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Chapter 7 - Kung fu kid

*Yawn* It's been a few days since I had my way with Maya and she had her way with me, nowadays on my way to school I'll stop by Petey's house and she'll drag me to the kitchen by my collar while telling Petey "I just need help with something now stay out here to make sure nobody's dog poops on our lawn again" then she proceeds to fuck me in her living room.

Today though I need to focus on my Hone I've been severely falling behind in progressing, at the moment I can still produce aura but it's not worth it to use it unless I need to because my body already produces a slight sexual aura on its own because of the amount of Hone I've cultivated, I can also empower parts of my body, for instance, I can empower my fist with Hone and just by punching air I can hear the the deafening sound of my fist, I can empower my legs as well to fly through the air but it's not very practical as it would look like I'm just jumping in the air and I could just run on the ground, but that's about all I can do with my Hone, besides the side effects of cultivating Hone like my improved bone structure and my improved appearance.

I need to focus on martial arts to increase it and my only in is Rodrick, I got out of bed, and the sun shone through my bedroom window while I put on some clothes which was a red shirt and some black shorts, I walked to the kitchen for breakfast, "Hey mom breakfast smells good" I said making noises of sniffing, she turned to me smiling "Thanks Greg we're having pancakes and eggs" then she turned back around to focus on cooking, I moved behind her and started dry humping her, "Now Greg you know Rodrick for your father could walk in any moment" she said trying to make me stop.

"I know but you just look so delicious," I said pulling down her sweatpants and panties, I then began eating her out while she cooked, "mmmhhhm that's it Greg make mommy feel good that's it, I stopped licking her pussy and moved on to her asshole to lube it up a little,"OOOO that's a surprise Greg you like that hole huh", "I sure do mommy". After a while of licking her asshole, I stood up, pulled down my shorts and underwear just to my thighs and lined up my cock with her asshole.

"now Gre-",mom was beginning to say something, "Mom you said I can do anything excerpt put it in your other hole and I'm not doing that", "*sigh* fine just make sure you finish fast I don't want anyone walking in on us", "You got it Mr.Mom" I said jokingly to lighten the mood, I slowly pushed my cock into my mom's asshole it felt slippery and warm, not as warm as her pussy but warm all the same.

I started to move my hips back and forth, *squelch* *clap* noises rang through the kitchen they were barely masked by the noise of the sizzling eggs on the stove that somehow mom had enough focus to still work on, had one hand on her pussy rubbing it and one hand on her breast kneading it my hips every time they pushed felt her ass cheeks and they were soft and mellow they felt amazing rubbing against them, her pussy was hairy as ever but my hands still rubbered her vigorously, while my other hand kneaded her D sized boob and slightly rubbed her pink nipple, and my other hand down there made its way through her ass like a snake but it was reaching its limit and I could feel with my Hone that Dad was gonna make his way to the kitchen in a little bit.

I grabbed both sides of my mom's hips with both hands like a conga line and thursted her like I would a spear but the tip of the spear was my DICK, "mmmm....ahhhhhh...ooooooo, that's quite a lot Gregory you're quite the healthy boy", "Thanks mom you're the best," I said as I pulled out my cock with my milk seeping out of her ass as I pulled it out, I looked at her belly which looked slightly swollen after I came in her ass.

She wasn't pregnant but rather filled with my milk, she will be pregnant when the time comes as I have changed my mind about making her pregnant with Manny, I want to leave a mark on this world and my children will be one of my marks.

I pulled up my pants and pulled up my mom's pants I could see a slight stain on her pants made from my milk, so I turned around to take a seat at the table and as soon as I did Dad came in, "Just in time" I mumbled, soon after Dad came in Rodrick did as well, and we ate our breakfast with some Heffley family banter as usual, "Rodrick you need to quiet down at night me and your mom are trying to sleep", "But Dad is a few nights of sleep are gonna matter", "IT WILL WHEN I NEED TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING", dad screamed at the top of his lungs.

It's been a few hours since breakfast I decided that it would be a good time to ask Rodrick about taking me to a Martial arts class, at the the moment I was meditating in my room, so I jumped off my bed like an action hero and I went to the basement where Rodrick was, at the moment Rodrick was just starting his emo faze, I and still considered each other great friends, like I said I want to have a good family relationship as it would be annoying if I'm held back because I'm grounded.

I walked down the basement where Rodrick was, "Hey Rodrick how's the music going", "Oh Greg, it's going good", Rodrick said while taking off his headphones, "So Rodrick I have a proposition for you", "Ummm okay what's the proposition", "I want both of us to enroll on a martial arts classes", I said with enthusiasm, I know Rodrick worked a summer job and he's been doing odd jobs around Surrey Street so I know he has more than enough money.

I know he's been saving up for a drum set, but I need to use that money for my martial arts class and I don't want to start making money as a five-year-old. "hmmm yea sure but I have to choose the dojo we go to since I am paying for it", "That's more than a fair brother" we shake hands on it, "I'm going to look through some dojo's come back later and I'll tell you which one we'll go to", "Alright, but I'll stay here and hang out with you for while", "uhhh Okay sure you can hang out here".

As Rodrick looked at some dojo classes on his computer I looked around his room, while Rodrick is emo in the books you could see some semblance of him going through puberty, after a few minutes of looking through his drawers without him noticing I saw some nudity mags, "I knew it he's some honey emo teenager" I mumbled, I quickly closed the drawer because I didn't want him to know I found anything, I just hope he doesn't choose some shoddy dojo.