Return of the Legend chapter 1 1
The Legend of Regression
Chapter 1: That Day in 2020
Hey, hey, hey... Can't I just stop and wake up?
I heard a voice buzzing in my ear.
What is it? What is this fragrant old man's voice?
Why is the son of the Mountain King Mother of Ji'er Mountain, who has inherited the spirit of Taibai, so coarse? Hurry up and get up! Hurry up and get your shit together before you make the other kids look at you!
I heard thunder rumbling in my eardrums.
"Who is it?"
I rose from my seat with a start.
No, I struggled to get up.
I struggled to get up, but my mouth fell open and my body didn't budge.
I felt like I was tied to a spider's web, like candy.
- I don't need to know yet. Hurry up and wake up, you rotten bastard! If you sleep like that, you must wake up! The sun's already up!
I yelled at him, "When did you see that?
- You're better than you look. You've given your life to do one great good. I woke you up by hotly rubbing the mirror of the Upper Heaven against the head of the bamboo you sold your life for.
"Mirror of the Reverse Heaven"?
An incomprehensible word rang in my ears.
"What? I thought you said I was dead?"
I had no idea what was going on.
In a daze, I remembered the last scene in my memory.
Whoa!
The roar of the brakes.
The smell of burning rubber on tires
The sharp screams of people
Even the crispy, broken stone head was still in my memory.
In the evening, I filled my stomach with a large cup of rice and wandered down Noryangjin Street.
In July of the same year, 2020 A.D., Sagliangjin represented the times.
Dull young men who hadn't washed their heads in days walked like zombies towards the cram school without a soul.
The world in 2020 was more challenging than ever.
The warring factions in the Middle East, the U.S., Europe, and China became even more intense, the sharp national interests and trade retaliation intensified, and the export window was closed.
Household debt hit new highs every day, and safe haven real estate lost all its flavor.
The words "we are facing a second IMF" were all over the Internet, news and everywhere.
With huge and small businesses alike collapsing, there was little that individuals could do.
The U.S. safeguards were getting worse, and China's trade barriers to gobble up Korea were huge.
Caught in the middle, the Republic of Korea must have been in a sandwich.
Amen to that, Amitabha. ....
And again, damn it!
The brokerage firm I was working for went under.
It was like a second IMF, and as the company completely collapsed, I collapsed too.
I had a full-time job in front of me!
I tried my best to find a job again, but the world was a place where all the companies disappeared like bubbles melting into the sunshine.
I settled down in Sagiriangjin, a place known as a youth refugee camp.
He tried to become a 9th grade civil servant, but the standards were already in place for him to proceed to the bar exam.
I was so hungry that I used the extra money to buy a large cup of rice and ate it.
After I finished eating, I wanted to go to the Han River and take a last look at the whole view of Seoul.
Tomorrow I had to go back to the country.
My part-time job was also in Seoul, where the seed had died.
The last Seoul dinner.
The world was not going to change just because I added myself to the Han River, where dozens of people dive each day.
I walked down the street, dragging my sleeper along with me, enjoying the unseen fullness.
A "low grade chopper" walked in front of me, leading the way.
Still naive, he hummed the theme song from the cartoon.
He had a cell phone in one hand and was addicted to a game.
It's a really good time.
The unemployed me and the guy whose profession is student are too much of a contrast.
He wished me well and hoped I wouldn't end up like me.
It was a green light.
The little guy and I crossed the street together.
The little guy obeyed the light while looking at his cell phone.
That's when I saw it.
A red sports car jaywalked at a fast pace like a Siberian red bear that had been starving for a month.
Whoa! It really is .... My body froze like lime as my soul was knocked out.
I saw the license plate.
5882.
Rot! It seemed to mean, "Brother, get out of here.
The voice broke.
The little guy was playing with the car as it drove forward like me.
The little guy was in danger.
"'I lived as long as I could, but not this one.
He sent bodies flying!
I didn't have time to think long.
I took the little guy to ....
Oh, my God!
My body moved like a lightning bolt in a movie.
My legs didn't fall like they were attached to a strong bond.
As I stared blankly at the hell-bound sports car, my body went against my will.
A moment of crisis where I became a schoolboy, a synchronized alumni of the afterlife.
My legs fell off like a lie.
I ate a cup of rice and my strength boiled.
I wrapped my right hand around the child .
It was already too late to avoid both of them.
I used the recoil to throw them.
The little guy was flung to the side of the road.
Kiiiiiiii!
The delay of the brakes squealed.
Kwaaan!
The firecrackers bounced.
And flew through the air like a bird.
