Nick 1: 'MY HEAD AHHHHHHH!'
In the middle of a forest near the peak of Chult an 18-year-old with short white hair screamed out in pain. He was shaking on the ground with blood flowing out of his nose, ears, eyes, and mouth forming a pool of blood below him.
After 15 minutes of agonizing pain Nick finally bothered to open his eyes enabling him to see where he ended up. Granted, a red beach soaked in your blood is not the most enjoyable thing to wake up to, but that was beside the main point. Waking up he thought to himself how unlucky he was to have gotten an asshole of a ROB.
At that moment another extreme pain assaulted him again as he tried to scream out involuntarily. Even though he willed it his body would make no noise except the air that he was constantly breathing in and out as well as the sound his fist made when punching the bloody sand. At the moment the pain subsided Nick made a guarantee to himself that when he got powerful enough, he would kick that God in the dick as hard as he physically could, heal him and then repeat the cycle for a few hundred years.
{system loading}
{The system system loading!}
[The System is loading! The process will take 5-7 days unless outside interference occurs! Stay strong Host!}
Nick: Stay strong my ass!! The hell? Why do you take so long to load, if I die then you die to bro!
[As much as I agree with you, there is literally nothing I can do other than give you the starter equipment, I hate this powerless situation just as much as you do.]
Nick: *sigh* well if there is nothing, I can do then so be it. Is my status available at this time?
[Yes, displaying now]
TLDR version
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System: NONE
[Pick in 5-7 Days]
Name: Nick 1, Nick 2, Nick 3, Nick P, Wrench (Nick 2's real name), James dawn (fake identity for Nick 3)
Titles: The Void God (Sealed), Cthulhu (Mostly Sealed), The Beginning and the End (Sealed), System Creator (Sealed unlocks in 1 year), Psychopath, World traveler (Check time limit on Dimension travel)
Level 3
Natural AC = Tier 1 6AC
Race: Void God (Sealed), Human (Temporary)
Class: Mechanic (Novice)LV 3/20
Sub Class: None
HP:100 (Regen 10/Min)
Mana:200 (Regen 10/Min)
Strength: 4(1)
Dexterity: 4(1)
Vitality: 4(1)
Wisdom: 4(1)
Intelligence: 8 (2)
Charisma: 100
Luck: 1000
() means his level before the Mechanic Class boosted his stats
Mana 100 x Int
HP 100 x Vit
Mana regen 10 x Wis
HP regen 10 x Vit
Will power: 100% (Each present counts as 1% of the will power cost) [EX: If someone tries to mind control you and you need 40 intelligence to overcome it then if your will power was at 10% you would only need 36 intelligence (10% of 40 = 4 so 36 intelligence + 4 will power = 40)
[1 is the average human however luck depends on the user]
Skills:
Class: Mechanic (Novice) You get 2 Int, 1 Wis, 1 Dex, 1 Str, and 1 Vit per level in the class
-Blueprints
- Tier 1 Revolver .30 Cal (45 damage)
- Tier 1 Sniper .50 Cal (200 damage)
- Tier 1 Frag Grenade (125 damage to everyone in a 10ft radius to the grenade)
- Tier 1 War helm 10AC VS Heavy arms fire and 16 AC VS light arms fire
- Tier 1 body armor 12 AC VS Heavy arms Fire and 14 AC VS light arms fire
- Tier 1 Clothing no AC but you will look natural in a civilized settlement and provides a little warmth enough to survive low hazardous locations
- All Tier 0 equipment (anything that is very basic to create like torches, wooden poles, and rope)
Dimension travel (open in 11 days)
Warhammer 40K
DXD
Azur Lane
Dark Souls
Overlord
D&D (current place: Campaign setting is tomb of annihilation)
[You're not 1 but 2 different omnipotent beings and yet your stats are just above that of normal humans… Sad.]
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Took time out of your day to read the better one version
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System: NONE
[Pick in 5-7 Days]
Name: Nick 1, Nick 2, Nick 3, Nick P, Wrench(Nick 2's real name), James dawn(fake identity for Nick 3)
Titles: The Void God(Sealed), Cthulhu(Mostly Sealed), The Beginning and the End(Sealed), System Creator (Sealed unlocks in 1 year), Psychopath, World traveler(Check time limit on Dimension travel)
Psychopath
-In combat gain a 1.2x buff to your stats
Level 3
Natural AC = Tier 1 6AC
Race: Void God(Sealed), Human(Temporary)
Class:Mechanic(Novice)LV 3/20
Sub Class:None
HP:100 (Regen 10/Min)
Mana:200 (Regen 10/Min)
Strength: 4(1)
Dexterity: 4(1)
Vitality: 4(1)
Wisdom: 4(1)
Intelligence: 8 (2)
Charisma: 100
Luck: 1000
() means his level before the Mechanic Class boosted his stats
Mana 100 x Int
HP 100 x Vit
Mana regen 10 x Wis
HP regen 10 x Vit
Will power: 100% (Each present counts as 1% of the will power cost) [EX: If someone tries to mind control you and you need 40 intelligence to overcome it then if your will power was at 10% you would only need 36 intelligence (10% of 40 = 4 so 36 intelligence + 4 will power = 40)
[1 is the average human however luck depends on the user]
Skills:
Multiple personalities: Self explainable you are not the only you in your head each LV gives you a Different personality
Nick 1: The first Mind and the Mediator between them all (Skills provided: Cool Headed, Tactical thinking)
Nick 2: Lazy AF unless he or the other Nicks are in danger (Skills provided: Sin of Sloth) (Destroyed resurrection in 1 day)
Nick 3: The one that is a massive horny boi as well as being the other Nick's punching bag (The only one who actually enjoys sex. No skills provided but has the needed basic instinct of horny. AKA most important Nick.) (Destroyed resurrection in 10 days)
Nick P: The Psychopath one gets off on killing people (only the ones who he thinks deserves it) (Skills provided: Blood lust, No Morals) (taking a nap)
MAX LV you can combine your personalities but still have the parallel mind thinking process. (Up to 10 minds unless conditions are met)
No Morals: You have no morals. Backstabbing your best friend of 18years by fucking his mom just because she was hot? Sure. Torture by (Gory detail) Why not. R*** a hot defenseless girl in a back alleyway, impregnate her, and offer no child support? Do it for shits and giggles.
