective product abandoned by La Masia!
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The medical examination was very smooth, all the data of Yi Le's body were excellent, and the body strength was barely able to withstand the impact of the second-level competition in England. Although it looked a little thin, Neil Harris found that Yi Le's muscles were rich in oxygen and very explosive.
This is like a spring, and the pressure on it will become the basis of his rebound.
It's just that the inspection report of mildly mentally retarded worries him so much, handing over the power of Millwall's midfield organizer to an intellectual disability?
Neil Harris could not help sighing, his eyes full of struggling colors.
After the physical examination, the technical inspection was ushered in, mainly divided into pass, ball sense, breakthrough, shooting and so on.
In this session, Neil Harris, who was originally full of worries, was shocked.
The ball looks like its dancing at the feet of Yi Le. His body is not as clumsy as the Orientals, nor as bulky as the Europeans. In terms of foot skills, this little guy is more inclined to South American Brazilian players.
Pulling the ball, turning around, turning the ball, breaking through, etc., as if held by a glue, the football seems to stick to the opponent's feet, perfectly performing a samba dance in front of Neil.
Of course, there are also problems, Yi Le's shot is rubbish.
At first this guy didn't seem to want to shoot, but under the urging of Neil Harris, he shot a few feet, but the quality was not high, and the angle was not tricky. You know, this is an empty goal!
If it is said that the Yi Le dribbling and passing are like a samba dancer, then his shooting technique is as ugly as Amber Heard's cries.
After a total of dozens of tests, three hours have passed.
"Okay, we can talk about the contract."
Neil Harris was full of entanglement in the trial training of Yi Le, but in the end he decided to keep Yi Le.
In the past three games, their defense is very tenacious, and has an efficient feeder forward, but the midfield organizer has been criticized.
During the transfer from the backcourt to the frontcourt, the midfielder could not hold the ball and could not provide their shooters with enough opportunities.
In addition, Millwall's midfielder two players also had problems. Upson who was born in 1989 is still young, but Abdou who was born in 1984 is already 30 years old, and his age and injuries have put an end to his career. Now, the club desperately needs to find a good midfielder.
And the arrival of Yi Le just made up for this link.
The signing process was also very smooth. Yi Le signed a one-year contract with Millwall, with a weekly salary of 1600 pounds. As a newcomer, this weekly salary is not bad.
"David, tell this little guy that he needs to learn English and have a translator as soon as possible."
The team's assistant coach and temporary translator pushed his glasses and said indifferently: "Neil, do you really think he can find a translator?"
Neil Harris: "... Well, the club can help him find it, as well as his housing problem, the club can help him solve the problem, but the cost was deducted from his salary."
"I can do the translation work. You can just give me that part of the commission." The main coach David Livermore said lightly.
Neil Harris turned his head and wondered: "You lacked money recently?"
David shrugged helplessly and said, "I have three children in my family, and they are all going to college."
"Okay." Neil Harris nodded and smiled: "Then, the child will be given to you in the future, Mr. Nanny."
David: "....."
Yi Le looked at the two faces blankly, he could not understand, what they were saying.
But soon, Neil Harris was ready to get up and leave, Yi Le quickly got up ...
At this moment, a sharp sirens suddenly came from the outside world.
Neil Harris and David's complexion changed, they looked at each other, and quickly leaned over to the window and looked over.
I saw around the training ground, a large number of naked men, holding Millwall's banner in their hand, throwing their arm around and shouted.
One of the leading fans was shirtless, and with his arm roaring, the white fats fluttered like ripples.
The full face of the horizontal flesh, the fierce expression of the evil spirit is frustrating. (T/N : I don't know what the fuck the author is talking about, so I leave as is.)
This is the well-known infamous fan organization "Millwall Bushwackers" in Millwall Club!
"Oh my god! Lard is here too!"
Neil Harris looked at the scene in front of him with a headache.
Countless Millwall's diehard fans surrounded the whole training ground, sending out bursts of roar, venting their dissatisfaction.
Millwall had first started in the English Second Club. This is a club created by boatmen. They have no splendid records, but the Lions diehards are still inseparable.
These fans have a classic saying 'No one likes us, we don't care! '
This is a fierce fan group, maybe the home team plays badly, but in terms of the combat effectiveness of the fans, the Millwall's football hooligans are extremely fierce, this fan organization is the most famous grup of fans in the entire football world.
Of course, this is not a compliment! Because you had to add the letters 'In-" before the word famous.
"Assholes, what the hell are you playing? The team is about to be relegated, let's not go back to the first division!"
"Yes! We want to rush, we want to enter the first league!"
"Millwall is not afraid! Cowards, don't you have the courage to come out!?"