My breath caught in my throat.
Strangely enough, not a single part of my body hurt.
My soul had abandoned my body before I could.
And then, poof!
My head cracked open.
Because of the sound of the stone head, which I had heard since I was a child. I didn't die right away.
There was no pain, but I could vaguely see the red paper flowing on the floor.
I heard the screams of people being torn apart and smelled the sickening smell of burning tires.
Then came a long dark moment.
Listen up, you precious little snake-like children of the emperor and the woman who thinks she's so precious. Gather up your brother's fire and take the snake-attached children of Nagi and Nami, too! If I stay quiet, these things will see me as the hot pants of all years! Not even a handful of them at all... ...bah!
I heard an angry, novel rant.
My head was getting clearer and clearer.
What? But I'm not dead yet?
I couldn't smell or feel any pain at all.
The only thing that was really annoying was the growling.
"Who are you?"
I asked the unidentified person.
He did not open his mouth, but he seemed to be able to communicate telepathically.
- You are the firstborn. "You are the firstborn and you must show them clearly what the dignity of the firstborn is! Do you understand?
"Firstborn? Our eldest son is correct, but..." .... Do you know me?'
It was the first time I heard my grandfather's voice.
My grandfather left the world early when I was very young .
Oh!" My heart is bursting at the seams for the adulterous, sordid, shady snakes and their shadow children. Hey! You've done the best you can for the children of heaven, and now you're wagging your tails at the neighbor's dogs? The neighbor's dogs are laughing at us!
The old man's thunderous cry rang through my eardrums.
The words were alive and raw, but impossible to interpret.
I don't know what it was, but it sure made me mad.
I'm not even halfway through my character.
Yay, yay, yay, ... never forget what you've done today, never forgive your enemies for being absolutely as big and broad and nosy as Jesus or Buddha, and for imitating saints like a sick man!
Yes, yes~. I live in a world where I'm too busy to eat.
I sold such nosiness a long time ago and bought ramen noodles and ate them .
Jesus and Buddha came out.
They seemed to be close or know each other well.
Those children who are bad even once can't change their mistakes and become good forever! Be sure to keep that in mind! Make sure the children of the snake and the shadow never fool around again! Clean and organize the vases I've piled up for thousands of years! Or else.... .... You think you can keep up with me for five thousand years!
My grandfather's threatening behavior is not going well .
I'm dead and I couldn't die again.
Let's go now.
The old man, who was playing the drums and putting on a show by himself, said he was going.
I was not disappointed at all.
I was just fuzzy-headed.
Ah! And I put one present in there before I went.
You're going? Go where? What present?
It was like a con artist.
Is the Grim Reaper voice phishing, too? I doubted it.
So many questions popped into my head and disappeared.
It was something I couldn't do to begin with, but I had to include it because my abilities were very short. Hey! But the child of the Mountain King Mother of Chiri-San (Chiri-San) was embarrassingly beaten by children, and gold-bound... .... Live well! It's the age of 100, when man's years and days are as short as a nose hair. So enjoy the music to your heart's content~ Just process what I tell you to do and live your life on your own~ Life wasn't that big of a deal when I lived it~"
What!
I was convinced that my grandpa had lost his mind.
I was convinced that my grandpa had lost his mind. There was no chance of me being able to survive with the back of my head cracked open.
Even in death, my heart was full.
"I didn't have the chance to do any good deeds while I was alive, but I accomplished something important.
Let the little one live, too. ....
He caused a crosswalk accident while driving and also left a small amount of insurance money for his parents.
I'm a filial son, but every year I ask for pizza and chicken for the ritual!
If you can afford it, please give me a draft beer instead of a can.
Thank you very, very much for everything.
"From Taesan Chang, my poor son.
I filled my heart with the last war wound in my head.
A few tears came to my eyes.
What? What? What's this hot, damp, watery feeling I'm getting now?
Roll! Roll, roll, roll!
Suddenly, the roar of the alarm clock sounded violently at my bedside.
"Ah!"
I screamed at the horrible luminescent noise and sat up.
I woke up with a start.
"...?"
What? My body is moving.
The old bulldozer's voice was gone.
There was a light in my eyes.
Things were slowly entering my retinas.
Here was a familiar space: ....
What is this?
It's a small room the size of a snot bubble.
It's a room across the street from where I lived in the country in high school.
My room was small and cramped, with dirty wallpaper and the smell of dirt.
One old computer, a hanger ....
The calendar of a large agricultural cooperative hanging next to my desk naturally caught my eye.
It read, "2... July 2006?"
Return of the Legend chapter 1