Each LV makes you more desensitized to Ruthless acts
MAX LV: You are only fazed if you want to be fazed and you have 100% multiplier to your will power that can never be decreased
Dimension hop: Travel to a different dimension
Each LV reduces Cool down and the number of dimensions you can travel to
Cold Headed: You can think in any situation and pain does not affect you as much as others
Every level gives you 1% pain resistance and 1% mental resist
Max LV you get immunity to pain and mental attacks (may evolve into Gamers mind at LV 100)
The more you level this the bigger boost you get and the less impact it has on your mind
10 Mana per second
1 Mana Per second
Sin of Sloth: You can learn magic and skills just by touching a corresponding book and you can get EXP by achieving something without too much effort (EX kill someone by looking at them or by walking through a dungeon instead of actively killing monsters and checking for traps)
This is MY reality: Eldritch horrors and other entities that would drive you insane can't because you are more insane than what they try to show you.
(AC = Armor Class)
(Tiers are a deciding factor in defense as a Tier 1 Sniper can't shoot through a Tier 2 helm and a Tier 1 helm can't block a Tier 2 Sniper)
Class: Mechanic(Novice) You get 2 Int, 1 Wis, 1 Dex, 1 Str, and 1 Vit per level in the class
-Blue prints
- Tier 1 Revolver .30 Cal (45 damage)
- Tier 1 Sniper .50 Cal (200 damage)
- Tier 1 Frag Grenade (125 damage to everyone in a 10ft radius to the grenade)
- Tier 1 War helm 10AC VS Heavy arms fire and 16 AC VS light arms fire
- Tier 1 body armor 12 AC VS Heavy arms Fire and 14 AC VS light arms fire
- Tier 1 Clothing no AC but you will look natural in a civilized settlement and provides a little warmth enough to survive low hazardous locations
- All Tier 0 equipment (anything that is very basic to create like torches, wooden poles, and rope)
Days, Hours, Minutes, Seconds
[11:3:59:52] Dimension hop Dimensions:
Warhammer 40K (DO NOT GO HERE FIRST YOU DUMB BITCH)
DXD(Better than Warhammer but you will still get Yo ass kicked)
Azur Lane (Take a bunch of HE rounds to the face? Airstrikes? Futuristic weaponry that can atomize you in seconds? Required hard work constantly? No thanks.)
Dark souls (As dumb as it is this is the safest way to get stronger, infinite revives with no soul or humanity loss on death!)
{Current world} D&D [Dungeons and Dragons] (Other than Dark souls this is still safer than the other four…this is a concerning sentence)
Overlord (You're not a part of Nazarick, enough said)
[You're not 1 but 2 different omnipotent beings and yet your stats are just above that of normal humans… Sad.]
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Nick: Well not the best start I suppose but it is better than nothing
[Host, why do you have so many Names? And the WTF is with your weird Titles? Actually, explain everything.]
Nick: First my names are the names of me, my Nicknames (punz), and my other personalities names. Second my Titles are self-explanatory I am what they say I am. For everything else just go back and read through, it will explain itself.
[Well host I would recommend that you actually start what you were sent here to do]
Nick: What's that?
[Mission GIT GUD
Survive until the system arrives!
Side quest: upgrade your class to LV 5 and Level to LV 5
Time limit: 5-7 Days
Reward: You survive and get your system
Side quest reward:???
Failure: You die
Punishment:......Do I really have to say it? YOU FUCKING DIE]
The sudden mission startled Nick a little and he was expecting to get jumped right then and there. This is also how he wasted half a day doing nothing.
Nick: I'm being stupid right now there is nothing here is there?
Nothing responded to Nick which is also how he realized the system was gone too. After giving the quest and stats it was no longer useful, so it shut itself down speeding up the system unlock progress.
Nick: Well, I guess it is gone for a few days then so how about I open the starter pack!
[Opening starter pack]
[Congratulations you have unlocked]
[Scrap x10]
[Basic mobile machining kit x1]
[Random chemical box x3]
[Chemistry set x1]
[Sussie's intro to Chemistry book x1]
[.45 revolver x1]
[Box of 30 .45 rounds x2]
[Nick's Guide to plants book (Blank) x1]
[Random skill x2]
Nick: Now I am sitting pretty! He said with a joker like grin
Nick opened the random skill cards confident in his luck, and also took this as a lesson to never trust a variable.
To gray cards emerged from nothingness in front of him
[Common upgrade card: upgrade random skill level by 1 LV]
[Common Skill card: accurate taste]
Nick: -_- wow just fuckin wow bro I HAVE 1000 LUCK and I got two COMMON cards the hell are the chances?
[Common cards 70%]
[Uncommon cards 25%]
[Rare cards 3%]
[Epic cards 1%]
[Legendary .9%]
[Mythic .1%]
[With your luck included]
[Common cards 15%]
[Uncommon cards 35%]
[Rare cards 15%]
[Epic cards 20%]
[Legendary 10%]
[Mythic 5%]
Nick: Well, that is highly unfortunate how many draws do I get per day?
[Once you have a system it will depend on that as this was just a one time off chance with the starter package.]
Nick: Okay, Okay I get it now that we are done let's take a look at the loot after I learn the Chemistry book.
Nick took the book in his hands as he proceeded to use the Sloth power in order to absorb the contents of the book into his mind.
[Basic Chemistry Unlocked]
[Chemist (Novice) Class Unlocked (Equip?)]
Nick: Yes equip
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System: NONE
[Pick in 5-6 Days][System is helping at this moment can not access the system voice]
Name: Nick 1, Nick 2, Nick 3, Nick P, Wrench(Nick 2's real name), James dawn(fake identity for Nick 3), Doom Person(Nick P false identity)
Titles: The Void God(Sealed), Cthulhu(Mostly Sealed), The Beginning and the End(Sealed), System Creator (Sealed unlocks in 1 year), Psychopath, World traveler(Check time limit on Dimension travel)
Level 4
Natural AC = Tier 1 6AC
Race: Void God(Sealed), Human(Temporary)
Class:Mechanic(Novice)LV 3/20, Chemist(Novice) LV 1/20
Sub Class:None
HP:600 (Regen 60/Min)
Mana:1,000 (Regen 60/Min)
Strength: 4
Dexterity: 4
Vitality: 6
Wisdom: 6
Intelligence: 10
Charisma: 100
Luck: 1000
Mana 100 x Int
HP 100 x Vit
Mana regen 10 x Wis
HP regen 10 x Vit
Will power: 100%
[1 is the average human however luck depends on the user]
Skills:
Accurate taste: allows you to taste anything to see what effects it causes and what it is made of (if you of a high enough level)
Class: Chemist(Novice) You get 2 Int, 2 Wis, and 2 Vit per level in the class.
-Basic chemistry
-Can create any Tier 0 potion within 3 tries and with enough material
-Can create a Tier 1 potion if they know how and it can be done within 10 tries and with enough material
-Can use [random chemicals] to create potions and compounds for machinery. EX: gunpowder for grenades and bullets.
Class: Mechanic(Novice) You get 2 Int, 1 Wis, 1 Dex, 1 Str, and 1 Vit per level in the class
-Blueprints
- Tier 1 Revolver .30 Cal (45 damage)
- Tier 1 Sniper .50 Cal (200 damage)
- Tier 1 Frag Grenade (125 damage to everyone in a 10ft radius to the grenade)
- Tier 1 War helm 10AC VS Heavy arms fire and 16 AC VS light arms fire
- Tier 1 body armor 12 AC VS Heavy arms Fire and 14 AC VS light arms fire
- Tier 1 Clothing no AC but you will look natural in a civilized settlement and provides a little warmth enough to survive low hazardous locations
- All Tier 0 equipment (anything that is very basic to create like torches, wooden poles, and rope)
Construction materials
-10 scrap
-mobile machining table (can create up to Tier 1 equipment)
-Chemistry set (can create up to Tier 1 potions)
-Random Chemicals x3
Dimension travel (open in 11 days)
Warhammer 40K
DXD
Azur Lane
Dark Souls
Overlord
D&D (current place: Campaign setting is tomb of annihilation)
[BRO GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD]
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Nick: Finally done with the prep work.
Nick laughs a little as the number of things that he had just gone through is finally taking a toll on his Psyche. No matter how insane you are, people eventually want to sleep, and this is also where his next problem arose.
Nick: Okay, so I can either go into the dark and spooky jungle, out to sea… Yeah, no, or he could stay on the bloody shore that is bound to attract carnivores very soon.
After a few seconds of thinking he proceeds into the jungle with haste.
(A/N this is a rough start I know so if you want to leave your ideas in the chapter comments, NOT The sentence comments, then feel free to. I am totally happy with talking about my story in those comments, but as a reader I always got frustrated with how people would talk about how much they hated the book in the sentence comments when I just wanted to look for a meme.)